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Just like you, beleaguered television viewer with your eyes crossed at the incessant parade of political noise bom-barding your brain, we are so ready for this election cycle to be over.

Long before the Mouse arrived, tourists flocked to Central Florida attractions that focused on the bizarre beauty of our region’s flora and fauna

Dear Kendrick Meek, this isn’t easy for us, but we have something we have to tell you: We think you should take one for the team and get out of the goddamned Senate race.

James Brown is gone, but if they ever crown the Hardest Working Musician In Orlando Show Business, John deHaas has to be in the running.

Sup, More-lando? Still pedal to the metal, I see. Keep it up..

You know that look on a dog’s face when its head’s hanging out the window of a speeding car – peeled back lips flapping and all stupid smiles?

Like most thoughtful individuals with hearts that actually beat, we spent a good portion of the past couple of weeks under a pink pall of doom.