Orlando (and the rest of the world) is full of opinions about its theme parks and attractions. Between Walt Disney World, Universal Studios, Epcot, SeaWorld and all the rest, it’s not hard to fall victim to the classic tourist mistakes — we’ve all made ’em once or twice. So we’re here to share our hard-earned wisdom.
If you’re new here, you’ll definitely need some tips. If you’re a local, you might learn something new. Here are the best decisions you can make when visiting Orlando’s theme parks.
Take advantage of SeaWorld’s free beer deal
Dress the kids, pack up the lunch bags and head over to the aquatic park of a lifetime. And then drink away the stress with their summer-only beer deals. Credit: Courtesy photoUse your trip for crazy photo-ops
The stream of hearts on your Instagram feed will be worth all the hassle of waiting for other park-goers to get out of your shot. Credit: Photo via Universal Orlando Resort/FacebookRide Islands of Adventure’s Velocicoaster
Get a little whiplash — you only live once! Credit: Photo via Universal Orlando Resort/FacebookLook forward to Tiana’s Bayou Adventure
So long, Splash Mountain. We’re ready for some jazz. Credit: Rendering via DisneyArrive at rope drop
There’s no time to be wasted; get to Orlando theme parks right when they open. Credit: Photo via WikipediaWatch the Epcot fireworks from the Italy Isola
Fireworks, seaside … che bella. Credit: Photo via Google MapsGet an Express pass at Universal
Time is money. Or, in this case, more opportunities to get a little queasy on really fun rides. Credit: Image via AdobeScream at Halloween Horror Nights
You might have trouble sleeping after, but the thrill is always worth it. Credit: Photo courtesy Universal OrlandoLeave the park midday for a nap
You really need to conserve some energy to make it to a fireworks show. Credit: Photo via AdobeCatch a wave with SeaWorld’s new Pipeline: The Surf Coaster Ride
The park’s first and only standing roller coaster opens May 27, to the delight of parkgoers and thrill seekers alike. Be one of the first to catch a wave on this gnarly new attraction. Credit: Photo via SeaWorld/FacebookWatch the Magic Kingdom fireworks from behind the castle next to Pinocchio’s Village Haus
An underrated view without the stress of a tourist-filled crowd. Credit: Photo via Google MapsStart drinking around the world at Epcot in Canada
We know, it’s Canada. But do you really want to jump right in at Mexico? Pace yourselves, people. Credit: Photo via Google MapsGrab your morning coffee before you enter the parks
Lines at on-site Starbucks locations, like this one in Animal Kingdom, get a little hectic. Credit: Photo via DisneyWorld.Disney.Go.comStay hydrated
Somehow, theme parks are impenetrable by cool breezes. Don’t let the heat get the best of you; make sure you’re drinking fluids, even if it takes buying yourself a themed water bottle. Credit: Photo via WDWMagic.comUse Virtual Line to ride Tron at Disney World
The lines here pile up, so get in any way you can. Credit: Photo via DisneyWorld.Disney.Go.comContinually hold down the trigger while riding Men in Black at Universal for maximum points
They don’t want you to know about this one weird hack! Credit: Photo via AdobePerfect your timing when you snap a pic of the dragon at Universal’s Wizarding World of Harry Potter
Your photos will be fire, if you time it just right. Credit: Photo via Universal Orlando Resort/FacebookTake advantage of single-rider lines everywhere
Leave your group behind and get to the rides faster. You’re not going to talk much while you’re riding anyway! Credit: Photo via Universal Orlando Resort/FacebookAsk for a special occasion button at Disney parks
Anniversary, birthday, first time at the park: There’s a button for that! Credit: Photo via Disney Springs/FacebookTry Disney’s new Pride Month snacks and treats
Mouthfuls of rainbow are available in June at several Disney parks and Disney Springs eateries. Credit: Photo via Disney Springs/FacebookCatch a parade
Depending on the time of year, you can plan your trip to a theme park around seasonal parades, or some of the regular events that happen daily.Bring a fanny pack to Universal
So you don’t have to stop to put your stuff in a locker on every ride. Credit: Photo via Disney Springs/Facebook
