OK, all you macho pepperheads, maybe this will cool you off: From the U.K.’s Daily Mail comes this tragic tale of a man who suffered a fatal heart attack after eating some hot sauce he had just concocted. Lethal. (link via our BFF Ian)

Aspiring chef dies hours after making ultra-hot sauce

As Ian points out, this stuff was not just ass-murdering, it was entire-person-murdering.

And thus Salivation Army’s rash (ha) of hot sauceâ??related posts comes to an end. Exeunt.

This article appears in Oct 1-7, 2008.

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.