Nov 4-10, 2015

Nov 4-10, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 46

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Universal reveals actors coming to annual Celebration of Harry Potter event

Some big name wizards will be flying to Orlando this January for the annual Celebration of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando.  Universal announced today that Evanna Lynch, Matthew Lewis, Bonnie Wright, Katie Leung and Rupert Grint (aka Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang and Ron Weasley) will be headlining the party at the third annual…

New privately owned train line will connect Orlando to Miami by 2017

A new privately owned train service will soon be connecting the theme parks of Orlando to the beaches of Miami. All Aboard Florida’s new rail service, Brightline, plans to connect Miami, Fort Lauderdale, West Palm Beach and Orlando along a 235-mile route by mid-2017. Trains will run along the Florida East Coast Railway from Miami…

Happy Fallout 4 day! Here’s a rap to make you feel S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

At long last, Bethesda’s highly-anticipated Fallout 4 has descended upon the gaming masses. Why not celebrate it with this infectiously clever rap by Dan Bull? You can also grab the single on iTunes. Let’s sing along! Following total atomic annihilation it may fall to you to save the great nation That’s why Vault-Tec have made…

Details released on Kissimmee’s $750 million MargaritaVillage

The developers behind the new $750 million MargaritaVillage resort coming to Kissimmee recently shared new details of what the resort will entail. While we’ve known for some time that the resort, which is located on the old Splendid China property, will include a hotel, vacation homes and Jimmy Buffett themed amenities, the previously announced 175 room…

Bid farewell to the original Thirsty Topher space tonight

It’s your last chance to sit in the room that crystallized the Alden Road warehouse district’s brief life as the coolest neighborhood in town.  (Not saying the nabe’s gone uncool – but it won’t exist in its current organic form for much longer. And between now and the time it becomes the Yard or whatever…

Local bartender wins National Beard and Moustache Competition

Scott Metts, local bartender, musician and beard enthusiast, took home the gold in the 2015 Just for Men National Beard & Moustache Champion.  The competition, which was Saturday, Nov. 7, at the Kings Theatre in Brooklyn, NY, sought out the best mouth mittens in the country in 18 distinct categories, ranging from the Dali moustache to the “Full Beard…

Disney’s Hollywood Studios will no longer host Star Wars Weekends

Disney’s Hollywood Studios announced Monday that it will no longer host its popular Star Wars Weekends, citing the cold hard fact that there’ll be a ton of Star Wars-themed activities with the opening of the new 14 acre Star Wars land.  “While Star Wars Weekends has been a great way to enjoy the saga for…

SeaWorld San Diego plans to end controversial killer whale show

SeaWorld San Diego plans to phase out its infamous killer whale show, according to a company document released Monday morning.  As part of SeaWorld’s new comprehensive strategy, the polarizing show will be replaced with a new “informative” experience” with a “conservation message inspiring people to act,” starting in 2017, reports the Sand Diego Union Tribune.  …

Public Image Ltd. defies time and expectation (Plaza Live)

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND  No one besides my editor has seen it, but I wrote a blurb about the previous album by Public Image Ltd. (This is PiL) in my year-end list for 2012. The original assignment was to write up not only my top picks of the year’s releases like usual but also the single…

Local Orlando filmmakers fall in love with Fallout game series

It’s about to get post-apocalyptic up in here! With the release of video game Fallout 4 on the horizon, it looks like some local filmmakers have turned their fandom into reality by crafting a few wicked creations to celebrate the radiation-ridden paradise.  Up first is fan-film Fallout Florida by YouTube Channel/Production Company, TheBigCitySendOut. It imagines what the…

New fall flavors at the IKEA Orlando cafe

Let’s talk about the real reason we all go to IKEA: the food. Hello $1 ice cream, $3 dinners and 99-cent breakfasts on weekdays. Yeah, you can go spend $40 at brunch, we’ll just be here downing our eggs, turkey sausage and breakfast potatoes that cost a whole hundred pennies. Have a great weekend; I’mma…

Orlando Sentinel: OPD used force on 3,100 people in past five years

The Orlando Sentinel published the results of a 10-month investigation Friday where they found 3,100 people had been “hit, kicked, pepper-sprayed, shocked or had some other force used on them” by the Orlando Police Department from 2010 to 2014. You should really read the entire interactive piece, but some highlights include: OPD used force in…

5 fave places to celebrate National Nachos Day today

Nachos got us like:  Because, really, we’ll take any excuse, any excuse at all to eat nachos. Even shitty microwave nachos are better than no nachos. (I personally draw the line at the vat-of-liquid-queso–type nachos, but I’ve got no quibbles with anyone who actually goes there.) Nachos are everywhere, of course, but here are a…

Watch the trailer for “The Further Adventures of Walt’s Frozen Head”

Many have fantasized about Walt Disney having himself cryogenically preserved (which never happened), but few have gone quite as far as writer/director Benjamin Lancaster and the oddball comedy “The Further Adventures of Walt’s Frozen Head.” In the film, Walt Disney’s cryogenically preserved head gets thawed once a year to oversee company operations and protect his…

Mary J. Blige fills you in on the 411 at CFE Arena Saturday

Not to be totally stuck in the ’90s, but Mary J. Blige has been blistering souls since she emerged in 1992 with What’s the 411?, trouncing even the most talented artists of the time on multiple fronts with searing hip-hop soul and stunning vocal chops. Her follow-up, My Life, sealed the deal for longtime fans…

Adult-oriented puppets gather for a good cause at the Venue Sunday night

Orlando’s ties with puppets are pretty tight. There’s the obvious connection to the Disney and Universal parks, and IBEX Puppetry, owned by Jim Henson’s daughter, Heather Henson, is based out of Thornton Park. One of IBEX’s puppeteers, Hannah Miller –famous for making a contest-winning video for They Might Be Giants’ song “Am I Awake” with…

Indie folk superstar Sufjan Stevens gets intimate at the Dr. Phillips Center

Momentarily forgetting Joanna Newsom’s jaw-dropping Divers, we’re confident there will not be a more necessary folk release this year than Sufjan Stevens’ Carrie & Lowell. If you made it through the tearful hypnotism of his minimalist yet tremendous attempt to reconcile his feelings about his parents’ deaths without your eyeballs stinging, it is unlikely you…

Suicide Girls bring Blackheart Burlesque to the Beacham on Friday

Oh, the Suicide Girls. Thousands of tatted pinup girls post seductive pictures on their website and social media to demonstrate that beauty comes in all different forms. Beauty could be Coralia holding a can of Steel Reserve while scantily clad in an American flag bathing suit. Or perhaps beauty is Waikiki giving a little peek…

‘Pancake-sized’ globs of tar are mysteriously washing up on Cocoa Beach

Large globs of tar started mysteriously washing up to shore Thursday morning in Cocoa Beach.  According to WKMG, the “pancake-sized tar globs” began washing up Nov. 5, between 4th Street South and 5th Street South.   Typically, tar globs occur when spilt oil mixes and rolls with loose sand and seashells, and, unfortunately, they really…

This is what happens when you hit an alligator while driving 70 mph

On Tuesday, Nov. 3, while driving westbound on Florida State Road 528, a motorist experienced firsthand what happens when a Chevy Cruze meets an alligator at 70 mph.  YouTube user addakorn was running his dash cam while traveling between Cocoa Beach and Orlando when he accidentally struck the alligator. Sadly, the gator did not survive and the Chevy…

Seminole County is considering mandatory bear-proof trashcans

Seminole County commissioners may make bear-proof trashcans mandatory for businesses and residences west of I-4. The mandate would require the county to purchase nearly 25,000 new trashcans, according to a report by News 6. The initiative’s strongest proponent is Commissioner Lee Constantine of District 3. He proposed that the cans would be paid for through…

UCF’s downtown campus gets $3 million from Orange County

Orange County Commissioners pledged their support and $3 million to the University of Central Florida’s downtown campus, the Creative Village project planned for Parramore.  Creative Village is slated to open in 2018 and would “relocate 14 academic programs from its campus in east Orange County to downtown, including those in its School of Visual Arts…

SunRail will no longer offer a late-night train

Beginning Dec. 21, SunRail will ditch its late-night train for a mid-afternoon ride, says officials.  According to the Orlando Sentinel, the late-night train has lagged in ridership over the last couple months and so it will completely stop running Friday, Dec. 18 and be re-slotted to a 1 p.m. ride out of DeBary. Because of this…

Tom Waits fans say Adele’s new single ‘Hello’ is a ripoff

Just as Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams came under fire for allegedly stealing from Marvin Gaye’s “Got to Give It Up,” for their 2013, kitschy-corn chart-topper “Blurred Lines,” and SAm Smith is now paying a portion of the millions that he, and more specifically Capitol Records, have raked in to Tom Petty for using the…

The evolution of Metric, plus Orlando’s the Pauses (House of Blues)

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND  The last time I saw Canada’s Metric (Nov. 1, House of Blues) was almost exactly 10 years ago at intimate concert hotspot the Social. They were a big indie deal then. Now they’re a much bigger popular deal in general. Perhaps only Sweden’s the Sounds has been as effective, successful and enduring…

Dr. Phillips High School lockdown lifted after police conduct search

Yes, there was briefly a lockdown at Dr. Phillips High School today, after a student reported seeing a gun on campus to an administrator. Officers responded to the school’s call and conducted a search but found nothing.  Re: Dr Phillips High — Student reported seeing a gun; officers responded, they searched, nothing was found. Lockdown…

3 hacks for Greek Fest this weekend in Maitland

One of my first-ever assignments for Orlando Weekly back in 2007 was reporting on Greek Fest at the Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Church in Maitland. Since then, I’ve made an effort to go every year, and it’s always worth it. But there are some secrets I’ve learned in the past eight years for doing the…

26 free concerts in Orlando this week (11/4-11/10)

Wednesday, Nov. 4 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Maxx Von Shadow 9 p.m. at the Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 p.m. at the Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.…

Look long into Jess T. Dugan’s portraits and they also look into you

This fall, the Cornell Fine Arts Museum on Rollins’ pretty campus shows Fashionable Portraits in Europe and paintings and photographs selected from its permanent collection. Sandwiched in between these venerable masters is Jess T. Dugan’s photography project, Every breath we drew, and it is truly the meat in the sandwich. Her startlingly sharp, clear portraits…

Ed Schrader’s Music Beat is all over the map – in the best way possible

Succinctly summarizing the career of Ed Schrader is a daunting task. The Baltimore polymath, best known for fronting proto-punk duo Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, has also written magazine columns, performed stand-up comedy, acted in theatrical renditions of Jurassic Park and pitched cartoons to Adult Swim. But it’s onstage with bandmate Devlin Rice where Schrader shines,…

Picks This Week: Minus the Bear, Public Image LTD and more

The Growlers Costumed surfy country-punks the Growlers are touring on their best record yet, 2014’s Chinese Fountain, a must-listen for any earnest fun-seekers. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 4, at the Social, $17-$20 1st Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee One of the strongest songwriter sets yet – Precious’ Steve Garron plus the fascinating Renee Arozqueta…

Bland, James Bland: Newest Bond flick fails to excite

The opening gambit of Spectre – the fourth outing in the reinvigorated-for-the-21st-century James Bond franchise – is absolutely spectacular. It begins with a long sequence in which the secret agent and a lady friend wend their way through raucous Day of the Dead revelers in Mexico City, through streets heaving with partiers, into a fancy hotel (where…

Opening in Orlando: The Peanuts Movie and Suffragette

The Peanuts Movie Lifelong Chuck-o-philes like myself have had our fingers crossed for this flick since it was first announced. Would it be a worthy inheritor to the Schulz tradition or just another watered-down MetLife cash grab? The signs so far have been mostly positive, with the contoured, 3-D look of the trailers representing a…

Selections: Our picks of the week’s best events, Nov. 4-10

Thursday, 5 LeVar Burton LEARNING Equally well known for his role as the host of Reading Rainbow as that of Chief Engineer Geordi La Forge on Star Trek: The Next Generation, LeVar Burton is kind of a big deal for fans of imagination. And it turns out that one of his mentors in the field…

This Little Underground: Meat Puppets still a revelation after 35 years

The truth about Meat Puppets (Oct. 28, Will’s Pub) is that I’ve never really been into them. I walked into this show with academic esteem for them as an original force of the American underground but, frankly, not much personal passion. That completely changed by the end of their opening song. In that room, something…

Free Will Astrology (11/4/15)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) In 1978, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield began selling their new ice cream out of a refurbished gas station in Burlington, Vermont. Thirty-seven years later, Ben & Jerry’s is among the world’s best-selling ice cream brands. Its success stems in part from its willingness to keep transforming the way it does…

Savage Love (11/4/15)

DEAR READERS: Two weeks ago, I announced I would be taking a nice long break from questions about miserable sexless marriages. I tossed out my standard line of advice to those who’ve exhausted medical, psychological and situational fixes (“Do what you need to do to stay married and stay sane”), and I moved on to…

Gimme Shelter (11/4/15)

Wishing for a little luck? Orange County Animal Services has a cat that’ll make you feel like the luckiest person alive. Meet Clover (Animal ID A332743). This 13-year-old cat is a bundle of joy who never wants to leave your side. In Clover’s free time, she enjoys cuddling, receiving lots of attention and eating treats.…

Give thanks with the Last Word, a forgotten classic cocktail

Remix is all about digging up forgotten classic cocktails and giving them their moment in the limelight – and then, of course, messing with them. But I usually hope readers try the originals as well as my variations, both for comparison’s sake and because a lot of these lesser-known drinks are hidden gems. (Then again,…


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