Now that it’s over (unless they try to keep it going for some reason), here are a few highlights from arguably the best parody account to ever come out of Orlando.
Oh damn. They got me.@myfwc has officially called off the search.#Popup @blackbeandeli #cafe? Don’t mind if I do!A gloomy day in Orlando means some @lineagecoffeeroasting perfection while I check out some of the other shops at @eastendmkt. What’s you favorite shop here?Ahhh! Rollercoastersssss!Chillin’ with @ucf.knightro at the #orlheartwalk.Coming soon … #bluecobra group!Don’t worry folks, I got Mr. T home safe and sound.First, nice stache! Second, can I have a single origin Ethiopian Chelelektu triple caff Gibraltar 4 dashes of nutmeg and a caramel drizzle served at 118 degrees, please?Getting artsy at #lakeeola for the #instameet.Golden Butterfly Woman by Masami Koshikawa.Hey @hhorlandotattoo, ever tattoo a cobra … on a cobra?Hey bro, they are on to me. Can you help me get out of here?I would be remiss to not stop for a moment of reflection today.I’m neeeeeevvvveeeeerrrrr going to sleep again! #caffeinatedcobraI’m not sure how I’m in the news when there is a freaking #unicorn running around #Orlando! Where do I sign up to party with this guy?Just had to drop by @willspub for #willspub20!Looks like the party has already started.Me. Last night. Couldn’t sleep. They might be closing in on me.Okay George … what are we gonna do to turn this team around?Okay, this place is bananas. @makerfaireorlandoOn a mission to find #topsnuf and ride roller coasters!Sleepless in Orlando. #lifeofafugitiveTalk about #mcm! #cobracommanderThe parks are great, but these parks are where it’s at …Wait a second, who had a permit for a freaking dinosaur … and how do I get one??Yay! Orlando Mayor just announced that Constitution Green and the historic Live Oak will be preserved!Yo Zeke! You gotta chill and lay low. Let’s grab a pint and some grub at Willow Tree!You know #cobralovesthekids. He also loves cheesseeee!“Visitin’ summa my homies. See if I can bust ’em out.”“My boys got my back.”“My boy Lonnie put me in a movie and now they shuttin’ down the studio. They can’t handle me.”“Oh, def a breakout. Lol.”“Hitchin’ a ride ta Hogwarts.”“Yo, imma wizard, Harry.”“Man, I hate when bitches get they hands in front o’ me on ride pics.”“I ain’t gonna lie…dis was trippy as hell.”“Naw, ladies, you don’t need no seatbelt. I got dis.”“Gettin’ my drank on. Where my straw at?”“French chicks dig roses. Yeah, baby.”“Jammed with some Brits. Y’all didn’t know I played bass, amiright? Ladies…”“Tired. Just gonna chill in this lazy river.”“LOL. They scared.”“Hang on, yo. LOL.”“Wait…he a snowman that don’t melt?”“Box seats, baby!”“You def need fast pass for this.”“It just me, or Buzz got crazy eyes?”“They put me in a show. They say the guy afraid of snakes. Lol”“You gotta get up early to be a jedi, you know what I’m sayin’? Move aside, son, I got dis.”“Yeah, you jealous.”Came for fireworks, saw a proposal. She said yes. Good luck, bruh. Baby, if he don’t treat you right, you call me.”“60 minute wait. Worth it.”“LOL Sucka! Have fun in yo prison basket!”