Oct 14-20, 2015

Oct 14-20, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 43

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34 free concerts this week in Orlando (10/21-10/27)

Wednesday, Oct. 21 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Day Joy 9 p.m. at the Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 p.m. at the Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave. Thursday, Oct.…

Former Gov. Charlie Crist to run for Congress in Florida’s District 13. Yes, as a Democrat.

Former Florida Gov. Charlie Crist is staging another comeback, this time in a bid for a newly crafted congressional district in Pinellas County that appears tailor-made for the political phoenix. The Republican-turned-independent-turned Democrat made the widely expected announcement Tuesday in his hometown of St. Petersburg, a year after narrowly losing to Gov. Rick Scott in…

Orlando is finally getting its own women’s soccer team

Orlando will now be home to two soccer teams after the Orlando City Soccer Club announced it’s launching Orlando Pride, making it the tenth National Women’s Soccer League team. The Club says the team will start playing next year in the Citrus Bowl under former head coach of the Australian and U.S. women’s national teams,…

Florida Senate removes Confederate flag from state seal

  Florida joined in on the nationwide fervor to get rid of anything with the Confederate flag still on it by removing the Rebel flag from the Florida Senate seal. The design above was adopted in 1972 and displays the five flags of every nation that has flown over the state, including the Confederacy, Spain,…

Florida man eats 25 crab claws in 14 minutes, shatters records

Aaron Sutcliffe, a professional fisherman whose appetite knows no depths, took 25 medium claws to the house last Saturday, breaking the previous record by nearly a minute.  “In my family if you don’t eat the stone crabs fast, you don’t get anything,” Sutcliffe told the Florida Keys News Bureau. “And I love the things. They’re…

Trailer Park Boys’ Randy and Mr. Lahey are coming to Backbooth

Two characters from the popular television series Trailer Park Boys will be bringing their live stand-up show to Backbooth this February. The Randy and Lahey Show is loosely based around the two antagonists from the series; Mr. Lahey, a drunken ex-cop Trailer Park Supervisor and his side-kick Randybobandy the cheeseburger eating, shirtless, former male prostitute.  The show…

Challengers call out Mayor Buddy Dyer for refusing to debate

With city elections about two weeks away, mayoral candidates Paul Paulson and Sunshine Linda Marie Grund took to the steps of Orlando City Hall and called out Mayor Buddy Dyer for avoiding participating in any debates with them. “Mr. Dyer has been a no-show at almost all of the debates,” Paulson says. “He’s up there…

Hip-hop wunderkind Joey Bada$$ brings old-school bump to Venue 578

There’s no way you spun Joey Badass’ debut studio album B4.DA.$$ and didn’t immediately nestle into its old-school bump. The young rapper gets criticized for borrowing too heavily from his influences, but the chewy listen at last properly introduced the rising hip-hop star, no matter what growing pains you might prescribe for any stylistic lack…

Daytona Beach restaurant bans pennies, nickels and dimes

Chef Mario Stemberger of the Dancing Avocado Kitchen, a veggie-friendly Daytona Beach café, sees small change as “an insult to simple economics” – so he’s banned it from his register. Pointing out that it costs the United States Mint roughly double their actual worth to make pennies, nickels and dimes, Stemberger says, “If the government is…

Utility-backed solar power amendment raises nearly $1.5 million

Consumers for Smart Solar, the political committee advocating for one of two rival solar power amendments for the 2016 ballot, has collected almost $1.5 million, mainly from Florida’s electric companies, the Florida News Service reports. The committee submitted 68,792 valid signatures to the state Division of Elections by Friday, which is enough to trigger a…

World’s tallest roller coaster at I-Drive is denied, developer calls Universal a ‘bully’

On Thursday, Oct. 15, Orange County’s planning and zoning board voted 4-3 denying developer Joshua Wallack’s $460 million Skyplex development, which includes plans for a massive 570-foot-tall “polercoaster,” a 450-foot SkyFall drop tower, a surf park and the world’s largest Perkins!  Thursday’s decision was only an advisory vote, which doesn’t necessarily spell the end for…

Five new spots enter the Orlando dining scene, three bow out

As Alexander Graham Bell said, “When one door closes, another opens.” Substitute “restaurant” for “door” and “two or three” for “another” and you’ve got a pretty good picture of Orlando’s restaurant scene. OPENINGS: The Smiling Bison in Sanford has opened, cocktail bar and all. Pepe’s Cantina has opened in the former Mi Tomatina space in Hannibal…

Langhorne Slim & the Law aim to move your spirit at the Social

Over the course of the past decade, give or take, Langhorne Slim has evolved from bluegrass-picking troubadour to the linchpin in an impressively tight folk-rock band. His latest album, The Spirit Moves, trades in the old-timeyisms that marked much of his early output for driving rhythms and a self-awareness that feels more current and immediate.…

This “Painfully Honest Map of Florida” is painfully accurate

Thrillist, a listicle site that once ranked Florida as the nation’s worst state, just released a “Painfully Honest Map” of the “nation’s worst state.” Though there certainly are some gross generalizations happening here, we ain’t even mad. Damn it, we want to be mad…but it’s all true. All of it.  Related Stories

Boytoy manipulates emotions at Will’s Pub on Sunday

Dance dance dance the night away. Boytoy’s Grackle bursts with familiar rock & roll abandon fueled by coming to grips with unrequited love, twisting its hips eternally at that moment when you decide to quit trying to smother that cold shoulder in unseasonal sweaters. The Brooklyn trio tripped up snooty critics with their self-titled debut…

Disney’s Christmas Day Parade will be taped at Magic Kingdom Nov. 10-13

If you’d like to witness the behind-the-scenes magic of Disney’s annual Christmas Day Parade, you might want to grab a spot on Main Street November 10th through the 13th.  The parade, which is being called “Disney Parks Unforgettable Christmas Celebration,” is pretty much the cream of the crop of holiday festivities, even if it is…

Bring your dog to Legoland on Nov. 8

Legoland is either a dog’s dream come true or his worst nightmare – fake plastic Lego people everywhere to either pee on or scare the crap out of you, weird giant Lego construction blocks to ether pee on or scare the crap out of you, bizarre smells of thousands of people to either pee on…

Joe Rogan is coming to Orlando in December, tickets go on sale Friday

Joe Rogan, the pride and joy of Newark, NJ, will be gracing the stage of the Bob Carr Performing Arts Center on Friday, Dec. 18. The comedian has kept himself busy throughout the years hosting the epically disgusting show Fear Factor, destroying Carlos Mencia’s career, commentating UFC matches and launching a podcast series titled “The…

Aliens, freaks and bizarro themes: 4 concerts worth lurking on Halloween

October is about a lot of things – all of them good: freaky/funny costumes that encourage you to gape at strangers treats every day because they just look so spooky (good job, Corporate America) pumpkin bullshit in everything (because people don’t know that junk’s just canned squash; nice costume, Corporate America) horror movies on every…

Orlando Speaks brings police, community together at Edgewater High School

City officials and the Orlando Police Department hosted the second installment of Orlando Speaks Tuesday night at Edgewater High School in College Park. Facilitated by the Valencia College Peace and Justice Institute, the event wasn’t very different from the first Orlando Speaks in August, says Linda Shrieves Beaty, a spokeswoman for the college.  “The content…

The exodus of Puerto Ricans to Central Florida has given the political powerhouse a body of potential voters, but is it enough to finally have a voice?

The Orlando skyline is gray and gloomy the Tuesday morning that Carlos Baerga arrives from Puerto Rico. A few moments after getting off a plane at Orlando International Airport, the 20-year-old and his mother have stopped for some cafecito and a bite at one of the area’s best-known Boricua restaurants, Melao Bakery. In mere hours,…

Facing Halloween Horror Nights with no early access and no line-skipping is the scariest challenge of all

Orlando’s haunted amusements are again awash in virtual victims of violence: psycho-stabbing victims, chainsaw-massacre victims, zombie-virus victims, etc. etc. But truly, the most tragic victims are the type that popular Halloween events risk turning into – victims of their own success. I began attending Universal Orlando’s Halloween Horror Nights in 1996, and until 2015 I…

Picks This Week: Langhorne Slim, Matt Pond PA and more

Kevin Greenspon L.A. underground force Kevin Greenspon melds noise, pop and electronic impulses to create a distinct brand of static those in the know cling to. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 14, at the Space Station, $5 suggested donation Noah Gundersen Wrestling with his Christian upbringing is a deftly muted war for Noah Gundersen on his…

Selections: Our picks for this week’s best events, Oct. 14-21

Sunday, 18: Cannibal Ox [MUSIC] Back in 2001 (when MySpace was still relevant), underground Harlem hip-hop duo Cannibal Ox built a legacy with just one record – The Cold Vein, a close collaboration with producer El-P (Run the Jewels) that vaunted El-P’s then-new label Definitive Jux by gifting it with an instant classic. All three…

Savage Love (10/14/15)

I am a cis-woman in my mid 20s. I get a pang or a spasm of pain in a place deep in my clit/urethra area. I can’t pinpoint which part exactly. It takes me by surprise every time it happens. Around four or five convulsions happen and then quickly it’s over. There’s no pattern – it…

Free Will Astrology (10/14/15)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Here’s actor Bill Murray’s advice about relationships: “If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just say, ‘OK, let’s pick a date. Let’s get married.’ Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to go to places that are…

Gimme Shelter (10/14/15)

Orange County Animal Services has a young pup that can bring a little sunshine into your life. Meet Bobo (Animal ID A332103). This happy dog is 3 years old, and he enjoys back rubs and eating treats all day long. Bobo also knows how to walk well on a leash. He may have short legs,…


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