Aug 13-19, 2014

Aug 13-19, 2014 / Vol. 30 / No. 33

Mastodon headlines WJRR’s Kink Music Festival this November

via Revolver I awoke today with a vague memory from a blurry show this weekend where a friend leaned over the bar to ask me – “Wait. So Mastodon is playing Central Florida Fairgrounds?” We got out our truth machines to Google the answer, and it seems, yes, WJRR is bringing the massive metal band…

Best Superhero We Can Call Our Own

Master Legend Maybe you’ve seen him on the street in downtown Orlando, distributing food and supplies to the homeless or patrolling in his big white van, keeping an eye out for people who are up to no good. Or perhaps you’ve only heard about him, or read about him in Rolling Stone a few years…

Mickey Mouse short O Sole Minnie wins at the Creative Arts Emmys

via Mickey shorts This weekend at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards, Mickey Mouse took home a golden statue. The team behind the short film “O Sole Minnie” brought home the trophy for Outstanding Short-Format Animated Program, beating other nominees Adventure Time, Phineas and Ferb, Regular Show and Robot Chicken. This is the second Outstanding Short-Format Animated Program Emmy for the Disney…

O-Town MacDown: Crowning the best mac and cheese in Orlando

Image via Give Kids the World If you like to get down with a bowl of macaroni and cheese, you may wanna get your ass over to the Orange County Convention Center for the O-Town MacDown on Saturday. Give Kids the World is hosting its first annual macaroni and cheese cooking competition with proceeds benefiting children…

SBK leaving Real Radio 104.1

//instagram.com/p/r19j9BkOA- Fans of local radio personality Soul Brother Kevin, better known as SBK, were sad to learn this morning that he will be leaving Real Radio 104.1, the station where he has spent the last 8 years. SBK posted a picture on Instagram this morning of the Clear Channel building with the caption “This is behind me…

The Giver is faithful to the text, but flawed in many ways

Since its publication in 1993, Lois Lowry’s cherished YA novel The Giver has been a dream project of Jeff Bridges. He originally intended to direct the film adaptation with his father Lloyd Bridges in the titular role. Two decades and countless “required reading” lists later, he takes on the role himself as the adaptation has…

This Little Underground: Radon Moon & Modrag at Will’s Pub

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here: Intergalactic, planetary: Modrag at Will’s Pub (photo by Ashley Belanger) Instead of the usual eye-tickling swirls of color you’d expect at a psych-leaning show, this recent one (Aug. 14, Will’s Pub)…

This Little Underground: OFF!, Gay Kiss, Bad Antics at Backbooth

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here: OFF! at Backbooth (photo by Christopher Garcia) OFF! (Aug. 13, Backbooth) kicks legitimate ass. It’s maybe the most stacked punk band going and it’s the best, most relevant thing Keith Morris…

SeaWorld announces plans for new killer whale habitats

An artist’s rendering of new killer whale habitat released by SeaWorld today Finally, some good news to report about SeaWorld: After more than a year of battling with advocates for marine mammals and the makers of the movie Blackfish, SeaWorld has announced plans to make significant changes to killer-whale habitats at its parks. According to…

Saturday is National Rum Day — here are 7 ways to celebrate

You’re getting ready for National Rum Day, right? Making sure you have white, golden, aged, spiced and (my favorite) blackstrap on hand? Remember, Malibu doesn’t count. If you’re still not sure what to drink on Saturday, below are a few recipes from Orlando Weekly’s monthly Remix column. This may help you decide, or just make it…

The Onion: 9,600-mile-long megacoaster unveiled at Busch Gardens

Via The Onion The Onion takes aim at theme parks today, with this story about Busch Gardens in Tampa unveiling a new roller coaster that’s 9,600 miles long and “designed to push the limits of human endurance.” The story goes on to describe a ride on “The Staminator” as a 14-day-long experience “that challenges passengers’ physical and…

Orlando Indie Comedy Fest releases full lineup

via The group organizing the Orlando Indie Comedy Fest have released all of the names of the comics that will be performing in town during the weekend of Sept. 25-28. In addition to national comic Kyle Kinane, who will be performing at Will’s Pub on Saturday, Sept. 27, the festival will feature 30 visiting up-and-coming comedians…

Bittersweet 16 party at Bar-BQ Bar this Saturday

When Bar-BQ Bar originally opened in 1998, they actually served up Southern cooking as their primary focus, but eventually the bar overcame the BBQ to transform the downtown dive/institution, and now 16 years later, the bar will close just 16 days after its 16th birthday. They’re feeling bittersweet; co-owner Ashley Mccammon Dishman says it’s been…

Map of suspected arsons in Orlando’s historic districts

Yesterday afternoon, Orlando police were called to investigate a suspicious odor of smoke in the vicinity of 1406 E. Harwood St. in Orlando’s Colonialtown neighborhood. When they arrived, officers discovered the smell coming from 419 Shine Ave., right around the corner. It was the 13th fire suspected to have been intentionally set in one of…

Florida Supreme Court to consider damages in UCF player’s death

The Florida Supreme Court said Wednesday it will take up a case stemming from the 2008 death of University of Central Florida football player Ereck Plancher, who collapsed after a series of conditioning drills. An Orange County jury awarded $10 million to Plancher’s family, but the 5th District Court of Appeal last year said the…

This Little Underground: Ted Nugent at the Beacham

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here. Caveman rock: The Nuge back when this was presumably considered more manly That’s the thing about being a blow-hard. Everyone always has their yardstick out to see if you – every…

Orlando 101: Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s college guide

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies – God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.” In Kurt Vonnegut’s genius novel…

How to study abroad (the right way)

In the words of Saint Augustine, “The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.” Whether taking a weeklong excursion to Africa or spending a semester in Europe, studying abroad is at the top of many college bucket lists. So read away, mark the pages of your odyssey and…

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Researchers in Peru have recently tracked down many previously unknown varieties of wild cacao plants. What that means is that there are exotic kinds of chocolate that you and I have never dreamed of, and they will be commercially available within a few years. As delicious as your Chocolove XOXOX Extra…

Savage Love

I’m a 25-year-old gay male into puppy play. About a year ago, I joined a pack with one Sir and several puppies. I became very close to one of my “pup bros” and became his alpha. Fast-forward nine months, and the pack has fallen apart due to various relationship troubles. My pup bro, let’s call…

Watering holes

UCF college haunts Knight Library 11448 University Blvd., knightlibrary.com Named one of the top college bars in the country by thedailymeal.com, Knight Library has four bars, beer pong, tons of drink specials and notoriously gross bathrooms, just like any respectable college bar should. Knights Pub 3910 Alafaya Trail, 407-382-4171, knightspuborlando.com One of the newer UCF-area…

Eat this

How to feed yourself when you don’t know how to cook and don’t have anything to eat

The best things in life are cheap (or free)

Tuition is high, your student loan repayments are looming and chances are you barely have $2 stashed away in your dorm room for an emergency. But, somehow, you still gotta live. That’s what student discounts and freebies are for. They’re hardly publicized on billboards, so finding killer deals requires a bit of digging. Don’t worry…

Social studies

The college experience isn’t just about book learning – it’s also about expanding your horizons, meeting people and teaching yourself to balance work and play. Your school has you covered on the work part of the equation – we’ll help you out with the playing. Below, we’ve listed a bar special, club night or drinking…

Watch the 1998 version of Godzilla while the guys from MST3K riff on it live

RiffTrax: Godzilla On Mystery Science Theater 3000 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett and Michael J Nelson made a career out of poking fun of deplorably bad movies, making them more entertaining in the process. Now, with RiffTrax, the guys from MST3K have taken to the big screen and are riffin’ their way through some big budget flicks. Previously, they tacked such…

Original Halloween Horror Nights mazes and scare zones revealed

Image via Universal Orlando After teasing us for weeks with news of mazes and scare zones based on already existing content, today Halloween Horror Nights finally announced this year’s original offerings, loosely based on cannibalistic fantasies and our deepest, darkest fears. Dollhouse  of the Damned takes fright-seekers into an old-timey morgue that has been abandoned. A young girl has…

An interview with Final Fantasy composer Nobuo Uematsu

For a good hour before my quick interview with Final Fantasy composer Nobuo Uematsu, I sat in a dark corner booth of a hotel bar nursing a glass of wine and thumbing through my childhood. What do you ask somebody who has scored hundreds upon hundreds of hours of your gaming childhood? An artist who’s won countless…

International Drive megamall and hotel project approved

Image via iSquare Mall + Hotel Earlier this year, we reported on plans to build a new megamall on International Drive. Yesterday city commissioners approved the project, called the iSquare Mall + Hotel. Originally slated to stand 31 stories tall, the approved plans call for a 26-story hotel with more than 700 hotel rooms. In addition…


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