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Sen. Bill Nelson is lost in space, Florida is lost in translation, Winter Park dogs are lost in their owners’ anger and Orlando tries to lose its gas issues.

Sure, you love Jesus when you’re shopping. But what about the gays and the homeless people?

The attorney general’s office wants you to die, Rick Scott wants you to remove your blouse, Publix wants a tomato in its face and Florida loves its Nazis!

Our live music columnist takes on Social Distortion

Typically, I prefer to say things my own way

Wherein we bemoan the demise of the Florida Democratic Party, decry the smugness of Bank of America and then stare into a mirror to discover the real ugly

Our live music columnist takes on La Roux, Maps & Atlases, Rasputina, Faun Fables, Shearwater, Damien Jurado and the Kow reunion

Mascot Gov. Rick Scott will be no challenge for CannonHair, the Holy Land turns 10 in secret and you’ll never get high – legally – in Florida

Life’s good right now, lovers

As I write this column, Halloween night is still hours away, and I’m already over it

You want swans? We got swans. Also, political crack and cracked corporate politics!