Jan 30 – Feb 5, 2013

Jan 30 - Feb 5, 2013 / Vol. 29 / No. 5

BLURT Presents Pre-INC Orlando at Uncle Lou’s

Hell Garbage Monday, Feb. 4 – BLURT Presents Pre-INC Orlando with Gem of Skin, Pvre Matrix, the Nows, Pony Payroll Bones, Whitey Alabastard, Hell Garbage and others 9 p.m. Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall 1016 N. Mills Ave. 407-898-0009 free It turns out that noise bands are different than folkies in one more way than you…

Super Bowl XLVII Movie Trailers

Here is a quick roundup of all of the movie-related madness from yesterday’s Super Bowl. Fast Six (is going to be amazing). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozG6KQftTmc The Lone Ranger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q42DrlOczi0 The Great and Powerful Oz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVaGzl7B-oQ Iron Man 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtqmlyS1ovE Star Trek Into Darkness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myYRC_yTn4Y World War Z. Just finally started reading the book this week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slfrrjPndV4 Not…

Nerdy Show expands their empire

When the Nerdy Show announced they were airing a special podcast, “State of the Empire,” to on-goingly discuss The Joss Whedon Decision and expansion of the Star Wars franchise, I was pretty tickled by their chosen tagline for the podcast, “Looking for love in Alderaan places.” These guys are clever, passionate, knowledgeable, invested – basically,…

Sunday Film News Roundup — February 3rd, 2013

It’s a slow film week with Super Bowl XLVII set to kick off tonight in New Orleans. Warm Bodies, the zombie comedy with Nicolas Hoult, easily won the weekend. I’m not all that interested in the matchup of San Francisco versus Baltimore, and the list of  movie trailers premiering tonight — like The Lone Ranger,…

Porn: The Art Show tonight at the Falcon

Saturday, Feb. 2 – Porn: The Art Show 8 p.m. The Falcon 819 E. Washington St. 407-423-2788 thefalconbar.com free As much as Orlando tries to give off a stale air of prudishness while cleverly concealing its wiggling dirty bits in its unincorporated commercial nether regions, we are, and always have been, a dirty whore. And…

Culliver’s travels: Equality heads for the end zone

One of the side effects of getting older is the feeling that time has started to move faster. Usually, this impression is received as a negative: You realize you’re getting less done every day; you try to figure out how old you were when your favorite TV stars were born; and every holiday seems to…

Watch the Annie Awards Live, Feb 2nd

Just a quick note to remind you that the Annie Awards, honoring 2012’s best animation, will be shown live tomorrow on the show’s official website. The show begins at 7pm (one would assume pacific time, but the website doesn’t specify). Here are the major nominations: Best Animated Feature Brave – Pixar Animation Studios Frankenweenie –…

Burrow Press presents Love Poems With Susan Lilley workshop

Saturday, Feb. 2 – Love Poems With Susan Lilley 10:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Urban ReThink 625 E. Central Blvd. burrowpress.com/workshops $90, includes parking, coffee/snacks, a journal and a Burrow Press book Note to self: When it comes to writing love poetry, there’s a fine line between heartfelt and cheesy – never mind an enormous leap toward…

The Social hosts Red Bull Thre3Style Qualifier DJ battle

DJ M-Squared Friday, Feb. 1 – Red Bull Thre3style Qualifier With DJ M-Squared 10 p.m. The Social 54 N. Orange Ave. 407-246-1419 thesocial.org free Red Bull might have made the most headlines last year for sponsoring the out-of-this-world – and mercifully, successful – freefall of Felix Baumgartner, but the energy drink has also fueled a…

African-American art exhibit opens at Mennello Museum

Earlie Hudnall, Jr., Hip Hop, 1993, gelatin silver print, Smithsonian American Art Friday, Feb. 1 – African American Art: Harlem Renaissance, Civil Rights Era and Beyond Through April 28 6-8 p.m. Mennello Museum of American Art 900 E. Princeton St. 407-246-4278 mennellomuseum.com $5 Rarely do we see a show that’s framed in the context of…

Adorable pit bull puppy tries to run on treadmill

We’re dog-crazy at Orlando Weekly this week, as we round the bend on finishing up our first (annual?) Puppy Love issue (hits the streets Feb. 6, errbody, don’t miss!). So this video is pretty much playing on a loop in our offices (well, at least in my office). Cannot. Stop. Watching. Awesome. Puppy.

Andrew Spear working on Mills50 mural

Was driving down Mills Avenue today to pick up a piece of artwork by Andrew Spear that I had bought from an art show at Halo salon, and I stumbled across … Andrew Spear creating more artwork. The new mural, which is being paid for by the city, is located on Mills Avenue where it…

Local 6 Reporter Slams Drunk Videobomber

Jessica Sanchez, a field reporter for Local 6 News, was on location in New Orleans.  Sanchez was there to do a “getting ready” segment on NOLA preparing for the Super Bowl. Sanchez, broadcasting live, was videobombed by a drunkard. Who would’ve guessed that a boozed up woman on Bourbon Street would do such a thing?…

Micro-budget films focus of Winter Garden’s StarLite Film Fest

photo by KHphotographics Thursday, Jan. 31-Saturday, Feb. 2 – StarLite Film Festival 7 p.m. Thursday and Friday, 11:30 a.m. Saturday Garden Theatre 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden 407-877-4736 starlitefilmfest.com $5-$30 Orlando moviegoers head west this week to historic downtown Winter Garden for the StarLite Film Festival, a showcase of hand-chosen, micro-budget films (feature-lengths made…

Expect heavy sludge metal from Jucifer at Will’s Pub

photo by Scott Stewart Wednesday, Jan. 30 – Jucifer with Whores, Bog Prophet 9 p.m. Will’s Pub 1042 N. Mills Ave. willspub.org $10 There’s hard, there’s heavy and then there’s this bill – a wall-crumbling collision of all that is sonically ill-advised. True, it would only take the un-fucking-holy sludge wattage of marquee header Jucifer…

The Hammered Lamb opens in Ivanhoe Village on Friday!

So, last night was the soft opening of Ivanhoe Row’s latest drinkery (and soon to be light-eatery) The Hammered Lamb, (1235 N. Orange Ave.) and we’re just one-cracked-eye-opened enough to remember it. Things you should know, according to owner Jason Lambert: No, it’s not a gay bar (though it certainly resembles former inhabitant the Lava…

Comedian and actor Robin Williams takes the stage at Bob Carr

Wednesday, Jan. 30 – Robin Williams 8 p.m. Bob Carr Performing Arts Centre 401 W. Livingston St. 800-430-8903 orlandovenues.net $45-$142 He’s an American Comedy Award winner (not to mention Emmy, Golden Globe and Academy Award winner, too). You might know him as Mrs. Doubtfire or Peter Pan from the film Hook. He’s comedian Robin Williams,…

Tip Jar

This week: Ravenous Pig wine dinner, new tapas menu at Cress, Kurry and Kabab Express, BurgerFi, First Watch and more

Savage Love

I’ve been a fan of your Savage Lovecast for a long time, but I had to write after hearing Marty Klein’s awesome talk about the fallacy of "sex addiction." I am 27, and for most of my adult life, I have suffered from complete sexual dysfunction with partners. I was ashamed and thought I was…

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Wageni ni baraka is a Swahili proverb that means "guests are a blessing." That’s not always true, of course. Sometimes guests can be a boring inconvenience or a messy burden. But for you in the coming weeks, I’m guessing the proverb will be 98 percent correct. The souls who come calling…

Stargazers flock to Dark Sky Festival at Harmony Town Square

Saturday, Feb. 2 – Dark Sky Festival 6 p.m. Harmony Town Square 3500 Harmony Square Drive West Harmony 407-891-8358 darkskyfestival.com free A lot of good can come from darkness – other than scary monsters and the boogeyman. The community of Harmony, Fla. knows this all too well, as it enters its 10th year of the…

Pro-Rick Scott Satanic Temple rally a publicity stunt

This story just keeps getting better and better every time we hear more about it. Last week, we joined a bunch of other media outlets in reporting that a Satanic Temple based in New York was planning to hold a rally to thank Florida Gov. Rick Scott for his support of SB 98, which would…

Nickelodeon Time Capsule of 1992 Opens Up in

…2042.  Oh, come on – it’s not too far away. In front of the Nickelodeon Suites Resort (14500 Continental Gateway), one can find the buried time capsule of 1992, when things seemed much simpler. The original burial ground was in front of the network within Universal Studios Orlando, outside Stage 18. It was moved in…

On sale this week: New Kids on the Block at Amway Center!

On sale: Saturday, Feb. 2 New Kids on the Block with 98°, Boyz II Men 7:30 p.m. Friday, June 21 Amway Center 400 W. Church St. 800-745-3000 amwaycenter.com $27.50-$89.50     Down the road: The Soul Rebels, Feb. 8 at The Social Katt Williams, Feb. 9 at Tampa Bay Times Forum Old 97’s, Feb. 10…


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