New Orleans sludge masters Thou to play Orlando in September

Agit-sludge band Thou has announced a long-awaited show in the City Beautiful in September, bringing along Big Brave and Blackwater Holylight for the ride. The Louisiana band is still touring behind last year’s Magus album on Sacred Bones Records, and has clearly got the road itch, having only recently completed a North American run with…

10 percent of teachers on ‘sugar daddy’ website are from Florida

Struggling teachers across the country are seeking extra income on a popular sugar daddy site, and nearly 10 percent of them come from Florida. SeekingArrangement, the self-proclaimed largest sugar daddy site in the world, said more than 10,000 American teachers use sugar daddies due to their low teaching salaries. And 999 of them come from…

14 free shows happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, July 24: Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Neu Old Boyz 9 pm at Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. Technasia 9 pm at Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave. Thursday, July 25: Kaleigh Baker 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.…

Legal Public Notices 7/24 issue

Orlando Legals Legal Public Notices Auction: Notice is hereby given that Compass Self Storage Intents to sell the property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under the Florida Self Storage Facility Act (Section 83-80-83.809). The owner will sell at public auction for CASH through competitive bidding on August 14, 2019 at…

Peelander-Yellow brings night of Asian insanity and revelation to Lil Indies

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND Yellow Nite Fever Tour ft. Peelander-Yellow Fabulous Johnk Wray and Musuki Aruvavo Lee, Lil Indies, July 21 The Asian sense of duty is so real it’s famous. So, as a card-carrying member, a trifecta involving (1) something called the Yellow Nite Fever Tour featuring (2) Japanese artists with (3) Peelander-Yellow as the…

Jaleo in Disney Springs has a new ‘Sangria Hour’

If you haven’t gotten day-drunk on Disney property yet, can you really call yourself an Orlando local? Now you’ll have the perfect opportunity because Jaleo, chef José Andrés’ restaurant at Disney Springs, has announced a daily “Sangria Hour” starting on July 29. From 3 to 6 p.m. every day at the Jaleo Matador, you can…

Dochi Donuts is returning to Lake Nona’s Boxi Park

Dochi Donuts, who produce the fabulous Japanese Mochi Donut, will return to Boxi Park with another pop-up store from July 26 to July 28.  The donuts will be $2.50 each, with a half-dozen going for $13. Mochi donuts are a hybrid between American donuts and Japanese mochi, which come together for a treat with both…

A new luxury expedition-focused cruise line will soon call Florida home

From Virgin Voyages to Ritz Carlton Yachts, the luxury cruise industry grows larger every day, and with it, Florida continues to dominate the industry. Now yet another cruise line has decided to make Florida its home. According to posts by the company on LinkedIn and comments by real estate firm NAI/Merin Hunter Codman, Mystic Cruises…

Florida gas prices will fall 5 to 15 cents after Tropical Storm Barry bump

Florida gas prices are creeping down again after rising 7 cents thanks to Tropical Storm Barry. A news release published by the American Automobile Association Monday has state gas prices averaging at $2.67 a gallon. That’s below the national average of $2.78 a gallon. “The brief 7-cent increase last week was a delayed response to Tropical Storm…

American crocodiles thriving near nuclear power plant in South Florida

American crocodiles, once headed toward extinction, are now thriving in the canals surrounding Florida Power & Light’s Turkey Point nuclear plant in South Florida. The canals, which stretch 168 miles, are home to 25 percent of the American crocodile population. The team of specialists from FPL that monitor and protect this group of several hundred…

Ousted Miss Michigan was once a University of Central Florida student

The newly crowned Miss Michigan got her title taken away, and she says it’s in part because of a tweet she made while she studied at UCF. Kathy Zhu, self-proclaimed “independent thinker” and “political commentator,” took to Twitter last week to say Miss World America accused her of being “racist, Islamaphobic and insensitive.” “They stripped…

12,000 books to be donated at the Need to Read Orlando Book Giveaway

Need to Read, a local nonprofit, will donate books, backpacks, and other school and educational supplies to Orlando residents during their second annual Book Giveaway from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 3. One event will begin with a ribbon-cutting at the Washington Shores Church for Christ (2818 Orange Center Blvd.), which will feature…

Florida’s unemployment numbers are still below the national rate

Florida’s unemployment numbers stayed low in June. The Florida Department of Economic Opportunity released its latest job numbers, finding the state’s “over-the-year job growth rate has exceeded the nation’s rate since April 2012,” if you don’t count September 2017. At 3.4 percent seasonally adjusted unemployment, the state is still below the national unemployment rate, which…

Florida’s back-to-school sales tax holiday begins next Friday

Parents: You’ve survived the summer. To reward you, Florida’s back-to-school tax holiday is set for Aug. 2-6. That means there will be no sales tax on a variety of items, including: Footwear, clothing and certain accessories ($60 or less per item) Some school supplies ($15 or less per item) Personal computers and certain computer-related accessories…

Cruise line Seabourn to take guests to new depths with crazy luxury submarines

With the global cruise industry booming, cruise lines are seeking unique new ways to differentiate themselves, from onboard roller coasters to drag brunches. But one luxury cruise line is taking the task to new depths —  by including custom-built, ultra-luxurious submarine jaunts. Seabourn, the luxury cruise line best known for their virtual reality staff training…

Disney finally decides to finish a sidewalk it announced in 1994

After nearly 25 years, Disney is finally moving forward with plans to connect the Grand Floridian and Polynesian Resort to the Magic Kingdom via a pedestrian walkway. The surprising move was first revealed via public documents posted on the Florida Department of Environmental Protection website and was later confirmed by a Disney spokesperson. This isn’t…

Florida Ag Commissioner Nikki Fried has massively reduced gun permit waits

Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried says review times for applications for concealed-weapons licenses have been reduced. The Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, which Fried heads, says review times for people with no prior issues have been reduced from 50 days when Fried took office in January to one day in July. Meanwhile, people with…

Five Florida guys flung fists at a Florida Five Guys

Exactly five guys were arrested this week after a fistfight broke out in a Florida Five Guys location. The numerologically correct brawl occurred Wednesday afternoon at the Five Guys Burgers & Fries at 2185 Southeast Federal Highway in Stuart, Florida, according to the Stuart Police Department. “Can you guess how many guys were arrested at…

Psych rockers Gringo Star to unveil new album at Will’s Pub this weekend

Gringo Star has been around long enough to have seen dozens of descriptors tossed out in an effort to describe the band’s psych-rock sound (“vintage,” “scruffy,” “feverish” and “soulful” are some of our favorites). The Atlanta-based quintet is no stranger to the City Beautiful, and this is a chance to see Gringo Star in close…

Industrial survivors Pig to play Orlando in September

Industrial music veteran Raymond Watts has reconvened his infamous project Pig for a string of North American dates starting up in September. For this latest tour, promoting new covers album Candy, Watts is adding some serious live firepower by bringing back all-star collaborators including En Esch (KMFDM), Steve White and Galen Waling (both from 16…

Eatonville’s historic Zora Neale Hurston museum gets a new home

The Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts will be moving into a brand-new spot. The museum named after the Eatonville author and anthropologist will move just down the road to a newly designed building at 344 E. Kennedy Blvd. So will the offices for the Association to Preserve Eatonville Community, which announced the…

Orlando-area triple homicide to be featured on Court TV

Court TV is back and headed to Seminole County to cover a triple homicide tied to a man’s relationship with an online performer. The TV program that once brought high-profile cases from O.J. Simpson to Casey Anthony to screens across the country began coverage of the Grant Amato trial on Thursday. Amato, 29, of Chuluota, was…

Orlando murder case to be featured on HLN this weekend

The City Beautiful will make an ugly appearance on HLN’s Lies, Crimes & Video as the series explores the case of a Florida woman raped and murdered in her apartment. Set to air Saturday, the seventh episode of the eight-part series will look into the death of Sasha Samsudean. The episode, titled “Horror in Apartment 345,” has the following description from…

Florida prison inmate took a break to ‘dance around’ after shanking guard, says Department of Corrections

A Florida Panhandle inmate who attacked three officers in a “brutal, unprovoked attack” has been charged with attempted murder of a correctional officer and possession of contraband, state prison officials said Wednesday. “This violence is completely unacceptable. Our officers come to work every day to protect Florida communities and serve courageously in this profession dedicated…

Orlando cancels Amazon Rekognition program, capping 15 months of glitches and controversy | Orlando Weekly exclusive

Orlando’s two-phase pilot with Amazon to try out real-time facial recognition software ended Thursday, capping 15 months of technical lags, bandwidth issues and uncertainty over whether the controversial face-scanning technology actually works. The city’s second pilot phase with the software, called Rekognition, began in October 2018 using four cameras at the police department’s headquarters, three…

Disney announces new fireworks show and enhanced attractions for 2019 Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween party

Disney announced Wednesday that this year’s Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party at Magic Kingdom will feature a new fireworks show and several rides will be enhanced to fit the party’s spooky theme. Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas will host “Disney’s Not-So-Spooky Spectacular,” a fireworks show featuring projections, lasers and special lighting. The show centers…

Florida students must now take 5 hours of mental health instruction

Florida students now have to take at least five hours of mental health instruction — a new requirement in line with First Lady Casey DeSantis’ mental health campaign. The State Board of Eduction voted on the new mandate Tuesday, which will apply to students from 6th to 12th grade. “Ron and I have traveled the…

Royal Caribbean ships will not stop in Puerto Rico due to protests

Today, Royal Caribbean ship Harmony of the Seas canceled a scheduled stop in San Juan, Puerto Rico, over ongoing political protests against Gov. Ricardo Rosselló. Related The cruise company also re-routed another ship yesterday, Empress of the Seas, to stop in Tortola instead of San Juan because of the protests and continued civilian unrest. It’s…

18 free concerts happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, July 17: Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Swamp Sistas See, Hear & Say 5 8 pm at The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave. Thursday, July 18: Kaleigh Baker 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Jacob Latimore 7 pm…

Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights features Ghostbusters for the first time

Universal Studios just announced the addition of an OG Ghostbusters-themed haunted house to its 2019 Halloween Horror Nights lineup, which runs from Sept. 6 through Nov. 2. According to Universal, the Ghosbusters haunted house is set to commemorate the blockbuster’s 35th anniversary, tracking the movements of Peter, Ray, Egon and Winston through iconic scenes like…

Synth-pop star Howard Jones gets his due at Hard Rock Live

Howard Jones doesn’t get the recognition he deserves. Shut out of the more critic-friendly lists of 1980s synth-pop pioneers, Jones never really fit that particular club’s obtuse rules of icy detachment. Instead, he was in thrall to the ringing tones of classic songwriting like Cole Porter, Burt Bacharach and Bernie Taupin. He was a nerd’s…

Florida plants get artistic treatment at the Falcon’s Flora art show

It seems the creepy-crawly fauna in Florida – gators, boa constrictors and whatever else is lurking in the Everglades – get all the attention. But for this group of Orlando artists, it’s all about the vegetable, not the animal. The flower-themed group art show Flora opens at the Falcon this Saturday, with a diverse array…

Reverend Horton Heat to bring his Holiday Hayride back to Orlando in December

Why should Brian Setzer have all the rockabilly-style holiday fun? Psychobilly pioneer Reverend Horton Heat posed this question in his own unique manner last year with his “Horton’s Holiday Hayride” tour, and he’s just announced Round 2 set to kick off in late November. Expect possibly blasphemous takes on carol canon and touring support from Voodoo…

Hundreds in Orlando protest for resignation of Puerto Rico governor Ricardo Rossello

Hundreds gathered in Orlando Tuesday evening calling for the resignation of Puerto Rico’s governor Ricardo Rosselló. Demonstrators stood outside the Puerto Rico Federal Affairs Administration office on Lake Ellenor Drive, chanting while waving the commonwealth’s flags and homemade posters, seen in WFTV video coverage. The protests joined ongoing demonstrations in Puerto Rico. Rosselló came under…

Orlando: 80 hours, five cultural events, one city

I’ve spent most of the past month immersed in themed attractions, so this week I’m making up for lost time and showcasing Orlando’s artistic diversity with short takes on five cultural events that I managed to squeeze into a recent 80-odd-hour span. Wednesday morning: Pompeii Partner Launch Toga-clad deities, living statues and a platter of…

On Screens This Week: The Art of Self-Defense and more

Opening this week:The Art of Self-Defense Let’s face it, one of the reasons people still go to the movies is the prospect of seeing Jesse Eisenberg get punched in the face. The yearning started, somewhat guiltily, with The Squid and the Whale, as Eisenberg’s Walt yammered foolishly about a Kafka text being “Kafkaesque”; “just adolescent…

Migrant children were sent to private detention center in Florida, some asshole stabbed a dolphin, and other Orlando news you may have missed last week

At least 55 migrant children separated from their parents by the Trump administration in 2018 were sent to a privately run detention center in Florida: A recent congressional report revealed children had been sent to a child detention center located in Homestead, Miami-Dade County. A house committee obtained information on the center after issuing subpoenas…

Savage Love: ‘Deep Cucks’

I am a bi, white, married man – 35 years old and living in a big Midwestern city. I’d like to know what’s going on in my psyche from a sex-research perspective. I’ve been hung up on cuckold fantasies with my female partner for years now. I’m a creative person and I’m especially fond of…

The best concerts this week: Chad Price, Flying Limbs and more

<brSwamp Sistas Beth McKee’s Swamp Sistas collective present a mixed-media night of sound and visual art, all for free! 8 p.m. Wednesday, July 17, at the Imperial at Washburn Imports, free Bewitcher New wave of NWOBHM and thrash vanguard attacks as Holy Grail, Bewitcher and Striker descend on Soundbar. 6 p.m. Thursday, July 18, at…

Korine bring Philly synthwave to Orlando’s Soundbar

Nestled in among a cadre of synthwave heavies on this Hump Day electro showcase is, surprisingly, the classic electro-pop majesty of Philadelphian duo Korine. They deal in bright, pristine and heartbreaking synth-pop redolent of Depeche Mode circa Music for the Masses, Drab Majesty circa their whole catalog, or classic OMD. Here is a group who…


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