Medieval Times bravely offers ‘I-4 Eyesore’ as sacrifice to Hurricane Irma

In typical medieval fashion, the knights of Medieval Times in Kissimmee, Florida, are preparing for Hurricane Irma the best way they know how– by offering up the Majesty building as a sacrifice.

The official twitter account tweeted out the noble sacrifice early this morning.

“We offer this as a sacrifice. You can have it, just don’t destroy anything else,” tweeted the noble knights of dinner theater.

If this actually works, not only will I bend the knee to Medieval Times, but I will feast at their dinner arena at least once a month.  

It’s also worth reminding everyone that back in May, the owner of the “I-4 Eyesore,” said the building would be completed by Thanksgiving. For some historical perspective, iPods didn’t exists when construction began on this thing.

This article appears in Sep 6-12, 2017.