Mar 2-8, 2016

Mar 2-8, 2016 / Vol. 32 / No. 11

WrestleMania coming to Orlando Citrus Bowl in 2017

For a second time, Orlando will get to host World Wrestling Entertainment’s annual event WrestleMania.  WrestleMania 33 will be held April 2, 2017 at the Orlando Citrus Bowl, according to WWE representatives at a press conference Tuesday.  Government officials such as Florida Gov. Rick Scott, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer and Orange County Mayor Teresa Jacobs…

‘Spy’ magazine is back in (conversational) circulation

If you’ve wondered why some 40-somethings of your acquaintance have been referring to Donald Trump as a “short-fingered vulgarian” or “America’s Cheapest Zillionaire” since the beginning of his circus of a campaign, NPR finally let everyone else in on the joke Monday with their interview of Graydon Carter and Kurt Anderson, editors of the legendary…

SeaWorld reports that Tilikum the orca is seriously ill

Today, SeaWorld announced that Tilikum, the orca whale that made headlines when he was involved in a deadly attack on SeaWorld trainer Dawn Brancheau in 2010, is seriously ill and his condition is getting worse. Based on a video posted to SeaWorld’s Facebook page today, it sounds like the disease affecting Tilikum, who was part of…

MTV is holding a casting call in Orlando for Real World next week

Real World, a pioneering MTV reality show that is somehow still on television, will hold a casting call in Orlando next week.   The casting call will be held on March 16 at the Cypress Room (12777 Gemini Blvd. North) on the campus of University of Central Florida from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.  According…

Bernie Sanders is coming to Kissimmee Thursday

Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is going to try to make Kissimmee #FeelTheBern at a rally in the city on Thursday.  The Vermont senator will be speaking at noon in the Osceola Heritage Park on 631 Heritage Pkwy on March 10, according to the Democratic candidate’s campaign website. The event is free and open to the public, and…

Orlando movie to screen at Cannes Film Festival this May

Wake Up, the movie that won the Orlando 48 Hour Film Project last August, will screen at the Cannes Film Festival in May. The short film by local moviemaker Joshua Ortiz was selected as one of the 12 best city winners at Filmapalooza (the international competition for the annual 48 Hour Film Project) in Atlanta…

Cyndi Lauper is coming to Dr. Phillips this summer

Because “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” and simultaneously promote new music, pop singer and ’80s icon Cyndi Lauper will be touring her upcoming album DETOUR this summer with a stop here in Orlando.  The DETOUR Tour (it’s a tongue twister) will arrive at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts on June 9, at 8 p.m.…

The Holy Land Experience was forced to remove an illegal mural

Late last year, The Holy Land Experience, the Christian-based theme park near Mall at Millenia, painted a large wall overlooking their parking lot. The wall is only visible from Holy Land Experience’s property but the wall itself, part of the I-4 Conroy off-ramps, is the property of the Department of Transportation. After the Freedom From…

Animal Kingdom says goodbye to turkey legs and hello to more salads

Disney World’s Turkey Legs are one of the most well-known snacks at the resort. Well, you can still buy everything from underwear to air fresheners, but you are no longer able to purchase the iconic meat item at Animal Kingdom. At the beginning of this month, Disney discontinued it from all snack menus at the…

55 Years Later: Frank Sinatra – ‘Ring-a-Ding-Ding!’

Frank Sinatra being Frank Sinatra, the end of the 1950s found him restless and irascible. Not because he was struggling to find an audience or because his art was suffering. In fact, the exact opposite was true. The decade was by far his most successful, both creatively and commercially. After signing a contract with Capitol…

FSU researchers discover possible link between Zika and birth defects

Researchers at Florida State University say they’ve discovered new evidence that shows the mosquito-borne Zika virus directly targets brain development cells, hindering their growth. Brazil, the current epicenter of the virus outbreak, has 4,863 suspected and confirmed cases of microcephaly, a birth defect that causes babies to be born with smaller heads and brains. Brazilian…

Leap year: Athletes and horses soared at the 25th annual Live Oak International

As Leopoldo Palacios, a world-renowned designer of show-jumping courses, led us around the ring last weekend at the Live Oak Plantation in Ocala pointing out the sequence of jumps and some of the more challenging obstacles, I was struck by how a thousand-pound horse could effortlessly soar above these well-thought-out and colorful cylindrical bars. Palacios…

Trump: ‘If we win Florida, believe me, it’s all over’

Presidential candidate Donald Trump convinced an Orlando crowd of roughly 10,000 people to lift up their right hands and pledge their support for him on Saturday.  “Raise your right hand,” Trump told the repeating crowd sitting inside the University of Central Florida’s CFE Arena. “I do solemnly swear that I, no matter how I feel, no…

Trump fans, protestors rally at UCF before speech

Donald Trump’s speech at the University of Central Florida begins at 2:30 p.m., but by 9 a.m., his supporters and protests were rallying outside of the CFE Arena.  One one side of the street, protestors held signs arguing for peace, tolerance and the occasional jibe against Trump. One protestor, Bassem Chaaban, of director of outreach…

Okeechobee sells out, draws capacity crowd

The inaugural edition of the Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival got off to an auspicious start Thursday, as the festival organizers announced that they had sold out their 30,000-plus capacity venue. This bodes well for music lovers hoping that the festival turns into an annual event on the scale of Bonnaroo or Coachella. Main stage…

Clinton campaign plans Puerto Rican caravana in Orlando this Saturday

Don’t care for the Cheeto-American that’s coming to the CFE Arena on Saturday? La Hillary, as Hillary Clinton is known to Latinos, is planning a Puerto Rican-style rally in Orlando on Saturday, according to Florida Politics. “Caravana para Hillary” starts at 11 a.m. on 1811 S. Semoran Blvd. and involves people driving their cars and trucks down the…

Bistro Le Coq au Vin has officially closed

Well, that was a short ride. When Reimund Pitz, the esteemed chef-owner of longtime Orlando favorite Le Coq au Vin, took over the Bistro CloClo space in Dr. Phillips last October, the combo of Pitz’s know-how with the desirable Dr. Phillips location seemed like a sure winner (though the new name, Bistro Le Coq au…

Sun Sentinel editorial board refuses to endorse in Republican primary

Today, the Sun Sentinel newspaper announced that it would not endorse a candidate for Florida’s Republican primary election, “because the kind of person who should be running is not in the race.” The paper’s editorial board wrote that Donald Trump, Sen. Marco Rubio and Texas Sen. Ted Cruz are unqualified to serve as president and…

Orlando ranked as the 7th ‘worst-designed city in the U.S.’

Have you ever noticed how a map of Orlando sort of looks like a toddler got into a box of crayons? Well, the listicle site Thrillist noticed, and recently ranked The City Beautiful as the nation’s 7th worst-designed city.  The site references a few of our more obvious issues, like the $2.3 billion headache called…

SeaWorld’s Discovery Cove introduces newborn dolphin

Just in time for Dolphin Awareness month this march, which is a thing, Discovery Cove in Orlando has welcomed a newborn dolphin.   The 4-foot-long, 52-pound baby girl, named Skye, is the 30th dolphin to be born at Discovery Cove since it opened in 2000.  Skye’s 32-year-old mom, Astra, gave birth to the calf on…

Local psychonauts Moon Jelly open for Mutual Benefit Saturday

Indie rock up-and-comers Mutual Benefit are drifting from their regular tour schedule for a one-off show in Orlando this Saturday. Already applauded by the likes of Pitchfork for their soothingly dreamy sounds, Mutual Benefit unplugs even further for a stripped-down performance at the Gallery at Avalon Island. (Built in 1886, the Rogers Building that the…

Disney announces date for Rivers of Light show at Animal Kingdom

Tired of having to leave Animal Kingdom when the lions and tigers get put to bed every night? Disney recently announced the date for Rivers of Light, the waterside show that will mark the park’s transition from a daytime only attraction, meaning you won’t have to leave the park when the sun sets. Fittingly for…

Orlando Philharmonic pays tribute to Judy Garland at Bob Carr

Frances Ethel “Baby” Gumm – the child vaudeville star who became America’s sweetheart after changing her name to Judy Garland, singing a song on a trolley, and following a yellow brick road – was a hot mess of a person. Fragile and belligerent by turns after being used (and borderline-abused) by everyone around her pretty…

Restaurant ASH to open in former Funky Monkey space

Eddie Nickell and Nicholas Olivieri, owners of the FMI Restaurant Group of which the Funky Monkey Wine Company in Pointe Orlando is a part, will open Restaurant ASH in the former Funky Monkey Wine Company space on Mills Avenue. The space was shopped around but, according to Nickell, he and Olivieri just couldn’t part with…

‘Pastor Protection Act’ passes Florida Legislature

The Florida Legislature advanced a bill to Gov. Rick Scott’s office Thursday that would legally protect churches from having to officiate same-sex marriages. The so-called “Pastor Protection Act” passed 23-15 in the Florida Senate, according to the Tampa Bay Times. As we’ve explained before, the bill’s purpose is questionable. The First Amendment already “prohibits the making…

Osprey Tavern expands brunch to Saturday starting March 5

Baldwin Park’s hottest upscale dining ticket is adding an extra day to its ultra-popular brunch, and will now serve mid-morning munches from 10:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. on Saturdays, as well as Sundays.  For those four glorious hours, you’ll be able to slurp oysters, nosh on fried chicken sandwiches and break bread (okay, lemon-poppy muffins,…

Florida Senate sends revamped death penalty statute to governor

The Florida Senate voted 35-5 Thursday on a bill that would fix parts of Florida’s death penalty sentencing system that the U.S. Supreme Court found unconstitutional in January.  The Supreme Court’s decision in Hurst v. Florida found Florida’s death penalty statute requires a trial judge to determine what aggravating or mitigating factors exist in a case…

Disney says two new cruise ships are now in development

Disney has announced that it’s anchors aweigh on a plan to expand its family cruise business by building two new ships. According to the Disney Parks Blog, the House of Mouse has entered into a partnership with the Meyer Werft shipyard in Germany to start construction on the two cruise liners. Both ships are expected…

Florida Congressman demands taxpayers stop funding Apple with new bill

In retaliation of Apple’s refusal to hand over encrypted information following the San Bernardino shooting, Representative David Jolly (R-Fla.) has introduced a bill that would restrict taxpayer funding to the massive tech corporation. No Taxpayer Support for Apple Act (H.R. 4663) was brought to Congress on March 2, according to a press release from Jolly’s…

WWE Wrestlemania 33 could be coming to Orlando in 2017

Get ready to rumble, Orlando.  According to rumors from various wrestling blogs, the Citrus Bowl will be the site of Wrestlemania 33 in 2017.  Although the WWE has yet to make an official announcement about the location, Wrestling Inc (one of the many blogs pushing this rumor) report that a press conference featuring Vince McMahon and John…

Florida Board of Governors approves UCF’s downtown campus plans

Months of hard work and fundraising for the University of Central Florida’s downtown Orlando campus resulted in triumph Wednesday after the Florida Board of Governors approved the university’s plans to a standing ovation. “The Board of Governors and staff asked a lot of difficult questions, and it took us a year to get to where…

Protests planned for Saturday’s Trump rally, as expected

With statements like “[Muslims are] not coming to this country if I’m president,” it’s no wonder why hundreds of University of Central Florida students are protesting The Donald’s rally at the CFE Arena on Saturday, March 5. Doors open for Trump’s rally at 9 a.m. with The Donald himself scheduled to appear around noon. Protesters plan…

‘My Dear Watson’ explores the relationship between Sherlock and his sidekick through the power of musical theater

Sherlock Holmes has always been popular. In addition to the original Arthur Conan Doyle stories being almost continuously in print since the 1880s, Holmes holds the Guinness World Record for the most portrayed literary human character in film and television (edged out slightly by Dracula, whom Guinness has declared a non-human). Adaptations and interpretations of…

Epcot’s International Flower & Garden Festival starts today

Animating Frozen’s Elsa probably took its share of blood, sweat and tears, but imagine creating the chilly princess out of a shrub. Starting today, you can see Elsa, Anna and other timeless Disney characters converted by horticulturists into foliage form at Epcot’s annual International Flower and Garden Festival. Not interested in creative hedges? Check out…

“Let’s Talk About Trump” event scheduled for March 16

If you’re a Donald Trump supporter, Super Tuesday was probably downright exhilarating. For everybody else (present company included), it was horrifying. Trump won seven states yesterday (go home, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Vermont and Virginia, you’re all drunk), and naturally most everyone who’s not with him has one massively important question: WTF?  Local political…

Just say no to puppy stores

Late last year, the city of Casselberry became the first municipality in Central Florida to approve a ban on the retail sale of dogs and cats in pet stores. Although there aren’t currently any pet stores that sell cats or dogs operating within Casselberry’s boundaries, supporters of the effort hoped that the law would encourage…

Our fresh take on the Gimlet staves off both scurvy and sobriety

This month’s Remix is best accessorized with a shoulder-clawing parrot, or maybe just a striped T-shirt: Some say the Gimlet was named for British Royal Navy surgeon Sir Thomas Gimlette, who purportedly prescribed a mixture of gin and lime juice to British sailors to prevent scurvy. There’s no proof of this; however, the association between…

This Little Underground: Next-gen punk with SWMRS and the Frights

The recent double-headed bill of SWMRS and the Frights (Feb. 26, Backbooth) was a showcase loaded with the next wave of West Coast punk’s direct descendants. SWMRS’ lineup includes the son of Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong, and both bands are currently riding albums produced by Zac Carper of FIDLAR, a scene-blazing band that…

Savage Love (3/2/16)

Are you incapable of concision? Your answers are too long! You blather on, often rehashing the problem (unnecessary!) before giving four words (at most!) of (rarely!) useful advice. I’ve heard you say you have to edit letters down for space. Try this instead: Edit yourself! I want more of the letters – more from the…

Free Will Astrology (3/2/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Actress Blythe Baird writes about the problem that arises when her dog sees her eating a peanut butter and chocolate chip bagel. Her beloved pet begs for a piece and becomes miserable when it’s not forthcoming. Baird is merely demonstrating her love, of course, because she knows that eating chocolate can…

Gimme Shelter (3/2/16)

Meet Gunga (Animal ID A342328). She was recently surrendered to the shelter because her owner could no longer care for her. She is 5 years old and a little shy, but with some patience, she warms up to you. Gunga is a very sweet dog with a gentle personality. She likes to eat treats and…

Selections: Our picks of the week’s best events, Mar 2 – 8

Wednesday, 2 Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival Animating Frozen’s Elsa probably took its share of blood, sweat and tears, but imagine creating the chilly princess out of a shrub. Starting today, you can see Elsa, Anna and other timeless Disney characters converted by horticulturists into foliage form at Epcot’s annual International Flower and Garden…


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