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Not up for seeing the Donald every time you open your laptop? New Chrome extension can help

Download the Chrome extension “Make Trump Burger Again” to replace pictures of our president-elect on your screen with photos of juicy, delicious cheeseburgers. More McDonald’s, less the Donald, you could say. Never be startled again by a dry, flyaway toup or a cat’s-arsehole pursed lip; instead, the Chrome extension created and released by Australian restaurant Mr. Burger…

Notice of Public Auction

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction…

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: November 25th, 2016 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored…

Notice of Public Sale:

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on December 2,, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse…

NOTICE OF SALE

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on DECEMBER 7TH, 2016 at 9:00 am at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old Cheney Hwy., Orlando, FL. 407-273-5880 2007 CHRY 2C3KA43R37H617829 2000 HOND 1HGEJ8249YL126869 2000 PONT 1G2NF52E0YC502418.

NOTICE OF SALE

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2001 Ford VIN# 1FMYU04181KA37115 2002 Ford VIN# 1FAFP38362W258499 2002 Dodge VIN# 1B3ES26CX2D555645 1999 Mitsubishi VIN# 4A3AK34Y2XE041918 2003 Chevy VIN# 1GCEC19T53Z169057…

NOTICE TO CREDITORS

NOTICE TO CREDITORS IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION FILE NO: 2016-CP-1620-O In Re: Estate of BETSY SMITH, Deceased. NOTICE TO CREDITORS (Summary Administration) TO ALL PERSONS HAVING CLAIMS OR DEMANDS AGAINST THE ABOVE ESTATE: You are hereby notified that an Order of Summary Administration has been entered in the estate of…

lost or abandoned property

The following items are lost or abandoned property found in Orange County. Item, Mfr., Location Found Camera (Kodak), International/Austrian Ct Cell Phone (LG), 33rd St Cell Phone (LG), N Forsyth Rd Cell Phone (LG), N Pine Hills Rd Cell Phone (LG), Wright Ave Cell Phone (Kyocera), Crown Hill BV Cell Phone (Samsung), Central Ave Cell…

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA

N THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF: MANUEL ANTONIO LAGE FONDEVILA, Deceased. FILE NO. 2016-CP-002603-O NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of MANUEL ANTONIO LAGE FONDEVILA, deceased, whose date of death was July 3, 2016; is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate…

Far From Melted: Talking with Miami’s Plastic Pinks

For Orlando concertgoers that are not familiar with the outfit, Plastic Pinks have been scene staples in Miami since 2013, mixing garage rock with Latin roots into a meridian of fixated live rock and roll. They’ve just released a crucial new EP, El Animal, and are taking these new songs to Will’s Pub tonight, where…

People are pushing for John Morgan to run for governor of Florida

Orlando trial lawyer and marijuana advocate John Morgan is being pushed by at least two known political operatives to consider a 2018 race for the governor of Florida. Ben Pollara, who managed the victorious Morgan-funded United for Care medical marijuana campaign, wrote in an e-mail to supporters that he doesn’t care what party he runs…

Study links Florida’s Stand Your Ground law to homicide increase

A recent study by the Journal of the American Medical Association shows a significant increase in homicides per month since Florida’s controversial Stand Your Ground law was enacted in 2005. The study looked at monthly homicide rates from 1999 to 2014. Prior to Stand Your Ground, Florida’s monthly homicide rates by firearm was 0.29 deaths…

Norah Jones announces Orlando show for 2017

Norah Jones has just announced an Orlando show as part of her 2017 “Day Breaks World Tour.” Singer/pianist/guitarist Jones first gained fame on the strength of her hit debut Come Away With Me in 2002, but since then has shied away from pop stardom. Instead she decided to do things her way, collaborating with everyone…

The Roots announce end of year blowout in Orlando

Cancel your post-holiday depression. Hip-hop/soul collective The Roots have announced an Orlando date smack in between Christmas and New Year’s. This is one of just two shows announced in the U.S. for December for the Philadelphia band who, in between providing in-house music for the Tonight Show most weeknights, also keeps up a regular tour…

Billy Crystal coming to Dr. Phillips Center next year

The beloved comedian from When Harry Met Sally, Analyze This and, for the younger generation, Monsters Inc., will be doing a stand-up special at Dr. Phillips in 2017. Crystal is an award-winning actor, director, writer, comedian, and producer. He announced the “Spend the Night with Billy Crystal” Tour coming off of a critically acclaimed Australian tour,…

Spooky Empire finally gets a new date after cancellation due to Hurricane Matthew

Horror connoisseurs still in despair over Spooky Empire’s cancellation, worry no more. Spooky Empire  announced on their website that the “rock ‘n roll, horror, Halloween and tattoo convention” has been rescheduled for Dec. 2-4 at the Orange County Convention Center. Spooky Empire takes place twice a year. The convention scheduled to take place on Oct. 7-9 was cancelled…

New music video from John Legend features Pulse survivor

John Legend just released his new music video for the single “Love Me Now,” which features the gay nightclub Pulse and a survivor of the mass shooting. The video shows Pulse survivor Norman Casiano-Mojica, who was shot twice during the June 12 massacre, visiting Lake Eola and the nightclub with a partner. Other couples from the Domiz Refugee…

Paella like a pro with these two top-secret requests at Tapa Toro

It’s hard to believe that a steaming cast-iron pan of paella could get any better, but it can. We promise. If you’re looking for a truly authentic paella-eating experience, there are two “secret” requests at the I-Drive 360 Spanish spot, Tapa Toro, you can make of your server that will 100 percent amplify your meal.…

The King Khan & BBQ Show get gloriously filthy at the Social

It was a wild ride for wildman duo Arish “King Khan” Khan and Mark “BBQ” Sultan, going from gigs in gritty watering holes and punk clubs in Montreal in 2004 to touring the world and being invited to play the Sydney Opera House by Lou Reed in 2010. But the same feral energy that animates…

Band of the Week: Radicalized Youth

Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s “Band of the Week.” Every week, we highlight one of our favorite local bands. This week, we’re pleased to bring you Radicalized Youth. Radicalized Youth is playing Uncle Lou’s tonight, Nov. 14. Just the facts:Who’s in the band?Robert Keating – guitar/vox Todd Gerding – bass/vox Jordan Duttinger – drums When did…

Death of a Ladies’ Man: Leonard Cohen’s death leaves us heartbroken

Legendary musician and poet Leonard Cohen died yesterday. It was simultaneously a shocking punch to the stomach and yet one of the most heartbreakingly stage-managed and telegraphed deaths since David Bowie disappeared through a door at the end of the “Lazarus” music video. Leonard Cohen’s farewell was long and thoughtful and incredibly comforting, as befits…

Florida AG Pam Bondi named to Donald Trump’s transition team

Dropping that investigation into Trump University is apparently really paying off for Florida’s Attorney General Pam Bondi because she was just named onto President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team. The Tampa Bay Times reports Bondi joins Vice President-elect Mike Pence, Ben Carson, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, New Gingrich, Gen. Michael Flynn, Rudy Giuliani, Sen. Jeff Sessions, Trump…

Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness announce Orlando show

Alt-rock maestros Andrew McMahon In The Wilderness have announced an Orlando show at the House of Blues next year as part of their “Zombies In America” tour. McMahon, formerly of Something Corporate and Jack’s Mannequin, is hitting the road with his newer, buzzed-about project AMITW and premiering songs from new album Zombies on Broadway, set to…

Thornton Park Tex-Mex spot Verde Cantina closes

Thornton Park’s latest Tex-Mex option Verde Cantina, which operated a mere 11 months, has closed its doors. As first reported by Bungalower, the place went down quietly on Monday, Nov.7, and its website is now defunct. Verde received a scathing review from this paper back in June. “I say to thee, beware false prophets,” wrote Faiyaz…

Boston band Black Mass go metal thrashing mad at Haven tonight

Boston metal militia Black Mass stick to the fundamentals: denim, bullet belts, frenzied dirty riffing, gruff vocals, Sodom and Destruction bootlegs on cassette. It you like your metal strictly of the “thrash” and “speed” varieties, and basically think grunge ruined heavy music (possibly a valid point), check out the new guard at Haven Lounge tonight.…

Seneff Arts Plaza to host WWE Wrestlemania pre-party next Thursday

To celebrate the day tickets go on sale, WWE will host a Wrestlemania pre-ticket sale party complete with a wrestling ring and autograph signings next Thursday night at the Seneff Arts Plaza. According to the Orlando Sentinel, ahead of April 17’s Wrestlemania 33, the gathering will give wrestling fans a chance to score some of…

George Zimmerman can’t stop getting kicked out of bars in Sanford

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but George Zimmerman, best known for fatally shooting unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin in 2012, has done something incredibly shitty again. According to WKMG, Zimmerman was kicked out the Corona Cigar Company in Sanford Wednesday evening, after acting belligerent and calling the bar’s manager, Angel Benitez, a “ni**er…

Literary Death Match returns to Lowndes Shakespeare Center for a word circus

The decade-strong episodic reading series Literary Death Match returns to Orlando for a fourth duel tonight, hosted by local independent publisher Burrow Press. Literary Death Match prides itself on being humor-centric, stating, “It may sound like a circus – and that’s half the point.” Rooted in performativity, LDM fuses the fervor and competitiveness found in…

Three local holiday markets you can buy gifts at this weekend

Get your holiday shopping done early and buy local products at three holiday markets this weekend. From unique plants to vintage clothing, you find something for everybody at these pop-up shops. Nov. 12 Orlando Garden Club Holiday Plant Market: Find plants and other cool gifts at this market hosted by the Orlando Garden Club behind…

Pulse angels make viral list of best things that happened in 2016

2016 was a real kick in the pants. However, a Tumblr post, which was now gone viral, spotlights some of the bright spots that should be remembered, like the “Pulse angels.” On June 18, only six days after the deadliest shooting in U.S. history at gay nightclub Pulse, the Westboro Baptist Church planned to protest…

Peaceful protest against Donald Trump scheduled for Friday at Lake Eola

This Friday, locals outraged at the presidential election results have organized a protest against President-Elect Donald Trump. The protest, which is emphasized as peaceful, was originally two separate demonstrations (one originally scheduled for Saturday and one scheduled for Friday) that merged together. It will take place Friday, Nov.11, at 6:00 p.m. at Lake Eola Park.…

Okeechobee Festival announces 2017 lineup

Okeechobee Festival organizers announced the 2017 lineup today, and it’s a doozy. Over 70 artists are planning to perform including Solange, Usher, Bassnecter, The Lumineers, Wiz Khalifa and more. Expect more to join the long list in the coming weeks. Presale tickets available for purchase but will set you back between $229-$599 for all four days of…

21-year-old UCF student becomes youngest elected to Florida House

Having turned 21 just three weeks ago, Amber Mariano, a UCF senior, was not cutting class on Tuesday to go out party and drink. Instead, Mariano became the youngest person ever elected to serve in Florida’s House of Representatives According to Tampa Bay Times, the Pasco County native, beat out Democratic incumbent Amanda Murphy, by…

Solar Bears help children at Florida Hospital ace the Mannequin Challenge

Our patients aced the #MannequinChallenge today with the help of the Orlando Solar Bears! Enjoy!#FH4Kids pic.twitter.com/ZtuLIN8GDU — Florida Hospital (@FloridaHospital) November 9, 2016 The Orlando Solar Bears and their mascot Shades helped children at Florida Hospital attempt to freeze time by completing the now viral Mannequin Challenge. The Mannequin Challenge involves groups freezing in place,…

Mitski explores themes of belonging at Backbooth

Shredder-songwriter Mitski Miyawaki found her sound on the guitar-powered, shout-(or cry)-along-with-your-best-friend album Bury Me at Makeout Creek from 2014. This summer, she built on that not-inconsiderable intensity with a sequel of sorts, Puberty 2. The 26-year-old solo-rocker extends an allegory of adolescence through to this latest work – a sublime statement in keeping with a…

Blue-collar counties key for Trump in Florida

In 2012, then-GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney beat President Barack Obama in Duval County, a crucial area for Republicans running in Florida, by 14,878 votes. Romney would lose Florida and the presidential election. Four years later, Republican Donald Trump defeated Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton in Duval by just 6,434 votes —- then went on…

Grab a drink at Orlando Beer Festival with us Saturday

All of our events at Orlando Weekly are like our children. And while you’re not supposed to play favorites with your children, everyone secretly has a favorite. While Orlando Beer Festival may not be as well-dressed as the Great Orlando Mixer, as sociable as the Best of Orlando Party or as skilled in the culinary…

So, where’s the weed at?

Over 70 percent of Florida residents said “yes” to Amendment 2, and now medical marijuana is finally a reality here in the Sunshine State. So, what does that even mean? First off, medical marijuana isn’t legal yet. Amendment 2, which “guarantees patients with debilitating illness the right to use cannabis,” doesn’t actually go into effect…

Comedian Mike Epps coming to CFE Arena

Comedian Mike Epps will be in Orlando next year headlining The Festival of Laughs. The show, which also featuring Bruce Bruce, Tony Rock and Felipe Esparza, will begin at 8 p.m. on Feb. 3 at the CFE Arena. Epps, known for his roles in The Hangover Part III, Fifty Shades of Black and the new…

Madame Tussauds will add new Donald Trump wax figurine

You’ll soon be able to compare hand sizes with a life-like model of President-elect Donald Trump. Madame Tussauds is wasting no time creating a wax figurine of Donald Trump. The wax museum announced this morning via Twitter that they will have a new version of Trump ready by Inauguration Day. Trump will be the first president to…

Republicans retain control of Florida Legislature

The GOP retained its hold on the Florida Legislature Tuesday night, maintaining majorities in both the state House and state Senate. The state Senate winners from Central Florida include: – Rep. Randolph Bracy, an Orlando Democrat in Senate District 11 – former Rep. Linda Stewart, an Orlando Democrat in Senate District 13 – Rep. Victor…

Hardcore supergroup Ascend/Descend are ready to riot tonight at Uncle Lou’s

Tonight’s a good of a night as any for some sonic catharsis. To that end, Boston hardcore supergroup Ascend/Descend (featuring mem. of American Nightmare, Lunglust, Math the Band) are a can’t-miss live prospect. Pure fury. Time to scream. Ascend/Descend play Uncle Lou’s tonight at 9 p.m. tonight alongside Holding Cell, Deformed and Burn To Learn. Tickets…

16 free concerts happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, Nov. 2 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints Of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm at the Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave. Thursday, Nov. 3 Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm at Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park The Mellow Relics…

Gimme Shelter (11/9/16)

Are you looking for a new pet? Meet Silver! Silver (A361571) is a 2-year-old kitty who is looking for a home. He is a friendly boy and he loves attention! Silver loves to be petted, and he’ll rub his head against your hand to ask for affection. He is a talkative kitty, and he’s a…

Selections: Our picks of the week’s best events, Nov. 9-15

Thursday, 10 Flynt Flossy & Turquoise Jeep MUSIC The year was 2010. We were living in a four-bedroom house in Chicago with five people because one person turned a windowless closet into a bedroom. We were drinking PBR from coffee mugs, DJing our gathering on YouTube, when one friend stopped us and said there was…

Picks This Week: Ascend/Descend, Thievery Corporation Spaceghostpurrp and more

Ascend/Descend Boston hardcore supergroup (members of American Nightmare, Lunglust, Math the Band) are a can’t-miss live prospect. Pure fury. 9 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 9, at Uncle Lou’s, $7 Guitar Summit Four local guitarists (Bobby Koelble, Rich Walker, Brad Catron and Chris Cortez) dispense with pesky rhythm sections and break off into innumerable ad hoc configurations…

Remembering the Orlando 49: Cory Connell

Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Cory Connell Cory Connell wanted to save lives as a firefighter. He never fully realized his dream, but on June 12, he proved himself a hero. The 21-year-old was…

Opening in Orlando: All Eyez on Me, Almost Christmas, Arrival and more

OPENING THIS WEEK All Eyez on Me The long-awaited Tupac Shakur biopic has been the subject of almost as much controversy as the slain rapper’s death itself. Multiple directors have been attached (with the job ultimately going to music video specialist Benny Boom), and producers have fought with each other over the distribution rights. At…

Savage Love (11/9/16)

I am a bi man in my late 20s in a poly relationship. My primary partner’s name is Erin. One of the rules she mandated is that I cannot date anyone else named Aaron or Erin. She thinks it would be confusing and awkward. Since those are fairly common names, I have had to reject…

Swamburger’s Advanced Listening debuts hard with DJ Abilities; True Widow deepen their post-metal creds; Mary Lattimore pushes the harp beyond classical

If you’re reading this then that must mean America hasn’t been reduced to rubble and ash. So maybe now we can get sober and serious again. THE BEATM Even though he earned his street laurels long ago, Swamburger remains one of Orlando’s most meaningfully restless scene movers. The rapper-impresario’s latest venture is Advanced Listening, a…


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