Valentine’s Day is almost upon us, and there’s no more socially acceptable time to buy your partner sex toys. If you need some pointers on what to pick up for a romantic night of butt stuff, swing by Fairvilla to get pampered with gourmet bites, free cocktails, and educational demonstrations on a variety of products designed to enhance your boning. If you’re a scrub, you can just try to win the raffles, but don’t be surprised when you can’t get no love.
7-9 p.m. Thursday, Feb. 2; Fairvilla Megastore, 1740 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; fairvilla.com
This article appears in Feb 1-7, 2017.