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Feeling emo? Post a Stupid Kitten.

Dear Orlando Weekly Diary: So, I recently went through a breakup. Toxic, mind-raping agony. It took me out of my personal power, sucked the life out of every orafice, and left me weeping like ditched prom date. An engagement was ruined (I proposed on a Broadway stage for christ’s sake), my family lost all respect […]

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