In this sprawling mass of suburbia with a pretty nice lake in the middle that we call home, it can be hard to reach a consensus opinion on just about anything.
Wars were fought by people who were less passionate about their chosen barbecue chain than the average Orlandoan. For every Mills 50 hipster pushing a pop-up, there’s a Winter Garden mom hyping up a 30-years-strong sit-down restaurant. It’s a mess out there and finding like-minded individuals can be tough.
Still, there are some lines you just don’t cross when talking about The City Beautiful. There are things we’ve all agreed to love (a certain sandwich from a certain grocery chain) and things we’ve agreed to hate (nearly everything else). Contrary opinions will get you run out of town on a Sunrail, provided it’s not the weekend.
Reddit users came together recently to share their most controversial takes on the 407. Redditors spouted unpopular opinions and left each other confused on whether to support the ones they agreed with or the one’s that made them furious. In short, it was a rare good time on the internet. We’ve collected a few of our favorites here.
One of em searches the car, one plants evidence, and the third one threatens people within 100 yards recording them— Down With This Sort of Ting-Tings (@canoepickles) March 30, 2022Be careful out there, Officers! Proximity fentanyl exposure is no joke – it happened to my uncle and he experienced acute tazed himself in the balls and died.— Tom Joad The Wet Sprocket (@Adequate_Scott) March 30, 2022I am being so serious rn when I say we are not bullying Disney adults enough https://t.co/N9FhTQyMat— Jacob (@redmagejacob93) June 7, 2022 Credit: Universal Orlando Resort unveils a very unique new portal at its park.https://t.co/49MkAK908H— skoals (@MuscleSkoals) March 29, 2022Fit check, be honest pic.twitter.com/wF7aDaWPDM— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) October 4, 2022Astonished to discover there is a job ol’ Ron might be worse at than “governor,” but “majorette” is it https://t.co/l6mTT8i8nf— UNTITLED GHOST GAME (@HollyAnderson) October 4, 2022Toddler on his way to picture day at the farm https://t.co/Ywdd35qBdg— Salt Creek and Stadium (@SaltCreekBrews) October 4, 2022Cue sad Charlie Brown song … https://t.co/CipBSksSs3— Biden-Harris: For the People 🇺🇦 (@Rick_H_CA) October 6, 2022It looks like Biden took away his phone and said "No games until we're done. I need you to act like you care for once." https://t.co/lQV1xpkgOn— Natt 🏳️🌈 ♒ (@NattEp8S1) October 6, 2022Restore Trump’s account for 5 minutes, I’m begging you https://t.co/FWL9oUlD8X— ⱼₐₛ (@j_a155) October 4, 2022they don't have that same fear of COVID even though it's killed more cops.— 🍕🌮🦇⚾ pizza/tacos/bats ⚾🦇🌮🍕 (@batsdingerbonds) March 30, 2022So weird how drugs keep ending up in the noses of the cops doing these searches— POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 (@FartCrab) March 29, 2022Ron DeSantis does not look like a happy camper. pic.twitter.com/mwnoJlxvHX— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) October 5, 2022Weird how nurses and doctors distribute fentanyl every day, multiple times a day with none of this. Almost like it’s not absorbed through the skin and officers who test positive took it recreationally and are lying otherwise.— Daffonté Duckworth (@SjonesiProduce) March 29, 2022pic.twitter.com/KpxQ7nU3ng— A Touch of Class (warfare) (@SeancePolitique) March 30, 2022There are no reports of widespread looting in Florida. Nor are there reports of looting taking place in either Chicago or New York. In speaking with a local law enforcement official in Duval County yesterday, he was not sure what @AGAshleyMoody was referencing in this tweet. https://t.co/H8NGwzDhT7— Travis Akers (@travisakers) October 2, 2022do the hazmat suits protect you from easily available factual information about how fentanyl works— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) March 29, 2022Super cool that these idiots get to spend their time LARPing The Andromeda Strain. https://t.co/CgvzsNRJkh— Chris Koeppel 💙 (@badgermancer) March 30, 2022this shit is havana syndrome for cops— chris (@MrTooDamnChris) March 29, 2022Seriously ill people wear transdermal patches 24 hours a day that deliver pure pharm grade fentanyl directly into their bodies but healthy cops need hazmat suits to handle street fent that has no catalyst for skin absorption? COPS STOP LYING FOR EVEN 24 HOURS CHALLENGE. https://t.co/ZkKlphIF69— Mx. Amadi “unwell anyway” Lovelace (@amaditalks) March 30, 2022Florida's hurricane recovery will look nothing like *checks notes* Chicago's hurricane recovery. https://t.co/Oy0MCtbX4C— Max Steele (@maxasteele) October 2, 2022The craziest part is that they just kept Bob Iger in the Disney Vault with all those old VHS tapes since he first stepped down— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 21, 2022You’re all laughing but what if the fentanyl slapped the cops so hard they fell backwards and died not so funny now is it https://t.co/2Yznv5JWpv— mk (@mkkaishian) March 30, 2022One of em searches the car, one plants evidence, and the third one threatens people within 100 yards recording them— Down With This Sort of Ting-Tings (@canoepickles) March 30, 2022Super weird that as a paramedic I am frequently in homes with fentanyl, administering fentanyl and so on but never OD or need Naloxone. This has also included at variable times spilling high concentration fentanyl on myself. Super weird.— Richard Armour (@richardarmour99) March 30, 2022Cops love getting owned on twitter for having panic attacks and then narcanning themselves for no reason https://t.co/UYec0FJQLc— Alex Betsos, Marquis de Réagent (@ADrugResearcher) March 30, 2022They'll wear all this but refused to wear a mask for covid lol— Sodaspider (@Podna86) March 29, 2022Police are trained to be so scared of drugs that they are literally falling down from panic attacks all over the country https://t.co/iJhsfCUKgD— John Hamasaki (@HamasakiLaw) March 30, 2022https://t.co/49MkAK908H— skoals (@MuscleSkoals) March 29, 2022Be careful out there, Officers! Proximity fentanyl exposure is no joke – it happened to my uncle and he experienced acute tazed himself in the balls and died.— Tom Joad The Wet Sprocket (@Adequate_Scott) March 30, 2022pic.twitter.com/KpxQ7nU3ng— A Touch of Class (warfare) (@SeancePolitique) March 30, 2022If only Ron DeSantis had policies as fabulous as his boots. pic.twitter.com/9a0IPC4nJ2— and so we crumble (@literal_analogy) October 4, 2022Did Ron DeSantis seriously show up in Luke Skywalker boots??? pic.twitter.com/cbL80oyJHu— 🖕The Holy Fucking Church🖕 (@TheHolyFucking1) October 4, 2022I am being so serious rn when I say we are not bullying Disney adults enough https://t.co/N9FhTQyMat— Jacob (@redmagejacob93) June 7, 2022 Credit: Universal Orlando Resort unveils a very unique new portal at its park.Owner of a Plumbing Company who’s never snaked a drain. https://t.co/oMDT8B1DY5— frattisimo (@FootbawFrat) October 4, 2022World’s largest eight-year-old. https://t.co/gDwWFPfRUh— 𝔖𝔠𝔬𝔱𝔱 ℜ𝔲𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔩 (@pscottrussell) October 4, 2022Fentanyl has been the number one most consistent way to know when cops are bumping whatever they seize— Stochastic Ecosocialism 🐇🌱 (@NightwingPhD) March 29, 2022Amazing Dark Brandon Moment https://t.co/qGanOBHBBf— Brian (@thebestbridog) October 6, 2022pic.twitter.com/xXXvSTswti— kylie sparks 🖤🥂⚾️🏀 (@kyliesparks) March 30, 2022
