Though some of these disturbing products are cheap knockoffs, most of them are real. But whether they’re official or not, some of these Disney products should have never existed.

In the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the cartoons died by being dipped in this ooze bin. This is a great gift for your psycho kid. Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
As tempting as it is, you can never eat off of this plate. Pic via shadokishi
Please make it stop! Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
This is how Walt came up with all of his great ideas Photo via peachmonkey
They could have picked a better shape for this. Pic via tumblr
Tarzan never did that in the movie. Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
Ariel is all like, “Eat my deep-fried friends!” Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
Finally, a situation where it’s ok to torture this thing. Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
Ok, everyone put on your non-threatening Mickey Mouse gas mask. Pic via tumblr
The perfect gift for the jerk in your family. Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
This just can’t be true. Pic via stenkall
Aww, a cute little gimp Mickey! Pic via amiker7709
They’re singing, right? Pic via stinab
We didn’t think it was possible, but there’s actually a way to make Crocs uglier. Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
Here lies a huge Shrek fan. Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
A very stimulating toy. Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
No kid should ever have to see that. Pic via bgraden
Seriously, no one thought this was weird? Pic via skunkandburningtires.com
This is just wrong… Pic via bvde85
… and this is even worse. Photo via jokideo.com
The racism isn’t even subtle. Pic via montyshane
This Goofy looks like he would struggle to say, “Hyuck.” Pic via tumblr
This isn’t really a WTF situation, as much as it is a complete rip off of the Joy Division album cover for “Unknown Pleasures.” Pic via NotGuiltyByInsanity
Teach your kids to cook with rodents. Pic via tumblr
The darkest toy ever created. Pic via imgur