On Sept. 2, an 8ft king cobra escaped from its owner’s home, and from this fateful accident, the Orlando Cobra Instagram account was born. The account, orlandokingcobra, followed Orlando’s missing snake as it explored the The City Beautiful until its eventual capture on Oct. 7.

Now that it’s over (unless they try to keep it going for some reason), here are a few highlights from arguably the best parody account to ever come out of Orlando.

 

Related: The sleepiest photos of people napping at Disney theme parks.

All photos via Instagram

Oh damn. They got me.
@myfwc has officially called off the search.
#Popup @blackbeandeli #cafe? Don’t mind if I do!
A gloomy day in Orlando means some @lineagecoffeeroasting perfection while I check out some of the other shops at @eastendmkt. What’s you favorite shop here?
Ahhh! Rollercoastersssss!
Chillin’ with @ucf.knightro at the #orlheartwalk.
Coming soon … #bluecobra group!
Don’t worry folks, I got Mr. T home safe and sound.
First, nice stache! Second, can I have a single origin Ethiopian Chelelektu triple caff Gibraltar 4 dashes of nutmeg and a caramel drizzle served at 118 degrees, please?
Getting artsy at #lakeeola for the #instameet.
Golden Butterfly Woman by Masami Koshikawa.
Hey @hhorlandotattoo, ever tattoo a cobra … on a cobra?
Hey bro, they are on to me. Can you help me get out of here?
I would be remiss to not stop for a moment of reflection today.
I’m neeeeeevvvveeeeerrrrr going to sleep again! #caffeinatedcobra
I’m not sure how I’m in the news when there is a freaking #unicorn running around #Orlando! Where do I sign up to party with this guy?
Just had to drop by @willspub for #willspub20!
Looks like the party has already started.
Me. Last night. Couldn’t sleep. They might be closing in on me.
Okay George … what are we gonna do to turn this team around?
Okay, this place is bananas. @makerfaireorlando
On a mission to find #topsnuf and ride roller coasters!
Sleepless in Orlando. #lifeofafugitive
Talk about #mcm! #cobracommander
The parks are great, but these parks are where it’s at …
Wait a second, who had a permit for a freaking dinosaur … and how do I get one??
Yay! Orlando Mayor just announced that Constitution Green and the historic Live Oak will be preserved!
Yo Zeke! You gotta chill and lay low. Let’s grab a pint and some grub at Willow Tree!
You know #cobralovesthekids. He also loves cheesseeee!
“Visitin’ summa my homies. See if I can bust ’em out.”
“My boys got my back.”
“My boy Lonnie put me in a movie and now they shuttin’ down the studio. They can’t handle me.”
“Oh, def a breakout. Lol.”
“Hitchin’ a ride ta Hogwarts.”
“Yo, imma wizard, Harry.”
“Man, I hate when bitches get they hands in front o’ me on ride pics.”
“I ain’t gonna lie…dis was trippy as hell.”
“Naw, ladies, you don’t need no seatbelt. I got dis.”
“Gettin’ my drank on. Where my straw at?”
“French chicks dig roses. Yeah, baby.”
“Jammed with some Brits. Y’all didn’t know I played bass, amiright? Ladies…”
“Tired. Just gonna chill in this lazy river.”
“LOL. They scared.”
“Hang on, yo. LOL.”
“Wait…he a snowman that don’t melt?”
“Box seats, baby!”
“You def need fast pass for this.”
“It just me, or Buzz got crazy eyes?”
“They put me in a show. They say the guy afraid of snakes. Lol”
“You gotta get up early to be a jedi, you know what I’m sayin’? Move aside, son, I got dis.”
“Yeah, you jealous.”
Came for fireworks, saw a proposal. She said yes. Good luck, bruh. Baby, if he don’t treat you right, you call me.”
“60 minute wait. Worth it.”
“LOL Sucka! Have fun in yo prison basket!”