Man, that's one tortured headline, isn't it? Sorry. Regardless, thought you might want to know that if you haven't booked your passage on the Bruise Cruise yet, you may well be enticed by the recent announcement of Ian Svenonius as cruise director/master of ceremonies. Yes, the maniac soul-man behind The 13-Point Program to Destroy America is gonna be the Julie on this Love Boat.
Need more convincing? How about this bit of awesome promo from Turbo Fruits?
More info available at www.bruisecruisefestival.com.