Among the batch of press releases crowding my inbox this morning: “J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of Bacon Sunscreen and Bacon Condoms! Yes, the world’s first Bacon-scented sunscreen and Bacon-looking-and-tasting condom. You’re welcome.” Um… “Bacon Sunscreen is enriched with SPF 30 and rich, porky moisturizers,” the release continues. “… J&D’s Bacon Condoms™ […]