Most of these things you shouldn’t do while sober. But anyway, drink responsibly.
Do not try to go “exploring” backstage
Disney does not screw around with this one.
Pic via theg0ldar on InstagramDon’t become an entry to Flash Mountain
This goes for chicks and dudes.
Pic via karennnleee on RedditDon’t throw up on Big Thunder Mountain
Throw up before Big Thunder Mountain
Pic via motothrowback on YouTubeDon’t tell kids in line the racist history of Splash Mountain
Let their parents explain what a “tar baby” is.
Pic via brerrabbitsbriarpatch on InstagramDon’t heckle the presidents at the The Hall of Presidents
Show some respect!
Pic via adolfothegreat on InstagramDon’t try to fight Gaston … or any castmember for that matter
Also, it’s not cool to send your kid to punch someone in costume
Pic via dudeitsroxy on RedditDon’t get so drunk you end up buying a membership in Disney’s Vacation Club
“Save it bozo—we’re just here for the free golf clubs.”
Pic via m_quinones_ vacation on InstagramDon’t hit on Disney princesses
Seriously, you’re being creepy.
Pic via growingupkaitlyn.blogspot.comDon’t dress in Hogwarts robes and ask monorail attendees where Platform 9 ¾ is
Urgh. Why?
Pic via kalearenee on InstagramDon’t feed the ducks, chase the ducks, bring a duck home
Stay away from the ducks!
Pic via theducksofwaltdisneyworld on InstagramDo not attempt to climb the Tree of Life
Nothing good will come of this.
Pic via lovehomebird on InstagramDon’t try to have sex in the Haunted Mansion
This has happened. You will be banned.
Pic via WikipediaDon’t congratulate the rebel spy at the end of Star Tours
They didn’t do anything!
Pic via DisneyDon’t recite word-for-word the intro sequence on Tower of Terror
It doesn’t make it any better if you do it.
Pic via amberlshelton on InstagramDo not jump in the river at Splash Mountain
Just splash the way you were meant to splash, by way of log flute.
Pic via Rowni on RedditDon’t attempt to drive one of the car boats at The Boathouse
You can still get a DUI for that.
Pic via melanieriffle on InstagramDon’t sneak a bottle of rum onto Pirates and take a shot every time someone sings “yo ho”
Also, Orlando Bloom isn’t actually there.
Pic via lucyfarrugia85 on InstagramDon’t get into a turkey leg eating competition
You will die.
Pic via sadieglitter on InstagramDon’t make racist remarks on It’s a Small World
Even better, just don’t make racist remarks.
Pic via disneyblog.comDon’t try to befriend a Disney cat
Disney cat only cares about Disney cat.
Pic via disneylandcats on InstagramDon’t take a drunk nap in a stroller
That’s what the Hall of Presidents is for.
Pic via ariellepalafox on InstagramAlso, don’t drunk nap in the Swiss Family Treehouse
It’s not a real house.
Pic via jessieavantsmith on InstagramDon’t try to finish whitewashing Tom Sawyer’s fence
“Say, Tom, let me whitewash a little.”
Pic via moonlightashes on InstagramAnd for the love of all that’s holy, don’t climb the Mexico Pavilion
We’ve all wanted to do it.
Pic via YouTubeDon’t join a parade
No wants to see your drunk self in a parade.
Pic via disneyfanoz on Instagram
