Florida congressman becomes just another hoverboard statistic

On Christmas Day, Rep. Carlos Curbelo (R-FL), a grown-ass man, became the latest adult to get absolutely wrecked on a hoverboard. 

After learning the hard way that hoverboards are deathtraps, the freshman Republican tweeted a picture of himself with his left arm in a sling.  

Curbelo later clarified that the hoverboard belonged to his nephew. 
The Congressman, sadly, is now just another pointless hoverboard injury statistic, joining an already robust list.  

This article appears in Dec 23-29, 2015.