Sep 16-22, 2015

Sep 16-22, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 39

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Yow Dance will bring modern moves to ARTlando, Sept. 26

If you’re tired of predictable dance routines, you should probably stop by and see the unique modern moves by Yow Dance this Saturday, Sept. 26. The show will go on from 4:30 until 4:45pm at this year’s Artlando event at Loch Haven Park. Though Artlando is free to attend, there are still VIP tickets available! Tickets…

3 Orlando Oktoberfests not to miss this year

We won’t argue with the Germans when they say October should start a week early, at the end of September. After all, October is when the humidity dips to a tolerable level, the rain chances take a nose dive, and, best of all, beer flows like the salmon of Capistrano. There are plenty of spots…

Huellas de Colombia Folkdances brings native dance to ARTlando, Sept. 26

The men and women of Huellas de Colombia Folkdances will perform native Colombian dance at Artlando, Orlando Weekly’s all-day outdoor art and cultural festival at Loch Haven Park on Sept. 26. The group’s mission is to share the rich traditions of Colombia through dance and performance. Huellas de Colombia Folkdances will perform 5:15 p.m. to 5:30 p.m.…

Plenty of news this month for Orlando vegetable lovers

Orlando has two new vegan restaurants: Daya opened last month in Winter Park, next door to the space vacated by Café 118. While it isn’t quite as upscale (nor as pricey), it’s sophisticated enough for special occasions as well as the everyday lunch or dinner. See their lunch menu here or download the dinner menu from…

FBI offers reward for information on Melbourne church vandals

The FBI is offering $5,000 for any identifying information on the people who have vandalized two Melbourne, Florida, churches, including a predominantly black congregation which was targeted three times with spray-painted swastikas and other messages, Florida Today reports. The Brevard County FBI office told the newspaper the churches were “victims of hate crimes, including arson,…

No Wave icon Lydia Lunch blitzes Orlando

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND  Lydia Lunch, of all people, did a tour of Orlando over the weekend, blitzing our city with her words, music, art and culinary influence (that last thing is something I’ll probably never get used to saying). As a major player in the NYC scene of the late ‘70s – back when there…

Hungry Florida raccoon learns to knock on doors till someone feeds it

A Florida raccoon has learned to knock on a sliding-glass door with a rock every single time it wants something to eat.  According to WFLA, the raccoon has a taste for cat food and has been visiting Susie Chinn’s residence in Sarasota, Florida, for nine months straight.  “She’ll do it for hours. She’ll sit there…

Disney princesses celebrate Oktoberfest with favorite brewskies

Admit it: You can’t help but click on every iteration of Disney Princess clickbait. Whether you’re figuring out whether you and Prince Eric are really a perfect pair, or whether Belle is truly your bestie, it’s irresistible to couple your real life with the fictional characters you grew up with (and if you didn’t grow…

Magic and Mayhem will dazzle crowd at ARTlando, Sept. 26

It won’t be a magic spell that’ll have your belly bursting with laughter at ARTlando on Sept. 26. The duo behind Magic and Mayhem will be bring its specialized magic and comedy routine to Orlando Weekly’s all-day outdoor art and cultural festival at Loch Haven Park. Magic and Mayhem has over 20 years experience entertaining…

Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar lands at Disney Springs today

Disney has announced that Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar is set to open on Sept. 22. The Indiana Jones-themed bar sits along the shores of Village Lake nestled between The Boathouse and Paradiso 37. Featuring specialty drinks and light bites, the new bar can be viewed as an updated version of the former Pleasure Island clubs.…

Some local prankster keeps hacking the road sign on Bumby Avenue

The electronic road sign on Bumby Avenue, just north of South Street, was once again hacked by local pranksters.  The blinking message, which warned motorists “WARNING: DINOSAUR ON LOOSE,” first appeared roughly three days ago and has since been changed back. The “hack” happened just six days after someone reconfigured the sign to say inappropriate…

Disney cover band Mulch Sweat & Shears will play its last show Oct. 10

Everyone is well aware of the major remodel coming to Disney’s Hollywood Studios, but the sting of closures still hits some with what they believe are unnecessary shutdowns. The most recent surprise closure is that of popular music group Mulch, Sweat and Shears. The landscaper-themed trio has been a must-see for many locals when visiting…

Universal removed the Twister gift shop, is the dated attraction next?

Universal Studios has gone through some major updates over the past few years, including new rides, shows and entertainment. With all of these updates taking place around the resort, many theme park bloggers have speculated on the demise of many of the older rides, including Twister…Ride It Out. The small attraction takes up prime real…

Operation Pop-A-Smurf nabs 25 in Orange County human-trafficking bust

Spoiler: Despite a misleading name, this bust has nothing to do with the arrest of tiny blue people. Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi joined Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings, members of the Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation and other local law enforcement agencies Monday at a news conference about Operation Pop-A-Smurf. The operation, which happened over…

‘Mike & Molly’ actor to open pizza shop in Hunter’s Creek

Actor Billy Gardell is taking a load off his duty as Melissa McCarthy’s lovable boyfriend on CBS’ Mike and Molly and is taking the plunge into the world of pizza-making. Gardell, an alumni of Winter Park High School, has been working diligently to get his very own Gardell Bros. Brick Oven Pizza open. The restaurant was…

Tiny housing community for homeless planned for Bithlo

Tim McKinney, CEO of local nonprofit organization United Global Outreach, has plans underway to give the homeless the thing they need most – not soup kitchens or shelters, but homes.  McKinney, who spearheaded the Transformation Village in Bithlo that has brought resources, a school and (most importantly) hope to the little town east of Orlando…

Pumpkin shortage in Illinois could surge prices in Florida

You eat ’em. You smash ’em. You carve ’em. Pumpkins are everywhere in the fall, that is, unless the state of Illinois has anything to say about it. As of late, farmers in Illinois have been struggling to keep up their pumpkin patches due to heavy rainfall last spring, which causes the pumpkins to rot…

Halloween Horror Nights bottles lightning in their 25th year

Halloween Horror Nights opened last night at Universal Studios Orlando, and the buzz around it has been anything but silent. The return of Jack the Clown, the event’s long-missing poster boy, sparked a fresh revival of the brand that even the most snarky Internet trolls couldn’t quibble with. So what’s the deal? Is it any…

FAMU settles with parents of hazing victim for $1.1 million

Almost four years after former Florida Agricultural & Mechanical University drum major Robert Champion was beaten to death by fellow band members on a parked bus, the university has settled a hazing lawsuit with his family for $1.1 million and an apology. The Orlando Sentinel reports that FAMU will pay $300,000 to Champion’s estate, with…

The Walmart on Colonial Drive is selling ‘UFC Knights’ shirts

The Walmart on Colonial Drive and N. Alafaya Trail is currently selling University of Central Florida apparel with a glaring typo.   The Russell-made University of Central Florida pullovers, which Walmart refuses to pull from the racks, clearly say “UFC Knights,” instead of UCF Knights. Of course, this typo would be cool if you happen…

Can the return of Halloween Horror Nights’ Jack the Clown silence the haters?

Like a bat outta hell, Halloween Horror Nights once again swoops into the City Beautiful, casting a cryptic shadow over Universal Studios. September and October in Orlando are always rife with loyal fans and newcomers alike spewing gossip and criticism on the big-budget horror event. Unfortunately, the voices have started drifting towards the negative: Phrases like “too…

Lil Durk tryna’ get the party going at Venue 578 on Saturday

After a bunch of build-up in the form of mixtapes and early Def Jam singles, Englewood rapper Lil Durk finally leapt out with his debut in June, Remember My Name. Jeremih helps slink up Auto-Tuned offerings like “Like Me” to portray that deadly cool confidence that is mostly convincing on this, Lil Durk’s first official…

Reflections on Will’s Pub 20th Anniversary

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND  The week’s local music conversation has been monopolized by the 20th anniversary of Will’s Pub (Sep. 11-13). Over the years, this Orlando nightlife pillar has frequently given me cause to register its historical and cultural weight. I’m definitely not original in this regard, but there’s good reason why the chorus is so…

Lawsuit claims Florida Dept. of Corrections and its private health-care contractor denied prisoners hernia operations to save money

Lawyers for Florida inmates have filed a class-action lawsuit against the Department of Corrections and prison health-care provider Corizon, alleging that the state agency and the company are denying hernia operations to save money. The complaint was filed Wednesday in federal court in Tallahassee on behalf of three inmates. Two of the inmates, Amado Parra…

Tonight at 6:30 p.m.: Town Hall on fracking in Winter Park

Last Legislative session, fracking – aka hydraulic fracturing, a method used to extract natural gas from deep beneath the earth – was a hot topic. Sens. Darren Soto and Dwight Bullard filed a bill to ban the practice in Florida, and it died in the Senate. But in August, the duo announced that they’d bring…

Oh, me! Meat Puppets are coming to Will’s Pub in October

As if the fall could get any more exciting, essential experimenters the Meat Puppets just got announced for Will’s Pub at 8 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 28 (RSVP!), so mark your calendars, buy some ear plugs and expect it to sell out to a crowd eager for their unusual shred. P.S. To say we are stoked…

D’Angelo postpones upcoming Orlando show at House of Blues

Last night, R&B legend D’Angelo announced that he will be postponing his show at the House of Blues Orlando on Monday, Oct. 5. It is currently unknown why the singer has postponed, but he does have a track record for canceling gigs. In 2013, D’Angelo canceled a string of five dates due to a “medical emergency.” According to…

Orange County man ‘selfie sticks’ himself into a car crash

While “selfie sticking and driving” last week, Orange County resident and chiropractor Alex Lopatnyuk documented the experience of slamming a Jeep into a truck directly in front of him.  The incident, which proves once again that selfie sticks should be banned from the Earth, occurred while Lopatnyuk was heading out to his first gator hunt. However,…

Savage Love (8/16/15)

My son, who is almost 30 years old, was married four years ago. He just shared with us that for the last three years, he and his wife have been practicing polyamory. They are committed to their relationship but have each had relationships with both men and women. We are trying to get our heads…

Free Will Astrology (8/16/15)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) I won’t go so far as to say that you are surrounded by unhinged maniacs whose incoherence is matched only by their self-delusion. That would probably be too extreme. But I do suspect that at least some of the characters in the game you’re playing are not operating at their full…

Gimme Shelter (8/16/15)

Orange County Animal Services has a pup that loves to have fun in the sun. Meet Peaches. She’s a 4-year-old dog, recently found as a stray, who cannot get enough time playing fetch or swimming. Peaches can sit on command and when she does it, she wags her tail which makes her whole body wiggle.…

Who’s behind the battle over solar power in Florida?

If you listen to how Consumers for Smart Solar tells it, they’re for the little guy – the organization claims to be a “diverse coalition of business, civic and faith-based organizations” that wants to protect people from solar power opportunists. Last week in this same space, we mentioned that the group is spending a lot…

Picks This Week: Southern Fried Sunday, Lydia Lunch and more

Yautja Nashville crushers Yautja managed to bowl over heavy music heads with their debut last year, Songs of Descent. Blending the best of grindcore, stoner rock and thrash, it’s sensory overload and raucously blurs any expectation to obscure each song’s horizon, like trying to distinguish shades of black in the dark. Featuring members of Coliseum,…

Selections: Our picks of the week’s best events, Sept. 16-22

Wednesday, 16 – Yautja [MUSIC] Nashville crushers Yautja managed to bowl over heavy music heads with their debut last year, Songs of Descent. Blending the best of grindcore, stoner rock and thrash, it’s sensory overload and raucously blurs any expectation to obscure each song’s horizon, like trying to distinguish shades of black in the dark.…


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