Mar 23-29, 2011

Mar 23-29, 2011 / Vol. 27 / No. 12

Winter Park rescinds fees for off-leash dogs at Fleet Peeples Park

Since we’ve so faithfully covered this six-month long debate over whether one must pay to let a dog run leashless through a public park, we dutifully present what we hope to be the final chapter in the Fleet Peeples Park Saga. The Orlando Sentinel reports that earlier this evening, the Winter Park City Commission voted…

Terrence Malick’s “Tree of Life” Poster

There isn’t much to add really. No one has any idea what the film is actually about except that it takes place in the 50s, has a baby and, supposedly, dinosaurs. And was also supposedly partially shot in 70mm. Click the poster for a larger version.

Look what the court dragged in

To paraphrase Tommy Chong, you have to respect Broadway. Because it’ll kill ya. Two years after being conked on the noggin by a descending piece of scenery at the Tony Awards, and one year after suffering a cerebral hemorrhage that purportedly nearly ended his life, Bret Michaels has gone and done what those of us…

“Hanna” Behind the Scenes Doc

Teenage girl assassins seem to be all rage in Hollywood since last year when Hit Girl won our hearts with her potty mouth and the fact that she could kick the living shit out of us if she felt like it. But writers Seth Lochhead and David Farr went the other way with their teenage…

Selection Reminder: VERSUS DJ competition tonight!

Because some people still miss our weekly Selections entirely, we begin a regular series: Selection Reminder. Consider yourself beaten over the head. Friday, March 25 – Versus DJ competition Trust us: We’d just as soon send our lovely readers out to a motel conference room for an evening with Rebecca Black and the ARK Music…

We got shows! (March 24)

A selection of tonight’s live music, and where you can follow them: The Cave Singers with Lia Ices – Will’s Pub (FB) Collie Buddz – The Social (@CollieBuddz) Engelbert Humperdinck – King Center, Melbourne (ummm…Engelbert.com?) Modern Skirts – Redlight Redlight (@ModernSkirtsUSA) A Rocket To the Moon – Park Ave CDs acoustic in-store (FB) A Rocket…

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Were you under the impression that the sky is completely mapped? It’s not. Advances in technology are unveiling a nonstop flow of new mysteries. In a recent lecture, astronomer Joshua Bloom of the University of California described the explosion of wonder. One particular telescope, for example, detects 1.5 million transient phenomena…

Savage Love

Three months ago, my sociopathic girlfriend dumped me because I was going into the military

Happytown

DPAC looks for some Disney magic, Semoran is just another brick in Tony Ortiz’s mustache wall and life is a pizza contest!

We got shows! (March 23)

A selection of tonight’s live music, and where you can follow them: Mike Watt (Minutemen, the Stooges) & the Missingmen – The Social (FB) Zoroaster – Back Booth – sorry, no Weedeater (@zoroasterband) Gordon Lightfoot – The Plaza Theatre. He’s still alive! Stupid fake Twitter deaths. (FB) Rod Stewart and Stevie Nicks – St. Pete…

And speaking of roach coaches … UPDATED

This tasty little nugget did NOT come from one of the many fine food trucks gracing Orlando’s streets. It was served to our intrepid restaurant reviewer, Faiyaz Kara (well, to someone at his table). Be sure to pick up the print edition tomorrow to find out which local restaurant will give you extra protein, animal-style,…


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