Got a Valentine you love, but you hate their politics?

Wanna passive-aggressively “gift” a co-worker who crowed after the election?

Or just love Donald Trump so much you wish you could eat him up?

Magpies Modern General has you covered.

Magpies, a new shop in downtown Sanford, posted this confectionery take on Donald Trump’s swirly ‘do today on Instagram. We aren’t quite sure if the idea of gnawing on that toup is repellent or enticing, but one thing it isn’t is boring. Butterscotch fascism FTW!

Magpies Modern General Store
215 E. First St., Sanford
407-495-8549

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This article appears in Feb 1-7, 2017.

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.