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I-4, the longest parking lot in Florida, is without a doubt the absolute worst chunk of pavement in this state. What follows is just a small handful of the many, many reasons you should avoid this stretch of road at all costs.
All photos via Instagram
First off, the fact this bumper sticker even exists should say something.
Photo via jeannie_marie_oSometimes the speed limit is the same as a residential neighborhood.
Photo via kokopellirulesIt’s not unusual for trash to be thrown from a car and attach itself to your side mirror.
Photo via christiano.raffaeleFor some reason, seeing a car explode is a typical thing on I-4.
Photo via prepheathaYep, just another car fire.
Photo via mrschelseabennettOh look, a semi exploded. No biggie.
Photo via im_eating_pizzaParking on a traffic barrel? Hey, it happens.
brit612Part of the problem is you’re either constantly outrunning a storm …
Photo via artjen1971Or driving through one.
Photo via babychalupabatmanBut regardless of the weather conditions, most of the time I-4 looks like this.
Photo via davico_oSometimes you’re in a traffic jam for so long, you run out of gas.
Photo via cubichi_verijukiIn fact, sometimes the traffic is so bad people just get out and walk.
Photo via hellodustinThis family is probably still there. They’re highway people now.
Photo via hbirneyI-4 is so bad, people give up and remove their steering wheels.
Photo via tay_gencoupeSince you’ll probably be in one place for awhile, it’s always a good idea to have supplies.
Photo via hammer2131Because you’re just not yourself when you’re hungry.
Photo via lifeissofabIf you don’t have any supplies, you’ll more than likely find some strewn across the highway.
Photo via mikemokasOr you can follow behind unsecured merchandise and hope it falls into your car.
Photo viaOr scavenge some loose highway fruit from a semi.
Photo via justdonerightIt also doesn’t help that people drive like this.
Photo viaOr like this.
Photo via heyforrestOr like, oh come on …
Photo via m_alcantarrr94Plus, there’s a pretty good chance a stunt lizard is either in your car or trying to get in your car.
Photo via hollifishIt’s highly likely that you’ll see symbols of death everywhere.
Photo via viktorbaniaEven this mobile banana could mean death. O’Doyle rules!
Photo via peaches3401