

egg mcbao.
In honor of our very own Bao Le-Huu, I present … the Egg McBao. Originally posted by Jason Lam of Me So Hungry (that’s his photo of his creation) and brought to my attention by the wonderful Robyn Lee of Serious Eats. If you want to make one too, you can get bao at Ming’s…
What are you doing tonight?
Looking for something cultural-ish to do tonight? Hereâ??s 3 options for your last-minute entertainment: Comic Book Cover Art Show Blackbox (630 W. Central) 7pm-Midnight $5 In honor of â??Free Comic Book Dayâ?�, featuring art work from Decoy, Palin Perez Jackson, Christoper Daren, Gus Rider, G Lemmus, Scott Donald, Swamburger, Sean Hartman, & Special Guests. Bash…
Steve Hogan: Would you like some cheese with that whine?
Poor Steve Hogan of the poor, poor Florida Citrus Sports people would like you to know that because we haven’t spent $175 million on that POS stadum in the ghetto, their big football game may have to move from its Jan. 1 date, and that would be a tragedy. Truly, a tragedy. Don’t get me…
Ends: Bring ’em all in!
If you love getting politically involved, but think waving teabags seems a little impotent, here’s a rally with an actual purpose (from the Farmworkers Association of Florida; emphasis added): Rally and March at Lake Eola Location: Lake Eola Park – northwest corner of the park (near Panera’s) Time: May 1 (tomorrow) 4:30-7:00 p.m. Spokespersons: Tirso…
Fire in the sky
Plot no match for visuals in 3-D message flick
Yep, itâ??s awful
Solo Wolverine flick made by idiots for idiots
Police Beat
April 14 (2009-175117) 7:53 p.m.: The police encountered a fellow who unsuccessfully tried to avoid arrest by chucking his cigar tube with 25 pieces of crack in it. (2009-175220) 8:49 p.m.: The fuzz busted four guys in a stolen car in possession of two firearms. The driver also had a warrant for attempted murder. (2009-175443)…
Happy-go-lucky
XOXO with Only Thieves, Dish, the Royal, Relondondo 9 p.m. Thursday, April 30 Will’s Pub, 407-898-5070 $5 For the record, I just wanted to play some Wii. Local indie pop band XOXO have just recorded their debut EP, C’est la Vie, and after about a year of intensive name-building, playing every regional show they could…
24-hour party people
Not Them with Bughead, Arrythmia, Moonlight After Midnight 8 p.m. Tuesday, May 5 Back Booth, 407-999-2570 $5 Last February, the air at Eatonville hip-hop venue Club K.O.H.A. was thick with smoke and enterprise. The 2009 Urban Music and Film Conference was hosting a talent show of sorts — a “showcase,” if you think big — and…
Bravo LSO: Viennese M&M
Daytona Beach International Festival Through May 3 at Daytona Beach venues 866-978-3243 www.dbif.com Various prices The London Symphony Orchestra won Sunday’s (April 26) double standing ovations the old-fashioned way: with a flawless, fascinating program. The only problem with the concert, the second in the Daytona Beach International Festival’s classical series, was that Peabody Auditorium appeared,…
Lethal Reflection
; A Saint on Death Row;by Thomas Cahill ;(Nan A. Talese; 160 pages) ;; Florida, like most other states that still choose to execute men and women, has used lethal injection as its clinical, hygienic, most capital of punishments. And thus it was by that particular clinical methodology that Dominique Green, at age 30, was…
The vanishing point
Bryce Hammond … all new works Reception 7 p.m.-9 p.m. Friday, May 1 Exhibit through June 11 Millenia Fine Art 555 S. Lake Destiny Drive 407-304-8100 www.milleniafineart.com Free Walking into Bryce Hammond’s New Smyrna Beach home is like walking right into one of the paintings in the one-man exhibit that’s set for a May 1…
The devil’s music
Since the 1940s, the white concrete-block building at 6440 N. Orange Blossom Trail has housed a watering hole. Today, it’s the Junkyard Saloon, a gritty biker bar just north of Clarcona-Ocoee Road sandwiched between used-car lots, with Harleys in the parking area and their owners downing brews on the front deck. A few years back,…
Lard ass
So by now most of us have gotten the message: Trans fats are bad for you. Really, really bad. What’s more, the same people — doctors, nutrition scientists, the whole fricking government — that for decades told us, “Trans fats are great! Eat up!” also held that all saturated fats are very, very bad. Now…
Hops on Pop
B Is for Beer by Tom Robbins (Ecco; 128 pages) While the idea of Tom Robbins writing a children’s book may seem strange, one need only look at the unlikely success that Carl Hiaasen has had with his two kids’ stories — not to mention the general increase in the willingness of aging hipsters to…
Blister
Sometimes you have to combine two ridiculous tasks into one ridiculous outfit. It’s that odd conundrum of efficiency that swooshes prom dresses up Wal-Mart tampon aisles, purple-flowered nurses’ uniforms through the indignity of Home Depot caulking emergencies, and nipple clamps and ball-gags into the hamster wing of the emergency room. One exhibitionistic task clearly outweighs…
Bite 2009 – Chef’s night out
Monday night is always date night for Cress Restaurant chef Hari Pulapaka and his wife Jenneffer. Shutting the doors to their intimate DeLand boîte once a week allows the charming culinarians an opportunity to spice up their love life, while doing the same for their tastebuds. So where does the personable pair seek retreat, and…
Free Will Astrology
ARIES (March 21-April 19) “It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little,” said the writer Sydney Smith. While this is always good advice, it’s especially apt right now. You’re in a phase when giant leaps of faith are irrelevant, and fast, massive accomplishments are impossible: the…
Savage Love
Please stop using the word “retarded” as an insult, Dan. I know it can be hard to break a verbal habit, but please make an effort. Perhaps you should have a “retard jar” on your desk that you put a dollar in every time you use the word. When the jar is full, send the…
This Little Underground
Now that it’s proven it’s got steam, let me introduce you to the best new music blog: Fucking Stop (fuckingstop.blogspot.com). It’s based in Orlando and it’s got a soul I can get down with. These cats basically do what I do here when it comes to shitty bands, only they do it anonymously, which throws…
Live Active Cultures
It isn’t every week that I take a drive west of I-4 into the land of Parramore, not since the last resident I know vacated the CityView apartments. So when I took a left turn on West Central Boulevard last Saturday (April 25) and found myself in a foreign city, I was disoriented: A small…
Happytown
Two weeks ago, we spoke with University of Central Florida economist Sean Snaith `”Ponzi scheme,” April 16`, who says Florida has to dramatically alter its tax structure to keep pace with a changing paradigm. Since fewer people are coming into the state, a no-tax mentality built on an influx of new residents each and every…
Council Watch
The city put on its brave face for this week’s foray into circumstantial civics, with the mayor cracking an unfunny joke about cell phones to commissioner Robert Stuart, commissioner Patty Sheehan talking about birds and aquatic art, and commissioner Phil Diamond managing to say the word “great” three times in one sentence. Everybody celebrated the…






