Summer Guide 2015

May 20-26, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 22
If Winterfell were located in Central Florida, its citizens would need not fear winter. Their mantra, instead, would be, “Summer is coming,” and they’d be preparing to do battle with mosquitoes and international tourists invading town like a horde of zombies rather than wildlings and White Walkers. But they’d surely know to pick up their […]

VIDEO: Orlando rockers Adam and the Plastic on Off the Avenue

Last year, local musicians Dom Sena and Chase Fisher decided to stop simply jamming and actually record the music they’d been noodling with over their time spent in school together. They mostly just wanted to hear it played back for themselves. But as is common when the pressure is off, the fun of the project…

Amendment 1 backers rally for land buying

Environmentalists plan to hold rallies across Florida this weekend, again calling on lawmakers to boost the amount of money for land acquisition, Everglades restoration and natural-springs protection. Supporters of the 2014 ballot initiative known as “Amendment 1” have announced 10 locations – Bradenton, Fort Myers, Jacksonville, Melbourne, Miami, Ocala, Orlando, Sarasota County, Stuart and Tampa…

10 under $10: Ten more places to get lunch on the cheap

You know the drill! Here’s our latest roundup of 10 spots to get lunch for less than a sawbuck. Don’t see your favorite here? Post your recs in the comments or email ’em to me. The Brass Tap 1632 N. Mills Ave., 407- 270-9538; brasstapbeerbar.com It may be tough to stay under your $10 budget…

This Little Underground: Jackson Scott, Poster at Will’s Pub

Geographically, Jackson Scott (May 25, Will’s Pub) is based in North Carolina, but he’s really from somewhere very much else. And who knows how long the twentysomething has been on this perma-trip of his, but he first blipped on the national radar in 2013 via Fat Possum, who released his debut album (Melbourne). On stage,…

You can now eat ‘healthy vegetarian food’ from Dollar Tree

If you were one of those people who was always on the fence about eating food from a Dollar Tree, this might just change your mind. Located in the freezer section, which is just past the party supplies and seasonal patio knick knacks, Dollar Tree shoppers can now find a new line of healthy vegetarian…

Talib Kweli and Niko Is to headline Orlando benefit show

Talib Kweli, renown rapper, activist and frequent Orlando visiter, will be back in town hosting a benefit show on June 18th. He’ll be joined by local emcee and young Kweli-padawan, Niko Is. The show, Hungry For Hip-Hop, will be held at The Social and will feature live performances, rap battles, DJ battles, break dancers and…

Selection: Tig Notaro is tonight! Where is Taylor Dayne, though?

Tig Notaro There are not enough awkward situations, not enough triple meetings with Taylor Dayne in strange eateries, for us to express our allegiance to comedian Tig Notaro. Sure, she giggles in the same pools as Louis CK and Sarah Silverman while riding Conan’s barbarian tracks into infamy – her live comedy album sold more…

Multiple shots fired at the Beacham after Memorial Day party

According to a police report, multiple gun shots were fired at near the Beacham as crowds were filing out of the club at 2:33 a.m. this morning (Tuesday, May 26), following a Memorial Day party with no cover (ostensibly to help with crowd draw) that featured a live performance by Peewee Longway at the club.…

There was a massive bar brawl in St. Augustine over Memorial Day weekend

Without question, the least chill bar in Florida over Memorial Day weekend was The Conch House Marina Resort in St. Augustine. Sunday evening, a booze-fueled royal rumble between bouncers in bright orange t-shirts and sauced bar patrons unfolded and was caught on camera.  “Bouncers were fighting. Everybody was fighting,” said witness Chris Roop to Fox…

New Raptor Encounter attraction opens at Universal Orlando this weekend

Universal Orlando announced today that it’s launching a new attraction this weekend. Raptor Encounter, located at Islands of Adventure between Camp Jurassic and the Jurassic Park Discovery Center, has a paddock that contains a 9-foot-tall velociraptor in a paddock where visitors can get an up-close view of what these dinosaurs might have looked like in…

New stuff at Disney Springs: We’re getting a Uniqlo

Recently, Walt Disney World announced a list of new retailers and restaurants that have signed onto be part of Disney Springs (formerly known as Downtown Disney and parts of which were once known as Pleasure Island). There are lots of things that are neither surprising nor super-inspiring – a Tommy Bahama, a Pandora jewelers, an…

Fringe 2015 review: “Messages”

Messages by Zeta Dance Group is a short program of dance stories inspired by the different messages we get in our daily lives and how each of us interprets those messages. At the beginning of the performance, director Erin Tunbridge invited the audience to reach under their seats to find a message. She encouraged us…

Happy Friday. Watch this video of a tiny chihuahua nibbling on a pit bull

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Days of future past: Disney uses yesterday to create Tomorrowland

4 Stars   The portal to the future lies in the past, at least if you’re Disney. Mining the ghosts of such luminaries as Jules Verne, Nikola Tesla and, yes, Walt Disney, the creators of Tomorrowland have created a grandly magical, if scatterbrained, vision of our future that’s neither a time nor a place, but…

It’s now slightly easier to get craft beer and pretzels at SeaWorld

While most of the focus at SeaWorld Orlando has revolved around the new roller coaster  (details on that will officially be announced on May 28) other improvements to the park are also in the pipeline. The carnival games area near Shamu Stadium recently closed and were quickly demo’d. The former games area will be replaced…

Segafredo Mills Park brunch buffet starts this weekend, May 24

They say that brunch without booze is just a sad breakfast, so get ready to get real happy, morning mavens. Segafredo Zanetti, the coffee-centric bistro in the newly minted Mills Park development next to Fresh Market, is rolling out their brunch offerings starting this Sunday from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. What to expect? A…

The new levitating magnet train kicks construction into next gear

If interstate construction isn’t your thing, how about some magnetic levitation train construction? The privately funded magnet train (or maglev) planned to link the Orlando International Airport and International Drive has announced an aggressive timetable that puts the first trains in service next year. A maglev proposal has been in the works for Central Florida…

24 free concerts in Orlando this week (5/20-5/26)

Wednesday, May 20 Anything Goes: Marc With a C, Erin Rianna, Kyle McCarthy 8-11 p.m. at the Geek Easy Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck with Lauren Lester 9 p.m. at the Imperial Piqued Jacks 9:30 p.m. at Little Fish Huge Pond, Sanford Reggae Night with…

Drink Around the Hood with us tonight

Everybody knows Orlando Weekly throws the best parties in town, so you know we’re gonna kill it when we host our first-ever neighborhood drinkathon. Part pub crawl, part happy hour, part any-excuse-for-a-fun-party, this event invites you to explore a neighborhood, one business (and drink) at a time. Meet your neighbors and make new friends while…

Fringe 2015 review: “Clink”

Condemned prisoners have been known to earn advanced degrees, produce works of art, and develop their physiques while serving their sentences. But I sincerely doubt many convicts in Florida’s penal system could perform the feats of strength and agility demonstrated by Benji Aleksondrova, Nate Crawford, Chris Zaremba and Trisha Szilagyi in Clink. And I’m certain…

Credit card skimmers found on 103 Florida gas pumps

Careful where you dip your card. In a three-month state inspection of 7,500 Florida gas pumps, 103 credit skimmers were found statewide, Commissioner of Agriculture and Consumer Services Adam Putnam said Tuesday. But don’t worry – only three were in Orlando and Winter Park. They are: 7-Eleven #35825, 10254 Curry Ford Road in Orlando (two…

Fringe Review 2015: “Hop-Frog”

In 1845, Edgar Allan Poe wrote a short story called “Hop-Frog” about a crippled dwarf court jester tormented by a bullying king. After the king pushes things a little too far, the dwarf has his violent revenge on the king and his court. If you read the piece without having seen John Devennie act it…

Fringe 2015 review: “Dumpster Cats”

It just doesn’t feel like the Fringe without a lavishly produced spoof musical in the Silver venue. Fortunately, director Joel Warren and writer Tod Kimbro (the mad geniuses behind 2013’s Piranha! The Musical!) have hacked up another frivolous furball in the form of Dumpster Cats. This loose lampooning of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s much-mocked meowsical features…

Disney World really wants you to stop using your selfie sticks

If you want to take a selfie on a ride at Disney World, you’re gonna have to snap a photo of yourself like your grandparents did, with your arm. After outright banning selfie sticks on rides a month ago, Disney is now taking it up a notch by posting these informative signs that read, “No…

Unsung summer accessory: Koozies finally have a day in the sun

Sweating the Florida sun is a given in the summer, but through it all, the koozie keeps its cool. (Well … unless you get one of those especially shitty foam jobs that blow out faster than Jimmy Buffett’s flip-flops.) The koozie (a.k.a. coozie, coolie, cozy, etc.) is nearly as critical an accessory as air conditioning…

Frozen assets: Nine freezy treats to beat summer heat

Honeydew shaved snow Bubbles & Ice, 811 N. Mills Ave., 407-895-8833 Shaved snow is made from flavored, milky (though non-dairy) ice: frozen into giant blocks, heaved onto a rotating spit and shaved into gossamer-thin layers. The flavor and topping possibilities are almost endless, but honeydew snow topped with multicolored sprinkles and fruity popping pearls is…

Rick Scott and the icy makings of a Florida government shutdown

“What I believe is going to happen is this: We’ll just have a continuation budget, which will mean we’ll have about an $8 billion surplus. … We’ll just do what we’ve done this last year. We won’t put more money into schools, which I wanted to do. We won’t cut taxes, which I wanted to…

Picks This Week: Steve Earle & the Dukes, Bit Brigade and more!

Marc With a C’s “Anything Goes” Series In this new (“possibly monthly”) series, Marc With a C is taking requests! – with only a slight delay. To keep every set fresh, the audience votes on songs (anything goes!) for the smart popsmith to learn for the next installment. 8 p.m. Wednesday, May 20, at the…

Savage Love (5/20/15)

Yesterday, I found my 5-year-old son putting things up his butt in the bath. This isn’t the first time – and it’s not just a “Hey! There’s a hole here! Let’s put things in there!” kind of thing. The little dude was rocking quite the stiffy while he did it. I’m well aware of how sexual…

This Little Underground: Fidlar and Metz blow the house down

From the seemingly bottomless talent well of Orlando progressive hip-hop clan the Solillaquists of Sound comes yet another combination: the pairing of lead vocalist Alexandra Love (Sarton) and producer/MPC master DiVinci. It’s a brand-new project not seen before and one that, on paper, holds both appeal and intrigue because it’s inspired by jazz. The appeal,…

Best of the Fest: Three of our favorite Fringe shows so far

Every year we review as many shows at the Orlando International Fringe Theatre festival (whew) as we possibly can, and halfway through the two-week festival, we let you know which are our favorites. This year, however, thanks to a quirk of publishing deadlines, we had to make our print picks way too early – this…

Gimme Shelter (5/20/15)

These are just two of the tons of dogs, cats, kittens and puppies waiting for somebody to adopt them from Orange County Animal Services. The shelter has had an incredibly busy spring, and it’s packed with adoptable pets. If you’re thinking of adopting, visit the shelter at 2769 Conroy Road, 407-396-3111, ocnetpets.com. Adoption fees are…


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