Aug 6-12, 2014

Aug 6-12, 2014 / Vol. 30 / No. 32

Body//Talk says fuck summer with face-painting, DJs and more

via Body//Talk on Facebook “It’s summer here year-round!” long-lashed babe-dappled postcards boast about our state, like it’s so easy to toss your hair when it’s stuck to the back of your neck. But with most locals feeling that end-of-summer grump, Body//Talk steps up to say what we’re all really feeling: Fuck. Summer. This Saturday, Aug.…

Shark fin pie and other treats to celebrate Shark Week

via Shark Week Tumblr The Discovery Channel’s Shark Week officially kicked off yesterday and folks all over the country are gathered around televisions, watching shows like Great While Serial Killer, Alien Sharks: Return to the Abyss and more. While they’re vegging out in from of the TV, they’re also making tortilla chips swim around in bowls of dip…

VIDEO: All the fun from the Best of Orlando 2014 party

At our Best of Orlando party on July 30, we celebrated the best people, places and things in Orlando (many of them selected by you!) at the Beacham and the Social for an epic throwdown. The paparazzi were snapping shots, the drinks were flowing, the beats were banging and we even had Master Legend, Orlando’s very…

Will Arrested Development be back for another season?

image via MethodShop We’ve loved Arrested Development from the first time we sat down in front of our televisions to watch it way back in 2003. We cried big blue (Bluth?) tears when it was cancelled in 2006.  Then we wanted to give Netflix a big “Steve Holt!” for pulling off the ultimate illlllluuuuusion and bringing the…

Beautiful Chorus leader Alexandrah Sarton kickstarts new solo album

40 favorite shots from Bring Your Own Crew Fest at the Beacham Orlando is grateful to be home to a number of knockout female vocalists, like Kaleigh Baker, Terri Binion, Tierney Tough and listed high among this talented group of our town’s most memorable voices is Alexandrah Sarton. She sings the hooks for Solillaquists of…

Awesome and the Ass Kickers release first album in five years

via Awesome and the Ass Kickers on Facebook Awesome and the Ass Kickers have been silent long enough, and their first release in five years, Quit Fucking With Our Crops, acknowledges this by opening with an introduction to “the greatest band ever.” If you make it through “AAK Anthem” without chanting along, you’re probably listening…

This Little Underground: Round Eye and heY!ALLigator at Will’s Pub

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here. Round Eye at Will’s Pub (photo by Ashley Belanger) Besides being the Asian analogue to gringo, Round Eye (Aug. 8, Will’s Pub) is also a band from Shanghai with a local…

This Little Underground: Matt Woods & Caleb Caudle

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here. Matt Woods & Larry Fulford at Will’s Pub (photo by Michael Lothrop) While BJ Barham, who played this stage only a few days earlier, has won the hearts and minds of locals,…

Good Neighbors Farm combines petting zoo with farmers market

  via goodneighborsmarket.com As much as we love the Winter Park Farmers Market and the Orlando Farmers Market at Lake Eola, both markets are seriously lacking in the petting zoo category. Not so at Good Neighbors Farmers Market in Oviedo. While we love our bottomless mimosas, mimosas don’t moo. Located on a 35-acre working farm,…

Underground Supper Club plans secret dinner

via itastehappiness.com The first rule of Underground Supper Club is you talk about Underground Supper Club. The second rule of Underground Supper Club is you talk about Underground Supper Club some more to make people insanely jealous. Organized by A Taste of Happiness, a local foundation committed to creating positive change in the community by…

Florida legislators convene special session to redraw congressional maps

SUPER-FAST SPECIAL SESSION By DARA KAM THE NEWS SERVICE OF FLORIDA House Speaker Will Weatherford and Senate President Don Gaetz quickly ordered lawmakers into a special session this week to revise the congressional map struck down by Circuit Court Judge Terry Lewis. Proving that the process is on hyper-speed, the chairmen of the committees working…

Residents petition to put a beach on Lake Ivanhoe

via Exploring Orlando Project Downtown Orlando (DTO) is a committee assigned to plan the next decade of improvements for Orlando (woo!) and they’ve released their long list of ideas —  which includes improving water quality enough to be able  to create a swimmable lake and a beach. In response to that suggestions, there’s now a…

This Little Underground: BJ Barham & Kaleigh Baker

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here. BJ Barham at Will’s Pub (photo by James Dechert) North Carolina’s BJ Barham (Aug. 4, Will’s Pub) writes some excellent songs – some of today’s best barroom country-rock, in fact. And,…

What’s up with Christo’s in College Park?

We’re going to need you to get a little more specific on that date, please 🙁   A reader emailed us yesterday to ask: “Can you tell us what’s going on with Christos in College Park?  It’s been closed for several weeks and on the sign it did say they were going to reopen on…

Sinister, spacey art unveiled for Golden Pelicans’ new 12-inch

Some bands shy away from tying their name imagery into their art, but Orlando’s Golden Pelicans doesn’t really care about dorky etiquette, and thank goodness, because the album art for their new self-titled 12-inch embraces the predatory water bird, and it is glorious: via Total Punk on Facebook It’s illustrated by Chicago artist/musician Mac Blackout…

Enterprise Florida head gets $120,000 bonus

Via THE NEWS SERVICE OF FLORIDA TALLAHASSEE, August 7, 2014 The head of Gov. Rick Scott’s business-recruitment efforts received a $120,000 bonus on Thursday. The Enterprise Florida Board of Directors approved the bonus for President and Chief Executive Officer Gray Swoope, whose base salary received a $45,000 increase, to $275,000, last October. The bonus surpasses…

Dracula joins the frights at Halloween Horror Nights

Image courtesy of NBCUniversal In a strange twist of events, Universal Studios is basing a maze at this year’s Halloween Horror Nights on a movie that hasn’t even been released in theaters. Luckily, the story of Dracula is one almost everyone is familiar with. The latest vampire reboot, Dracula Untold, will be released in theaters on October 17. Its…

Red Lobster headquarters moving downtown

image via Wikipedia Since Darden Restaurants sold them earlier this year, Red Lobster has been making some changes, introducing a new style of plating and getting rid of some of its promotional discounts. The most significant, though, is the announcement that the company will move its headquarters from just off of John Young Parkway to the…

Orlando is one of the happiest big cities in America

60 epic Orlando sunsets As reported by Slate, economists Edward Glaeser and Oren Ziv of Harvard and Joshua Gottlieb of the University of British Columbia used data from an annual survey conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to determine which of the big cities were the most unhappy. Of course, this also revealed which cities…

Online music collections create a different type of hoarder

via Schnauzers-Rule.com Perhaps it’s because I was linked to “All Power to the Pack Rats” directly after reading Ray Kurzweil’s The Singularity Is Real (for a commentary on T-Pain), but the piece (about Apple’s evil plan to depict people with possessions as poor to promote a streamlined culture invested in its products) got me all…

Orlando has one of the world’s worst airports for food

Seriously? The Daily Meal must have skipped right over Zaza Cuban Coffee. Image via Urbanspoon According to the Daily Meal, if you’re flying out of Orlando International Airport, You shouldn’t show up hungry. OIA came in for a not-so-smooth landing at the No. 8 spot on the foodie website’s list of the 11 Worst Airports for Food. Orlando is joined…

Savage Love

I am a 38-year-old married woman. My husband of 18 years is 22 years my senior. I credit him with giving me a good life and helping me pursue goals, but he is a type A professional, and that has played out in the bedroom. He has always been disinterested in my pleasure. When our…

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Don’t just be smart and articulate. Dare to be wildly wise and prone to unruly observations. Don’t merely be kind and well behaved. Explore the mysteries of healing through benevolent mischief. Don’t buy into the all-too-serious trances. Break up the monotony with your unpredictable play and funny curiosity. Don’t simply go…

Police Beat

A freelance TV salesman, an assault with a bicycle and a 50-year-old lady thief in pink Spandex feature in our weekly roundup of local crime

Alien vs. Predator joins the Halloween Horror Nights lineup

Image via NBCUniversal AVP: Alien vs. Predator is the latest property to join this year’s Halloween Horror Nights lineup. The sci-fi horror franchise creates a frightening crossover between the monsters in both the Alien and Predator films, forcing humankind to fight for survival during the chaos brought on by these two creatures. The original Alien film turns 35 this year and we could think…

This Little Underground: 1994 at Will’s Pub

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here. The Pauses revive 1994 at Will’s Pub (photo by Michael Lothrop)   Themed events continue to be this year’s local motif, and the Pauses pulled off the latest homerun: 1994 (Aug.…

Tons of new restaurants opening in Orlando (and one shocking closing)

Image via RA Sushi There are so many new eating (and drinking) spots opening in Orlando in the next few months, our wallets are already crying big fat foodie tears for all the money we’re going to spend on food. Here’s a little preview of all the tasty new eat spots that have opened recently (or are coming soon).…


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