Sep 2-8, 2015

Sep 2-8, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 37

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Gemini Blvd to bring school spirit to ARTlando, Sept. 26

School spirit won’t be the only thing Gemini Blvd, UCF’s co-ed a cappella group, will be bringing to Orlando Weekly’s ARTlando Festival. In true A Capella style Gemini Blvd will performing only using their voices, and are set to go on at 2:30 until 3pm at Loch Haven Park. Their performance will be a great one…

Raskin’s Dance Studio to perform at ARTlando, Sept. 26

Original routines, energetic moves, and plenty of talent is what awaits the audience during Raskin Dance Studio’s performance at this year’s Artlando Music & Arts Festival. Raskin’s students are set to perform from 1:15 to 1:45pm at Loch Haven Park on Sept. 26th. Artlando is free to attend, but there is still a VIP experience available for $20 which includes…

Zappa (Dweezil) Plays Zappa (Frank) at the Plaza Live

Touring on one of his favorites of his father’s records, Dweezil Zappa celebrates 40 years since the release of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention’s One Size Fits All by recreating the album live. The setlist runs through the album, so it includes rarely performed songs, including “Evelyn, a Modified Dog,” which Zappa says…

Purity Ring rattles the pop frontier at House of Blues

It took three whole years after Purity Ring’s celebrated debut, Shrines, for their follow-up this year, Another Eternity, but if you were stamping your feet with impatience, that motion soon morphed into uninhibited dance when the album dropped its distinct beats and the duo once again rattled the pop frontier. As has been well documented,…

Florida is basically a cyclist’s worst nightmare

Hankering for a quick ride around the block on your cute new beach cruiser or hip new fixie? Think again: Florida was recently named the most dangerous state in the nation for bicyclists. Perhaps it’s the ubiquity of compression shorts distracting drivers, or perhaps the heat is to blame; but, according to a report from…

25 free concerts in Orlando this week (9/9-9/15)

Wednesday, Sept. 9 Aura: Irene Prado, Bryzergold, Augie Goytisolo, David Quinn, Just Hyder 10:30 p.m. at Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck with Cat Ridgeway 9 p.m. at the Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange…

CenFlo Film Festival celebrates 10 years

The 2015 Central Florida Film Festival came to a close on Sunday with an awards ceremony and a tribute to filmmakers who have been part of the event over the last 10 years. This year’s fest screened 57 films (eight documentary features, 11 narrative features and 38 shorts) over three days at the West Orange…

Orlando’s first budget hearing is Wednesday

The sweet (and boring) smell of budget season is in the air as the Orlando City Council meets Sept. 9 at 5:01 p.m. for fiscal year 2015-16 first budget hearing. Tomorrow’s meeting is one of two scheduled hearings where the public can ask questions about the city’s proposed $1.12 billion budget, like which city departments…

Tickets are on sale now for the Global Peace Film Festival

Tickets are on sale and the schedule is now online for the Global Peace Film Festival. The fest, which held its first screenings in 2003, highlights documentaries and short films that that highlight environmental, economic, humanitarian and social-justice issues in a constructive framework. The goal, according to fest organizers, is to help people process and…

The Orlando sessions?! Mary J. Blige is coming in November

R&B queen Mary J. Blige is coming to CFE Arena 8 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 7, with special guest Tamar Braxton. Tickets go on sale 10 a.m. Friday, Sept. 11 (Ticketmaster or CFE Arena’s Box Office will hook you up), so set an alarm if you were stoked on The London Sessions and the whole affair that…

Young vocalists Power Chords raise their voices at Artlando, Sept. 26

Don’t let their ages fool you: The young voices of the Power Chords, the Orlando Repertory Theatre’s vocal-performance troupe, know how to carry a tune. These young performers, ranging in age from 13- to 18-years-old, have sung and danced their way through venues across Florida. Now, they’re taking the stage at Artlando, Orlando Weekly’s all-day outdoor…

KRS-One brings the heat of a legend to Backbooth

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND There’s a certain kind of heat that surrounds the arrival of music royalty. But besides history, it looks like the cosmos was lining up behind the recent appearance of conscious-rap king KRS-One (Sep. 4, Backbooth). The venue was maxed, the crowd was abuzz and the A/C was failing, all in the apex…

Downtown protest against poverty planned for Labor Day

While some people may be traveling to the beach or out buying a cheaper mattress on Monday, a group of organizers will be protesting local poverty in downtown this Labor Day. Although Orlando is the glittery center of tourism in the country and arguably, the world, it also has the lowest median pay among the…

The Orlando Cobra has found its way into The Onion

The hunt for the elusive 8ft-long Orlando king cobra, which escaped from its owner in the vicinity of the 4800 block of North Apopka Vineland Road, is still on. And though the snake has yet to be found, and probably will never be found, at least this completely bizarre story found its way into The…

Some local idiots designed a ‘terrorist-proof’ bigot rifle

Spike’s Tactical, an assault rifle company in Apopka, Florida, has recently designed a “terrorist-proof” bigot rifle, which features Christian symbols and Bible verses etched on it – you know, to keep the “Muslim terrorists” from touching it.  The company hopes its Christian-themed AR-15, called The Crusader, will deter devout Muslims because of the Christian etchings,…

Politico finds that Gov. Rick Scott’s office scrubbed Planned Parenthood press releases of pertinent information

This will be absolutely shocking to absolutely nobody, but Politico has learned via a public records request that Gov. Rick Scott’s office scrubbed pertinent information from a press release about the state Agency for Healthcare Administration’s investigation into the healthcare organization.  AHCA initially wrote in its press release detailing what it found during its investigations…

Over 2,000 new hotel rooms coming to the I-Drive area

Within the past two weeks, over 2,000 new hotel rooms have been announced for the I-Drive area of Orlando. The region has been experiencing higher than average room rates and occupancy rates which helps to drive interest in more hotels. July 2015, the latest numbers available, in Orange County had a 17.9% increase in the…

320 Florida bears will certainly be shot next month

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation commissioners voted Wednesday to allow the killing of 320 bears during next month’s bear hunt. The hunt is scheduled for Oct. 24-30, and so far, almost 2,000 people have bought licenses to kill a bear, the Tampa Bay Times reports. Florida’s bear population is estimated to be around 3,150. The…

National food blog ranks Epcot’s restaurants

Just in time for the off-season, national foodie site Eater has semi-definitively (there was some disagreement, understandably) ranked the 11 Epcot country pavilions in terms of the quality and deliciousness of their food offerings. We scoped out the new offerings for Epcot’s International Food & Wine Festival earlier this year, but this list transcends the six-week…

Don’t panic, but there’s a king cobra on the loose in Orlando

There’s a king cobra on the loose right now in Orlando. It’s 8-foot-long, apparently it’s green and yellow, and it escaped from its owner (who had a license to keep the giant venomous snake) somewhere in the vicinity of the 4800 block of North Apopka Vineland Road, near Steeplechase Boulevard and Hackney Prairie Road. We…

The Gatorbone Band folks up the Timucua Arts White House

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND Although not unheard of, folk music isn’t the primary offering at one-of-a-kind neighborhood performance hall the Timucua Arts White House. More often, it’s jazz, chamber music or – if the Civic Minded 5 are involved – avant-garde sounds. But Floridian outfit the Gatorbone Band (Aug. 30) showed how at home it can…

Florida tourism is now in the hands of Pitbull

From this point forward, whenever you hear a profound Pitbull verse like, “Your man just left / I’m the plumber tonight / Let me check your pipes / Oh, you’re the healthy type,” you’ll think of the Sunshine State– at least that’s what Visit Florida is hoping. On Tuesday, the Miami-based rapper and Doral College…

Free Will Astrology (8/2/15)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) “Excess is the common substitute for energy,” said poet Marianne Moore. That’s a problem you should watch out for in the coming weeks. You’re a bit less lively and dynamic than usual, and you may be tempted to compensate by engaging in extreme behavior or resorting to a contrived show of…

Gimme Shelter (8/2/15)

Meet Brody! He’s a friendly 2-year-old, 58-pound-dog who loves to spend time outside. Brody knows how to sit on command and really enjoys eating treats. He is housebroken and walks well on a leash, too. Brody was adopted from Orange County Animal Services a year ago, and he was recently surrendered to the shelter because…

Speaking up about Orlando Speaks

The Aug. 25 Orlando Speaks workshop, organized by Orlando Police Chief John Mina and Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer with help from the Valencia College Peace and Justice Institute, received mixed reactions from participants and the public. Held at the premium indoor club in the Citrus Bowl, the event was prefaced by a protest by National…

A hand-built Stefano Ferrara pizza oven is Bavaro’s shining star

Pizza! Seems that every restaurant I walk into nowadays serves it. Sure, they come in varying forms – pizza, flatbreads, manakeesh, tostadas, uttapam – but, whatever the name, restaurants seem to toss and flaunt this surefire moneymaker in our faces, don’t they? And who are we to resist? Hungry gastronomes we are; self-denying ascetics we’re…

Storm or not, the Hurricane cocktail is a drink for all seasons

The lack of an actual hurricane doesn’t undermine the choice of a Hurricane cocktail to remix this month – because, according to historians, the drink was never actually named for the weather event at all. In the 1920s, Pat O’Brien (whose bar still goes strong on Bourbon Street today) ran a New Orleans speakeasy called…

Picks This Week: 50 Cent, Gringo Star and more

Earth Ears have been ringing for weeks in anticipation of Earth’s descent into Orlando. Their distinct heavy pull leveraged expansive drone and psych experimentations in the ’90s to echo the dissonance and doom of the cosmic ether. We were all ethereally floating through life without an ear bent to acknowledge it when Earth disbanded, but…

Opening in Orlando: The Transporter Refueled and Chloe & Theo

Chloe & Theo An Inuit man travels to New York City to let world leaders know about the impact climate change is having on his homeland. There he meets Chloe (Dakota Johnson), who decides to help him save the world. (PG-13) The Transporter Refueled Your calendar insists that summer has three more weeks to go,…

Mistress America talks furiously but conveys little

2 out of 5 stars Noah Baumbach doesn’t strike me as a screwball. He’s more of a cross between the French New Wave and Wes Anderson (with whom he’s worked). Yet in his new film, Mistress America, he mixes his usual dramedy with unhealthy heaps of Howard Hawks to concoct a tasteless cream puff. Unfortunately,…

This Little Underground: Whores leads a diverse charge

So let me get this straight. The latest show booked by Non-Prophet Organization (Aug. 28, Will’s Pub) was an obviously eclectic bill and you guys weren’t confused, still turned out in significant numbers and were in full embrace of it? What the? Who are you? Nice to meet you. I’ve been looking a long time…

Selections (8/2/15-8/9/15)

Friday-Monday, 4-7 The Great Irish Hooley Labor Day weekend marks the halfway point to another St. Patrick’s Day, and if you can’t wait for March to go all out with your Plastic Paddy celebrations, make your way down to Raglan Road at Downtown Disney for an Irish celebration that’s surprisingly authentic. The Great Irish Hooley…

Savage Love (8/2/15)

I’m confused about my sexuality. For many years, I thought I preferred hetero-romantic asexual relationships. Exposure to select reading material – thanks to my gender-studies classes – has me convinced I’m an asexual t-type (i.e., “top,” but I prefer not to use such connotative terms) female who is attracted to slight and feminine men. I do not…


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