Apr 5-11, 2017

Apr 5-11, 2017 / Vol. 33 / No. 16
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Chris Rock brings his Total Blackout tour to Dr. Phillips Center for a two-night stand

Craving a cookie for your recent streak of successfully completed routines and somewhat acceptable parental habits? Know that you won’t receive it from the societal barometer and eye-raising genius Chris Rock when he digs into Orlando for two separate nights of abrasive and humorous critiques concerning the polarizing world that surrounds us today. The Saturday Night Live alum’s first nationwide tour in nearly a decade comes hot off the heels of his signing of a contract with Netflix…

Blaze Pizza gives away free pies Tuesday at its newest store

Likes for pies: The newest location of Blaze Pizza will give away 11-inch pizzas between 11 a.m. and 9 p.m. Tuesday, April 18, to customers who show they’ve recently liked or followed the store on Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook or Twitter. Blaze offers customized pizzas, assembled and fired on order. They’re popular among the veggie crowd…

Blacklist Babes Cabaret celebrates their anniversary at the Falcon

The Blacklist Babes celebrate their anniversary with a show at the Falcon. Combining traditional burlesque performances with comedy and live music, the Blacklist Babes have carved out a unique niche in the sometimes saturated burlesque scene. And they’re the only troupe we know of to have the balls to pull off a “Sexy Harambe” routine.…

Dwayne Johnson rode Disney’s Jungle Cruise for ‘research’

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson might be known for skidding and drifting across movie screens in Fast and Furious movies, but he better brush up on his dad jokes for his next film project. On Monday, April 10, Johnson surprised visitors on Magic Kingdom’s Jungle Cruise ride while doing “research” for his new movie. According to…

Another Florida panther was killed by a car last week

According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, a 1-year-old female cat was found last Tuesday in Hendry County, Florida, on a rural road. This is tenth panther killed this year. Seven of the deaths were vehicle-related. The panther’s remains are being transported to a facility in Gainesville where an autopsy will be performed. A…

Central Florida Zoo plans $85 million renovation

One of Seminole County’s main tourist attractions, the Central Florida Zoo and Botanical Gardens, has been giving visitors an up-close look at exotic wild animals for decades. It’s due for an update. On Tuesday, April 11, zoo officials submitted a $85 million master renovation plan to county commissioners. The plan spans 20 years and would call…

Wanee Festival 2017 announces full performance schedule

The full performance schedule has been released for this year’s Wanee Festival in Live Oak, Florida. The headliners for this year include Cody and Luther Dickinson with the Freight Train (Wednesday), Blackberry Smoke and DJ Logic (Thursday), Bob Weir and Widespread Panic (Friday), Trey Anastasio and Pink Talking Fu (Saturday). Check out the schedule here.…

Republicans erect billboard against Stephanie Murphy in Winter Park

With the 2018 election hastily approaching, the National Republican Congressional Committee has commissioned an ad campaign aimed at recently elected U.S. Rep. Stephanie Murphy of Florida’s District 7. The billboard has been erected in Winter Park, Murphy’s hometown, at the intersection of Fairbanks and I-4 and addresses her support for the Affordable Healthcare Act. “Stephanie…

Florida theme parks may soon see beer-sponsored rides and events

Universal might have Duff Beer in their Simpsons Springfield U.S.A. area, but Florida theme parks may be looking to have real beer companies gain a larger than ever presence in their parks. A new proposed bill, SB 388, would allow brewers to sponsors attractions and events at major theme parks, reports the Orlando Sentinel. The…

Orlando Sentinel named Pulitzer Prize finalist for Pulse coverage

The Orlando Sentinel was named a Pulitzer Prize finalist in the “Breaking News Reporting” category for its coverage of the mass shooting that left 49 people dead and countless injured at the gay nightclub Pulse last summer. “We are honored to have been named a finalist in the Pulitzer Prize’s breaking news reporting category for…

Orlando’s West Art District might be forced to cover up its murals

West Art District near Downtown Orlando is facing a potentially existential crisis: City Hall cites an ordinance violation that may require the District’s owners to remove all of the artwork on the property, effectively undoing months of artistic progress. The art district is apparently in violation of section 30A.36(D) in the Code of the City…

Arms bring a new heaviness to 64 North tonight

Dangerously precise Orlando band Arms crafts a heavy, dizzying sound that nods maniacally at Botch and even Nile. Come get disoriented when they play downtown tonight. Arms play 64 North tonight with Fero Lux, In Angles and Rising Cadence at 8 p.m. There is a $5 suggested donation. BLACKOUT by Arms Related Stories

Study names Florida worst state for road rage incidents involving guns

You may want to lay off the horn while driving in Florida. The Trace, a nonprofit news organization that covers gun issues, released a recent study that tallies the nation’s gun-related road rage occurrences from January of 2014 to December of 2016. According to the report, 1,300 road rage incidents ended in gun violence across…

This Florida sheriff looks like a complete idiot

It should come as no surprise that the Lake County Sheriff’s Office is being compared to ISIS after posting a recent video showing Sheriff Peyton Grinnell, flanked by hyper-militarized officers, saying he’ll be tough on heroin dealers. The video is completely insane. While an ominous soundtrack plays in the background, the camera slowly zooms in on…

Orlando now has a Blue Bunny ice cream truck

Orlando ice cream lovers rejoice: Blue Bunny has launched a gourmet ice cream sandwich truck right here in the City Beautiful. The Blue Bunny Truck, which offers customizable ice cream sandwiches, has begun hopping around multiple events throughout Tampa, Phoenix and Orlando. The sweet sandwiches include two options of ice cream flavors, four different cookie…

Bernie Sanders is coming to Florida

Prepare to “Feel the Bern” once again – Vermont senator and former presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is officially heading to Florida. On April 17, Sanders will begin an eight-state rally with DNC Chair Tom Perez in an effort to regain footing for the Democratic party in “red” and “purple” states, the Tampa Bay Times reports. The rallies…

Magic Kingdom may replace Tomorrowland Speedway with Tron coaster

With new attractions coming to Animal Kingdom, Hollywood Studios, and more than likely Epcot before Walt Disney World’s 50th Anniversary in 2021, one park still seems to be missing out in the celebration. The Magic Kingdom has yet to see any major updates going into 2021. Many of the new shows rolling out now will…

Hyperloop One would get you from Miami to Orlando in 25 minutes

As the privately funded Brightline higher-speed train is still years away from connecting Orlando to Miami, there’s now another proposal to link our two metro areas. Hyperloop One, a California-based company, is attempting to commercialize the reduced pressure tube-based train system that Elon Musk first proposed back in 2013. With projects in the early phases…

Band of the Week: Von Nacht

Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s “Band of the Week.” Every week, we highlight one of our favorite local bands. This week, we’re pleased to bring you Von Nacht. Von Nacht is playing Uncle Lou’s Sunday, April 16, with Lore and Grave Gnosis. Just the facts: Who’s in the band?I play all the instruments for this project.…

Sarasota Film Festival concludes with awards and red-carpet ceremony

The 19th annual Sarasota Film Festival wrapped up over the weekend with an awards and red-carpet ceremony at the Sarasota Opera House and appearances by Rosanna Arquette, Kenny Anderson, Aisha Tyler, Stanley Tucci and Diane Lane. The last three also participated in “conversation with” Q&A sessions at the Florida Studio Theatre. John Trengove’s The Wound…

Visit Orlando and local chefs team up to develop city’s signature dish

Orange County Mayor Teresa Jacobs delivered her state-of-the-county address today, jointly unveiling an effort with some of Orlando’s top chefs and tourism bureau Visit Orlando to create Orlando’s “signature dish.” “We are becoming quite the foodie place to be, and most people still don’t know that,” said Jacobs regarding the culinary initiative. Jacobs likens the search…

Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi was totally not bribed by Donald Trump

A Florida prosecutor found “no reasonable suspicion” that Attorney General Pam Bondi did anything wrong when she asked for and received a $25,000 political contribution from President Donald Trump, all while investigating alleged fraud at Trump University. Yeah, we couldn’t say that with a straight face either. The Associated Press reports State Attorney Stephen Russell…

Former Kissimmee Mayor Frank Attkisson dies in bicycle accident

Osceola County was blindsided last night by the untimely passing of Frank Attkisson, the former mayor of Kissimmee, who was killed after being hit by a car while riding his bike. Attkisson, 61, was cycling down Kissimmee Park Road near Lake Tohopekaliga around 7 p.m. on Thursday evening when he was hit from behind by…

Florida sausage thief jumps off bridge to escape authorities, police say

An alleged sausage thief is behind bars today after he tried to escape police by jumping off of a bridge in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. Fort Walton Beach Police told Northwest Florida Daily News that 41-year-old David Randall Bertram allegedly stole $10.38 worth of sausage from a Publix grocery store on Monday, April 3. After…

Fire crews fight 300-acre brush fire near International Drive

Fire crews are currently battling a 300-acre brush fire near International Drive and Daryl Carter Parkway. The Orange County Sheriff’s Office is asking the public to avoid the area, though there are no road closures. So far, two buildings at the Sheraton Vistana Villages Resort were evacuated as a precaution, though no injuries have been reported. Firefighters…

Rescuers save Florida pug from 30-foot sinkhole

Florida is infamous for its savage sinkholes, but not all of these geological horror stories end in tragedy. On Tuesday, April 5, a veterinary rescue team at the University of Florida was able to save a pug named Cookie that had fallen into a 30-foot sinkhole while out on a walk on her Gainesville Farm.…

Orlando Fire Department places bulletproof vests in all trucks

After the June 12 Pulse shooting, Orlando officials and emergency personnel decided something needed to be done for firefighters and medics responding to active crime scenes. This culminated in a plan that has equipped all Orlando Fire Department emergency vehicles with ballistic vests and helmets designed for firefighters and medics, reports the Orlando Sentinel. It…

New brewery planned for historic Sanford train depot

The Wekiva Basin Brewing has submitted plans to the city of Sanford to construct a 3,500-square-foot brewery and tap room inside an old train depot at 212 W. 1st Street. The space will also include an open marketplace, called 1st Street Market, similar to Plant Street Market in Winter Garden. The project will include space for market vendors with…

Eat Breakfast for Dinner at the Four Seasons on April 20

Orlando Weekly restaurant critic Faiyaz Kara has long been celebrated for his creative turns of phrase – Esquire magazine can’t get enough of him, including him in their “Sampler” feature of reviews of the week at least three different times over the years.  But only close readers know he’s not just a gimlet-eyed reviewer, he’s also…

Former Raider Klan rapper Xavier Wulf to play Backbooth tonight

Memphis-to-Calif. MC and former Raider Klan mainstay Xavier Wulf hits Orlando as part of his “Hollow Be They Squad” tour (genius moniker). Pro-tip: Check out the lush, Aphex Twin-sampling song by the same name. Xavier Wulf and Idontknowjeffery play Backbooth at 7 p.m. Tickets are $20 and can be picked up here (moving fast). Related Stories

Enzian Theater will resubmit expansion proposal

The Enzian Theater has submitted plans for an “interim review” to Maitland’s Development Review Committee, Maitland Communications Coordinator Shauna Moulton confirmed. “It is not a formal, planned development submittal but is for city comments relating to plan changes made to address concerns raised at the initial public hearing held in January of 2016,” Moulton says.…

The Pauses, Wet Nurse, the Palmettes to play Babefest 2017

The third annual Babefest music/arts festival is set to happen in late May in St. Petersburg and a number of Orlando-based musicians and zine creators have been invited to participate. Billed as “Florida’s only woman-centered arts and activism festival,” this year’s Babefest will feature performances from Wet Nurse, the Pauses, and the Palmettes, while local…

We are all this member of the Blue Man Group

Last night we were pretty surprised when Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer appeared on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon, but not as surprised as this member of the Blue Man Group. Sandwiched between our mayor and Jimmy Fallon, this brave member of the Blue Man Group found himself in a very real “life comes at…

Bumby Avenue will finally open tomorrow

After nearly two years of construction, North Bumby Avenue between Colonial and Corrine Drive will fully open for traffic tomorrow. According to the City of Orlando, Bumby should be open by 3:30 p.m. on Friday, April 7. From the City of Orlando: The roadway was closed in Spring 2015 to facilitate the North Bumby Avenue…

Venezuelan rockers Viniloversus to play DRIP tonight

Venezuelan rockers and Latin Grammy contenders Viniloversus impress with a angular/catchy sound that calls to mind the Strokes and Franz Ferdinand, but with way more insatiable pop hunger. Viniloversus play DRIP tonight with Deaf Poets at 9 p.m. Tickets are $10. Related Stories

Special headlining show by Clipping was a thrill ride to the edge

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND Clipping. with They Hate Change, The Social, April 3 Word is getting out about avant-garde hip-hop trio Clipping. Shit, your mom might’ve even heard about them since MC Daveed Diggs is an original cast member of Hamilton. But no vault in profile could make what they do mainstream. And their high-concept ambition has…

Runaway Country Festival 2018 tickets to go on sale tomorrow

Though this year’s festival is still fresh in our minds, the gears are already turning for the 2018 edition of the Runaway Country Festival in Kissimmee. Next year’s fest will take place over the weekend of March 23-25, 2018 at Osceola Heritage Park. And though lineup information won’t be revealed until this summer, tickets will…

Florida woman films 16 baby gators parading through her backyard

Despite their fearsome reputations, alligators actually have some of the cutest babies in the animal kingdom. Proving this, one Florida woman filmed a mother alligator and her reptilian brood of tiny infants on video parading across her backyard near a Charlotte County golf course. In a Facebook post, Sharon Whitling writes that an alligator spent…

The Polite Pig will open in Disney Springs next week

Disney Springs is about to offer a new way to get sauced. Disney announced on Wednesday that their latest culinary addition, the Polite Pig, opens in the Disney Springs Town Center on Monday, April 10. The Polite Pig is the newest concept for Orlando chefs James and Julie Petrakis, who also own the Ravenous Pig…

35 free concerts happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, April 5 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints Of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm at the Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave. Forget Myself 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday, April 6 Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm at Austin’s…

Markeith Loyd is permanently blind in his left eye

Following his arrest last January, emails obtained through public records requests confirm that accused cop killer Markeith Loyd is permanently blind in his left eye. According to records obtained by the Orlando Sentinel, on Jan. 18, Lt. Dan Brady emailed Orlando Police Chief John Mina about Loyd’s progress while at the hospital. “[Orlando Regional Medical Center] needed to…

Pulse shooter’s widow Noor Salman will return to Orlando for trial

Noor Salman, the widow of Pulse nightclub gunman Omar Mateen, has agreed to come back to Florida to face federal charges. According to NBC Bay Area, court documents show that Salman will be transferred from California to the Middle District of Florida’s Orlando Division by U.S. Marshals at an unknown time. Salman was scheduled for…

Gimme Shelter: Meet Frosty

Are you looking for a new pal? Meet Frosty! Frosty (A365238) is a 4-year-old dog who is full of energy. He is very playful, and he loves a good game of fetch. Frosty enjoys eating treats and knows how to sit. He is a fun-loving and friendly pup who would love to join your family.…

Selections: Our picks for the best things to do in Orlando this week

Wednesday, 5: Phat N Jazzy 23rd Anniversary: Questlove Phat N Jazzy, the boundary-pushing hip-hop night that used to grace the Social every week, may no longer be a regular thing, but its annual birthday party has become something to look forward to. This year, local institution DJ BMF brings in Questlove – normally known for…

ICYMI: An 11-pound ‘blunt’ washes up on the beach, Rick Singh wants the Mouse to pay his taxes and more

House Republicans propose slashing Ayala’s budget by $1.3 million: Republicans in the state House want to cut the Ninth Circuit State Attorney’s Office budget by eliminating millions of dollars and 21 positions after Orange-Osceola State Attorney Aramis Ayala announced she wouldn’t seek the death penalty during her administration. The money would be moved into a…

Remembering the Orlando 49: Martin Benitez Torres

Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Martin Benitez Torres. Just hours before the shooting at Pulse nightclub, Martin Benitez Torres was posting videos to his Facebook page, laughing with his family as they cooked a…

Ace Cafe promises to open by the end of the month, Halal Guys coming to Waterford Lakes, plus more in our weekly food roundup

Kadence, the soon-to-open Japanese restaurant in Audubon Park, will be at the Audubon Park Community Market Mondays from April 24 to May 22 serving “sushi, oysters, Koala Mama ice cream, and whatever else feels right.” OPENINGS Ace Cafe, the sprawling 35,000- square-foot motor-centric entertainment complex on the corner of Garland Avenue and West Livingston Street downtown, will open by the…

Savage Love: ‘Domme and Dommer’

I’m a woman in my late 40s. In my early 20s, I married a much older man. We did all the requisite things: kids, house, intercourse once a week. When the sex fell off due to his declining health, he surprised me by suggesting we open our marriage. He said I was too young to…


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