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Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s Summer Guide 2018

The only way to deal with summer here in the almost-tropics is to just melllllttt into it. Let yourself move more slowly, drink more deeply, stay up through the starry nights and sleep through the too-bright mornings. Water your plants. Eat ice cream. Sit right in front of the fan. As we do every year,…

Every 4th of July event happening in Orlando

If you’re looking for fireworks, both literally and figuratively, Orlando has plenty of options. Here’s every local event centered around combustibles we know of so far. TUESDAY, JULY 3 The 3rd Celebrate America in the wine garden with food trucks and DJs.  7 pm; Grape & the Grain, 1110 Virginia Drive; free; 407-484-2638; grapeandthegrain.com. Baldwin…

Orlando’s Coffins Print Shop will host its last shows next week

SODO’s Coffins Print Shop has for two years been a hub of underground/DIY shows in the city, and June will see that defiant tradition come to a close. However, they’re going out with a bang, with a last blast of concerts throughout this month featuring the likes of Sacred Owls, Bubble Boys, Grave Return, Will…

Voice winner Chris Blue announces Orlando show for September

The Voice Season 12 winner Chris Blue, a native of nearby Polk County, is on a roll right now. Following his victory last year on the reality show/talent contest, Blue signed to major label Republic Records – also home to Black Sabbath and the Weeknd – and released debut single “Blue Blood Blues,” while working toward completing…

The long-awaited Starflyer will finally open this Friday

The Orlando Starflyer will officially take flight this Friday, June 1. At 425 feet tall, the Starflyer is one of the tallest structures in Florida and the tallest Starflyer in the world, standing 25 feet higher than the ICON Orlando Eye on International Drive. Last month, the swing ride was set to open on May…

Universal Orlando may have to choose between Jason Bourne or James Bond

When Terminator 2: 3-D closed last year, Universal mentioned that the attraction replacing it would be “an all-new live action experience based on a high-energy Universal franchise.” Rumors have ranged from Sing! to Star Trek to Wicked to Pitch Perfect to Jason Bourne. The Star Trek rumor, first reported by industry insider Jim Hill, still…

Critics Choice awards announced for 27th Orlando Fringe Festival

Last night, the 27th annual Orlando Fringe Festival came to a close, and despite dire weather forecasts this year’s event broke records for the number of sold-out performances. During the Fringe’s closing ceremony on Memorial Day, festival producer Michael Marinaccio presented the Critics Choice awards, which are decided by myself and the Orlando Sentinel’s Matt…

Army veteran who died during Pulse shooting honored on Memorial Day

An Army veteran who was killed during the mass shooting at the gay nightclub Pulse was honored Monday with a Memorial Day tribute. State Rep. Carlos Guillermo Smith recorded retired U.S. Army Spc. Joshua Pixomatis standing at attention and placing a placard at the site for Army Reserve Capt. Antonio Davon Brown. Powerful + emotional Memorial Day…

Band of the Week: Vivacity

Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s “Band of the Week.” Every week, we highlight one of our favorite local bands. This week, we’re pleased to bring you Vivacity. Vivacity is playing their CD release party at Timucua Arts White House on May 31. Just the facts: When did the band form?Vivacity was formed in 2007 as a…

You can now legally smoke medical marijuana in Florida

It’s official — a Tallahassee judge has ruled that medical marijuana in Florida can be smoked. The lawsuit against the state was brought last July by Orlando attorney John Morgan, who essentially floated the bill in the successful campaign to make medical access to cannabis a constitutional right. “The defendants’ toxicology expert’s opinion about whether…

Following pressure from Parkland shooting survivors, Publix suspends all political contributions

Following a week of online outrage, Publix announced this afternoon that they will suspend all political donations after a Tampa Bay Times report revealed the company gave an unprecedented $670,000 to self-described “proud NRA sellout” Adam Putnam.  “We would never knowingly disappoint our customers or the communities we serve,” said company spokesman Dwaine Stevens in…

This Florida road sign eats ass

An actual road sign in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, was recently hacked to read “Hell yeah brother I eat ass.”  Indeed. Shout it from the mountaintop, you noble diner. Stay on top of Orlando news and views. Sign up for our weekly Headlines newsletter.  This is a real sign on the busiest road in Fort Lauderdale, Florida pic.twitter.com/FZZk7qIiuJ…

Orlando police chief says Amazon’s facial recognition program is also being tested downtown, contradicting earlier statement

On Wednesday, Orlando police Chief John Mina said Amazon’s facial-recognition software is only being tested at OPD headquarters. But that wasn’t the whole truth, as confirmed yesterday when Mina said there are currently three surveillance cameras in downtown Orlando that are equipped with the software. At a news conference, Mina said that five cameras with…

Royaltea will introduce cheese tea to Orlando

When Royaltea, a Chinese-based bubble tea chain, opens next to King Bao this summer, they’ll introduce one of the trendiest beverages around to Orlando. Cheese tea. What the H is cheese tea? you’re wondering. If you’re thinking a pungent wedge of limburger atop a brew of floral Darjeeling, you’d be a smidge off. No, it’s really…

Here’s Alberto, the first storm of the 2018 hurricane season

Arriving a week before the official start of 2018 hurricane season, subtropical storm Alberto is here, says the National Hurricane Center. The first named storm of the season, which is currently creeping northeast at 6 mph just south of Cozumel, Mexico, won’t impact Florida directly, but it’ll pretty much guarantee a wet and sloppy Memorial…

Open the MegaCon doors, Hal

MegaCon Orlando got underway yesterday at the Orange County Convention Center’s West Concourse and continues through Sunday. Though the four-day extravaganza is filled with enough celebrity signings, discussion panels, merchandise booths and cosplay events to satisfy almost every pop-culture taste, it was the 50th birthday of arguably the greatest film ever made that attracted a…

Netflix is officially worth more than Disney

Netflix has taken the iron throne from Disney, as its shares went up and the broader market fell down. As of Thursday morning, Netflix has retained a new market value worth $151.6 billion with Disney falling to $151 billion. Over the last couple years, Netflix has cemented a name for itself in the entertainment industry with its…

Local turd is broke as hell

A Seminole County judge is allowing George Zimmerman to use a public defender in his latest legal skirmish. According to court documents, Zimmerman – who’s facing a misdemeanor stalking charge that was filed by the Seminole County State Attorney’s Office earlier this month – told the judge that he’s unemployed, $2.5 million in debt and…

Prepare for the interstellar overdrive of Miami Psych Fest next month

The second Miami Psych Fest – once again appropriately dubbed the Perfect Trip – is set for late June, and the lineup is eclectic and jaw-dropping. Curated and organized by Adam Arritola and his Miami-based Eclectic Overdrive, the lineup boasts names familiar to adventurous and grizzled Orlando concertgoers like Tatsuya Nakatani, Ava Mendoza, Donzii and Profligate.…

Today is your last chance to bowl at Colonial Lanes

Orlando’s Milk District will lose a longtime landmark tonight. After 60 years of knocking down pins and pouring stiff Jack and Cokes, the Colonial Lanes you’ve come to know will officially cease to exist. The closure comes after the bowling alley announced last week that they would officially shut down on Thursday, May 24, after being…

Texan hardcore band Criaturas headline a packed bill at Uncle Lou’s

This absolutely packed – and Latinx-heavy – hardcore bill on the Sabbath this week is helmed by Austin, Texas’ furiously kinetic Criaturas. And they’re more than reason enough to make it a late night. The group – boasting members from Vaaska, Impalers and Kurrakä – is just so vibrantly in-the-moment with their music and message:…

Orlando bar Sportstown apologizes for transphobic Instagram post

Milk District bar and pool hall Sportstown issued a lengthy apology Tuesday after online backlash regarding a transphobic post on their Instagram account. The post, which has since been deleted, featured an image of sign showing a boy and a girl peeping into their underwear with the words “There IS a difference.” The post also…

Fringe 2018 review: Sci-fi satire ‘Meet the Replacements’ asks pertinent questions about the nature of family

Writer-director Michael Thibodeau, co-author of last year’s Fringe hit Vincent, is back with Meet the Replacements, an original sci-fi satire that combines classic elements of Westworld, The Stepford Wives and The Twilight Zone in a polished, professional production. Stephen Pugh chews his fingernails and the electrified scenery as Dr. Hank Owens, an AI-obsessed scientist in the…

Students sue Florida officials over early voting ban on college campuses

Florida election officials are creating an “unjustifiable burden” on young people by banning early voting at public buildings on state university campuses, according to a lawsuit filed Tuesday. Students at the University of Florida and Florida State University are joining with the League of Women Voters of Florida to sue Gov. Rick Scott’s administration and strike…

New First Watch location near UCF will serve booze

What’s brunch without booze? First Watch’s new Orlando location, conveniently located near UCF at 1448 N. Alafaya Trail, will serve cocktails, beer and wine. The location is set to open on Memorial Day. This will be the first of the chain’s restaurants in the Orlando area to serve alcohol. Vodka-kale tonics, bloody marys, mimosas, and kombucha cocktails…

Florida lawmakers divided over bonds for Brightline expansion to Orlando

Members of Florida’s congressional delegation are split over bonds for the controversial Brightline passenger train service that expanded south to Miami last week. In separate letters, delegation members urged U.S. Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao to support or suspend $1.15 billion in federally-authorized tax-exempt bonds that Brightline’s parent company, All Aboard Florida, intends to use to…

This Memorial Day weekend in Orlando will likely be terrible

Besides predictions of record traffic, Memorial Day weekend in Orlando will also likely be disgustingly wet. Gov. Rick Scott issued a warning yesterday regarding a potential tropical storm system forming in the Caribbean and heading for the Gulf Coast of Florida. If the system does develop into a tropical storm, it will be named Alberto…

Disney says Star Wars land will open in Orlando in fall 2019

Disney has narrowed in their timeline for the highly-anticipated Star Wars land coming to both Orlando and Anaheim.  While we’ve known the target year for some time, a statement released Tuesday from the company gives us a much better idea of when to expect the massive 14-acre expansion that puts guests on the Planet Batuu.…

Orlando tech-punks Backstabber dazzle with flashy punk-metal hybrid

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND Backstabber, O’rchard and Nuclear Pistachio, Will’s Pub, May 21 In a laudable and important attempt to turn up the local soil for new discoveries, Norsekorea Presents recently put on a showcase of relatively unfamiliar area bands. Easily, the revelation of the night was Orlando shred punks Backstabber. They’re a tech-punk band, which…

Gimme Shelter: Meet Dinero!

Are you looking for a new furry pal? Meet Dinero! Dinero (A402693) is a handsome 2-year-old boy who is sweet, cuddly and loving. Dinero loves to play with his toys outside, cuddle with you wherever you are, and show you his neat tricks for a treat. He is ready to go home immediately after adoption.…

5 cool things to do indoors in Orlando when it gets infernal AF

Summers in Florida are made for surprise beach trips, lazy river tubing and every once in a while, yelling “Fuck, it’s hot!” at your windshield on your way to work. The screaming becomes more pronounced as we inch closer to the scorching, barren hell called “July” in the Sunshine State – the extra soul-crushing humidity,…

Here’s how to make the most of Gay Days weekend in Orlando

May 30-June 3 GayDays Daytime Pool Parties Daytime pool parties in both the main pool and Bear Bayou feature a variety of themes and live DJs. DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$35; gaydays.com. GayDays Evening Pool Parties The evening pool parties in both pools go all night with a variety of…

The best things to do in Orlando this summer

Thursday-Sunday, May 24-27 MegaCon Pop culture convention with vendors, cosplayers, celebrity guests, photo ops, panels and more. Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $20-$640; 407-685-9800; megaconorlando.com. Thursday, May 24 Swamburger Day Celebration of the Swamburger sandwich returning to the menu, with a listening party for some of Swam’s upcoming solo records. 7 pm Drunken…

The best concerts coming to Orlando this week

Carbon Leaf Come celebrate 25 years worth of the Richmond indie-folk all-stars’ music as part of a greatest-hits tour. 7 p.m. Wednesday, May 23, at the Social, $20-$25 Cultura Profetica Puerto Rican reggae legends are more than 20 years strong and really stretch it out live, infusing their reggae hits with hints of jazz and salsa.…

Opening in Orlando: Solo: A Star Wars Story, Beast and more

THIS WEEK: Beast As Bart Simpson once told us, every woman has a soft spot for a good-lookin’ rebel who plays by his own rules. But what if the outlaw paramour you’ve landed yourself might also be the serial killer who’s terrorizing your quiet English community? Hey, sacrifices are what make a relationship work, right?…

Savage Love: ‘Pissy’

I like watersports, and I heard about a guy in a rural area who holds piss parties in his backyard. I found a mailing list for those interested in piss play, and it wasn’t long before he posted about one of these parties. People on the list talk a big game, but no one else…

Best of the Fest: Four of our favorite Fringe shows so far

By the time you read this, this year’s Orlando Fringe will be rounding the final turn, heading into its final weekend and award-oriented wrap-up. If you’re still going strong and need a bit of ticket-buying inspiration, check out four of our critics’ favorite shows of the year below. Space prevented us from running all of…

ICYMI: State Attorney Aramis Ayala pushes bail reform, Publix thinks Adam Putnam is worth about 75,000 chicken tender subs and more

Ayala says Orange-Osceola office won’t seek bail for minor crimes: Orange-Osceola State Attorney Aramis Ayala says prosecutors under her administration will no longer ask judges to set bail for people charged with minor crimes. The office will recommend non-monetary release for people who don’t present a threat of violence or flight risk starting June 1.…


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