It’s a right of passage to get this ratchet while you still can.

Play hookie at Skip Day at Wall St. Plaza “Hey, I’m not going to make it in today. Feeling terrible.”
Get really sweaty at a punk show at Uncle Lou’s When you’re older, you’ll get sweaty by just listening to punk. Photo by Carolyn Ambriano Photography
Eat the donut burger at the Porch before your metabolism kicks in You’re young, so you’re body can handle a delicious burger with donuts for buns. Photo via Yelp
Hook up with a Disney Princess or Prince Always swipe right on royalty. Photo via PrincessAshley
Be a scare actor at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights It’s one of the hardest and best jobs in Orlando. Photo via zombiect
Make it to first call at Wally’s If you hit last call downtown and keep it going till 7:30 a.m. at Wally’s, you’ve reached your final form. Photo via Yelp
Learn how to eat well for less than $5 Don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered Photo via Yelp
Tailgate a UCF football game outside Memory Mall If you remember anything, you did it wrong. Photo via ayojordann
Learn how to navigate this city by bike You’ll save a ton of money on parking. Photo via Facebook
Sneak into a resort hotel pool Any pool is better than your apartment’s pool. Photo via Yelp
Go to any Disney hotel and poop in a themed bathroom There’s something special about pooping “under the sea.” Photo by Matt Stroshane via hiddenmickeyguy.com
Eat yourself stupid at Koy Wan hibachi buffet Because you don’t care about a FitBit. Photo via Yelp
Get into a drunken debate with another customer at Grinco’s Locos A Double D tastes twice as good after some drunk dude yells at you about the best Bill Murray movies for 10 minutes. Photo via Yelp
Make out on the Haunted Mansion It’s the top-rated make out spot at Disney. Photo via aintitcool.com
Complete the Beth’s Burger Bar Giant Burger Challenge A feat worthy of any true burger master. Photo via Facebook
Down a SunRail train shot at Hammered Lamb or PR’s Taco Palace OMG, I train! Let’s take a shot! Photo by Jessica Bryce Young
Sneak some booze into one of the many Orlando gardens If Harry P. Leu was around, he would probably want a sip. Photo via Yelp
Compete in a wet underwear contest at Come Out With Pride You get to keep the wet undies. Photo via hotspotsmedia
Have Johnny Knuckles catch you in a make-out selfie The door guy at Sly Fox has been known to immortalize couples on his Instagram. Photo via johnnyknux
Cosplay at Megacon Do you feel that? That would be the Force awakening inside you when you see 100 Princess Leia’s walking around Megacon. Photo by Iancarlo Suarez
Get into a lot of debt with Full Sail Be a wide-eyed student, filled with dreams of success and no plans to ever pay back your loans. Photo via fullsail.edu
Finish an Orlando Pub Crawl Anyone can do a pub crawl, but finishing one is the true test. Photo by Lyrical Photography
Eat a sloppy taco at Sloppy Taco Palace No euphemisms here. Photo via Yelp
Do at least one all-you-can drink night at the Beacham Or, get to know every all-you-can-drink special around town. Photo via Facebook
Blow your entire paycheck on the casino boat “Mom, I lost all my money on a casino boat.” Photo via Yelp
Go to a new bar every night of the week, because you can Your hangovers are weak, and you can still function pretty well the day after closing down Wall Street Plaza.
Puke in a bathroom at Downtown Disney Or a bush, or trash can, or anywhere, really. Photo via Yelp
Go to a WWE NXT taping, scream your face off Really, it’s the best professional wrestling experience you’re gonna find in Central Florida.
Take a $5 yoga class at Lake Eola If you’re ever gonna learn yoga, this one of the best places to do it. Photo via Facebook
Complain about Orlando and move away… come back when you realize it’s pretty great Roam if you must, but come home when you’ve seen enough and remind yourself of all the reasons that Orlando doesn’t suck. Photo via floridaspringsfanatics