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Florida witches are pissed at sheriff’s office for blaming recent triple murder on Wiccans

Last Friday, Escambia County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Sgt. Andrew Hobbes told the press that a recent triple murder in Pensacola, Florida was somehow “connected to some type of Wiccan ritual killing,” and now, naturally, Wiccans are pissed.   “We try to stay hidden because we get so much bad press. But, we’re definitely not taking a […]

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