
All right, bong lords. Time to snap out of it and hop to, but just long enough to get on down to Conduit for this staggering ten-ton lineup. North Carolina stoner-metal gods Weedeater alone should be enough sludge to nudge.
But this bill also features the certifiably mammoth likes of British sludge-doom hulks Conan and Iowa stoner-doom masters Telekinetic Yeti. Between them, you’ll have three of the finest, most strapping sherpas around to guide you to the highest altitudes of the Himalayas in your mind. With the gravitational pull of a black hole, no other show this week will be heavier.
7 p.m. Thursday, April 2, Conduit, conduitfl.com, $25.
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This article appears in April 1-7, 2026.
