For the couple whose Valentine’s Day is less Sleepless in Seattle, more Requiem for a Dream: a device that lets you snort chocolate. The chef who invented it says “he’s sold 25,000 of the devices since he invented it back in 2007 for a party for two members of the Rolling Stones.”

Yikes! Mashup food of the week, Mardi Gras Edition: a King cake pulled pork po-boy, photo’d for your delectation by Eating NOLA:

We’re! Number! … uh, 84! OK, so coming in at 84 on a list of 100 isn’t a HUGE win, but we’re always happy to see Orlando included in a national roundup: Nightclub & Bar ‘s list of the top 100 revenue generating nightclubs, bars & lounges in the U.S. (Saved you a click: The Orlando restaurant they named as the 84th highest revenue-generator is Teak Neighborhood Grill. Great place, but … can that be right? Wow!) 

Also, Alton Brown was in town last Saturday (you already knew that). Serious eaters can re-create his tasty tour of Orlando, from coffee to cocktails to pho, compiled here.

The Good Eats guy enjoys a Credo cortadito Credit: via Alton Brown on Facebook

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.