Seeing red: How COVID is crushing crops

Apr 22-28, 2020 / Vol. 36 / No. 20

It has come to my attention that I am way smarter than Dr. Anthony Fauci

If you’ve read the comments section of any respected website over the past year, certainly you’re aware of my expertise ranging from, but not limited to: The Constitution. Venezuela. Libtards. The Founding Fathers. Regulating the uterus. Martial arts. Jesus. World of Warcraft. Babes. And how the ’97 Olmsted Falls Bulldogs would have totally won state…

Legal Public Notices 4/29 issue

Orlando Legals Legal Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, JUVENILE DIVISION SATE OF FLORIDA Case No. P18-DP-20 IN THE INTEREST OF: D.A.T., a female child, D.A.T., a female child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Darrell Darodney…

Orlando’s Dr. Phillips Center receives autism center certification in recognition of innovative events and programming

In a refreshing bit of good news, the Dr Phillips Center for the Performing Arts has received official Certified Autism Center certification, making it one of only two performing arts centers in the country to receive this. The International Board of Credentialing and Continuing Education Standards (IBCCES) organization recognized the Dr. Phil for its history…

DeSantis ‘not going to cry over spilled milk’ on unemployment, wants to ‘get the checks out’

Democratic lawmakers Monday continued to press Gov. Ron DeSantis to boost unemployment benefits for Floridians left jobless by the coronavirus pandemic Meanwhile, DeSantis, reiterating his own criticism of the backlogged CONNECT online unemployment system, said he is focused on getting payments to people who are out of work. “I think it is something that should…

Woman arrested for breaking goose eggs in Lake Eola Park

Orlando police announced Monday the arrest of a woman named Gayle Wessel, who is accused of intentionally breaking goose eggs over the weekend at Lake Eola Park in downtown Orlando. The arrest took place just past 6:30 on Sunday evening, after eyewitnesses told a city of Orlando park ranger they saw “a white female (Wessel)…

Leslye Gale’s O-Town Lowdown on Magic 107.7 for Monday, April 27, 2020

Every morning on Magic 107.7 FM, Leslye Gale discusses the most interesting Orlando Weekly stories of the day on “Chad & Leslye.” Check out Leslye’s picks today. COVID-19 Will Change How We Approach Hurricane Season As COVID season melts into hurricane season, what will change as far as the state’s ability to respond quickly during…

Florida nursing homes, many out of compliance with generator law, push for protections from liability

Florida nursing homes are pushing to be protected from liability for harm to residents during the COVID-19 public health emergency. But the industry’s failure to fully comply with a 2018 law requiring nursing homes to have backup electric generators could impede those efforts. Incoming Senate President Wilton Simpson, R-Trilby, suggested Friday that compliance with the…

COVID-19 could affect Florida’s hurricane response plans

Florida officials are considering adjusting the state’s hurricane-response plans to prepare for the possibility of an early storm season intersecting with the COVID-19 pandemic, Division of Emergency Management Director Jared Moskowitz said Friday. If storms threaten Florida in June or July, the state might need to rethink the use of mass shelters, shuttles to evacuate…

Winter Park Biscuit Co. opening inside East End Market this summer

Even amid a pandemic, there are passionate chefs and restaurateurs looking ahead and planning their restaurant openings. The latest are chef and cookbook author Mary Westfall (née Mattern) and A Day to Remember guitarist Neil Westfall, the power vegan couple behind pop-up outfit Winter Park Biscuit Co. If you recall, the pair intended on opening Heirloom…

Enzian On Demand offers up a world of challenging cinema in the comfort of your home

Maitland’s Enzian Theater’s “Enzian On Demand” streaming service is offering a slate of four new films starting today, running the gamut from a poignant documentary about small-town Florida teens to French psychological horror: Straight Up, The Perfect Nanny, Pahokee, and The Etruscan Smile. “Enzian On Demand” is a partnership between the local art-house theater institution…

Tasty Chomps’ Ricky Ly joined the Orlando Weekly Press Club because ‘Orlando Weekly provides power to the people’

What would Orlando be without the pages of Orlando Weekly? Whether it’s the piercing observations and commentary of the late, iconic Billy Manes in “Happytown” as he sat in on City of Orlando Council meetings, or Faiyaz Kara’s quirky gastronomic adventures into Orlando’s far-flung restaurants and mom-and-pop shops, or the annual “Best of Orlando” that…

Florida might not be able to safely reopen until mid-June, says data

We might have to stick this pandemic out a little longer. According to the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation, “relaxing social distancing may be possible with containment strategies that include testing, contact tracing, isolation, and limiting gathering size,” but not until after June 14. That is when, according to their current model, Florida would…

Florida’s unemployment website is out of service until Monday

For weeks, it’s been widely publicized as a giant pain to use, but now Florida’s unemployment claims website is officially inoperable. The website says that it’s currently processing payment, so it won’t be available again until 8 a.m. on Monday. There have already been a total of 1,818,594 unemployment claims since March 15, according to…

Clearwater woman is selling Trump voodoo dolls to benefit local food bank

A few years ago, the sisterhood at Renee Feinman’s synagogue donated handmade teddy bears to All Children’s Hospital. The 61-year-old, along with six women from her synagogue, most recently organized a mask-making event for All Children’s, which ended up sending 100 masks to the facility’s non-clinical personnel and family members visiting. As Feinman finished that…

‘The time to open is now,’ says state rep, one day after Florida’s second-highest death toll

Republican state lawmaker Anthony Sabatini has been circulating an op-ed to Florida publications on Thursday, hoping one of them will publish his essay, titled “The time to open is now.” His argument that Florida should “open all business establishments, including all retail and restaurants this weekend” comes one day after Florida reported the second-highest single-day death…

Former Orlando congresswoman released from prison, as coronavirus cases rise in Florida

Former Orlando congresswoman Corrine Brown was released from prison Wednesday, less than halfway through her five-year sentence for fraud, federal corruption, conspiracy and tax evasion. Her attorney successfully argued that she is especially vulnerable to coronavirus. Brown was incarcerated her part in stealing roughly $800,000 from a fake educational charity for needy children, using the funds…

Backers of open primary elections in Florida question the state’s $5 million price tag

Backers of a proposed constitutional amendment that would revamp Florida’s primary-election system filed a lawsuit Thursday challenging a state position that the measure would cost millions of dollars for counties to carry out. The proposed amendment, which will appear on the November ballot, would allow registered voters to cast ballots in primary elections regardless of…

Jimmy Buffett goes on ‘Cabin Fever’ tour of his concert archives, Dead and Company cancel summer tour

Florida’s favorite son Jimmy Buffett is launching a virtual trawl through his vast video archives to help Parrotheads currently wasting away at home and not Margaritaville. The aptly named Cabin Fever Tour unearths Buffett concerts from years past and broadcasts a different show from a different tour every Wednesday and Saturday night on Buffett’s Margaritaville.tv channel.…

SeaWorld takes steps to stay afloat with multi-million dollar loan

SeaWorld has been sailing through choppy waters amid the coronavirus pandemic, with the park’s closing and the subsequent furlough of the majority of its workforce followed closely by the resignation of new CEO Sergio D. Rivera. But the theme park giant claims that it has enough funding on hand to make it through 2020, and…

Florida theme parks and sports teams weigh options for dealing with crowds again

Expect “virtual” or expanded FastPass-style lines, staggered seating on rides, online food ordering and limited crowds when Florida’s major theme parks eventually reopen after being shuttered during the coronavirus pandemic. No timelines have been set to reopen the state’s economically critical theme parks, their accompanying resorts and TV production studios. However, Universal Orlando Resort CEO…


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