We know the Super Bowl’s not for everyone. So, for those of you not into men in helmets and heavy padding ramming into each other, we put together a gallery of some of the most superb owls we could find. (Get it? Super Bowl? Superb owl?)

Exasperated Owl wonders why you’re bothering him. via
Superior Owl surveys the rest of the lowly animal kingdom. via
Gambling Addicted Owls have a lot of money riding on this game.via
Twitch Owl has a lot going on right now, OK?! via
Romantic Owl just wants to cuddle. via
Adorable Owl just wants to be your friend. via
Aghast Owl cannot believe what you are telling him. via
Fleeing Owl has had enough of your shit. via
Eager Owl has a juicy bit of gossip for you. via
Laughing Owl is a comedian’s best friend. via
Flirty Owl wants to know if he can have your number. via
Indecisive Owl can’t decide if it’s a good time to fly. via
Frustrated Owl just wants to be left alone. via
Nicolas Cage Owl wants to remind you that he has, indeed, won an Academy Award. via
Blacklight Owl just wants to get his rave on.via
Attack Owl is right behind you!via
Questioning Owl wants to know the answers to all of life’s mysteries. via
Threatening Owl is very pissed off. And you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. via
Thug Owls have each others back.via
Hey, Determined Owl is walkin’ here!via