Friday, July 7, 2017

Florida invasive species that would destroy you in hand-to-hand combat, ranked

Posted By on Fri, Jul 7, 2017 at 12:20 PM

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1. Nile Crocodile
2. Wild Boar
3. King Cobra
4. Mute Swan
5. Colony of Rehesus Macaque Monkeys
6. Feral Cat
7. Anaconda 
8. Small herd of Capybara
9. Burmese Python
10. Pack of Prairie Dogs

*This extremely scientific ranking is based on the strength and agility of the average, out-of-shape Florida man.

H/T Deadspin

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