

Sen. Marco Rubio: Books, BJ’s and Bounty paper towels … oh, and immigration
So let’s get the silly stuff out of the way first, because all news should be led with silly stuff, right? As I posted on my Facebook account earlier today, “You know it’s a rough Monday when you’re buttonholing Marco Rubio next to the Bounty paper towels at BJ’s. Just sayin’.” And a rough…
Mess Fest invades Mills Avenue strip on July 4
Wednesday, July 4 – Mess Fest noon various venues 407-898-5070 messfest.webs.com $11-$13 Testing the bounds of freedom is just as quintessentially American as freedom itself. That’s why it makes a kind of subversive sense that a punk music fest teeming with anarchists and other urban anti-establishment types is planned for the patriotic Fourth of July.…
Notable Noise: This week’s best shows [Mess Fest, I4 Fest, Fresh Music Fest, and some non-festy stuff, too]
It’s a holiday week. It’s the middle of the summer. No, there’s just not a lot going on … except all of this cool stuff: Monday, July 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6nzSvG3ulA Lozen, Shroud Eater, Portals, Fire in the Cave [Will’s Pub] – If this video doesn’t make you want to see Lozen, you’re hopeless. Tuesday, July 3…
Melinda Wagner leads composer forum at Timucua White House
Monday, July 2 – Melinda Wagner 7:30 p.m. Timucua White House 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. timucua.com free The ongoing relationship between the Atlantic Center for the Arts and the Timucua Arts Foundation has been good for Central Florida. As part of their residencies at the Atlantic Center, master composers including Art Ensemble of Chicago founder…
Sunday Film News Roundup — July 1st, 2012
Pretty good weekend all around for movegoers. Ted and Magic Mike both cleaned up at the box office with entirely different demographics, and Moonrise Kingdom kicked enough ass at the Enzian to be held over. See it before its too late, seriously, and before the summer starts. The Amazing Spider-man begins its midnight screenings Monday night as well,…
Debut solo set by Dizzle Phunk tonight at Bombshell’s Tavern
Saturday, June 30 – Dizzle Phunk: Introduction to a Cowboy 9 p.m. Bombshell’s Tavern 5405 Edgewater Drive 407-730-3999 facebook.com/dizzle.phunk $7 Approximately 99.3 percent of the time, when a DJ says he’s becoming a space cowboy for a night, we assume that DJ is on drugs or possibly having a hipster identity crisis. But when that…
Patrick Fatica curates Faces art show at Extra Large Gallery
Saturday, June 30 – Faces 8 p.m. through July 28 Extra Large Gallery 431 E. Central Blvd. 407-839-0080 extralargegallery.com free If a free art event complete with a full liquor bar and a wide range of craft beers and absinthes sounds like your type of soiree, then the opening reception for curator Patrick Fatica’s Faces…
Al Green performs live at Universal Studios’ Summer Concert Series
Saturday, June 30 – Summer Concert Series: Al Green 8 p.m. Universal Studios at Universal Orlando 1000 Universal Studios Plaza 407-363-8000 universalorlando.com $60 for concert ticket only or included with park admission He’s been honored by everyone from Justin Timberlake, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and most recently President Obama, who notoriously crooned…
This Week’s Top 25 from Park Ave CDs [June 18 – June 24]
Congrats to Beth McKee for cracking this week’s top 3! Although it’s not too much of a surprise that she wasn’t able to beat out Fiona Apple (thanks to pent-up demand) and the Smashing Pumpkins (thanks to a week of Billy Corgan giving batshit interviews), it’s still a mighty impressive showing. Maybe more local bands…
Titusville’s Flashlights head to Will’s Pub
Friday, June 29 – Flashlights with Duck, Little Brother, Duck!, Surfin Serf 9 p.m. Will’s Pub 1042 N. Mills Ave. 407-898-5070 willspub.org $5 Man, you guys still haven’t caught on to Titusville’s Flashlights yet? Damn. What’s wrong? Don’t like bursting hearts, in-the-red fuzz and basically the sound of total freedom? Although still overlooked, they remain…
'Ted'
‘Family Guy’ creator Seth MacFarlane probes the meaning of man-toy love
Krugman: Right on the economy, clueless on classic TV
While every other pundit gets busy analyzing John Roberts’ vindication of the Affordable Care Act, I feel it’s my duty to focus on another public-policy proposal that’s drowning in misinterpretation: economist Paul Krugman’s plan for a faked alien invasion. Important forums like PBS News Hour and The Daily Show have recently revisited Krugman’s suggestion that…
Opening in Orlando — June 29th, 2012
Magic Mike — Warner Bros. has elected to push Steven Soderbergh’s male-stripper saga with the tag line “You’ll wish you were single.” Right — now remind me again how it’s the homos who are undermining the institution of marriage? Anyway, star Channing Tatum was once an ecdysiast himself, but what’s really raised expectation for his…
Fresh Music Festival moves to Bob Carr
We just received word that there’s been a venue change for the Fresh Music Festival. The concert, which was set to be played at Amway Center, will now be performed at Bob Carr Performing Arts Centre. The date and time of the concert remain the same (show details included below), and all purchased tickets will…
Supreme Court upholds Obama’s health care law
Despite what you may have read a few minutes ago on CNN.com, which posted a story indicating that the Supreme Court struck down the individual mandate portion of President Barack Obama’s healthcare plan, the Affordable Care Act has been upheld. Apparently a few people took CNN’s gaffe and ran with it: At 10:08 a.m., Florida…
On Sale This Week: Circa Survive at the Beacham!
On Sale: Friday, June 29 Circa Survive with Touche Amore, Balance and Composure 6 p.m., Saturday, Sept. 22 The Beacham 46 N. Orange Ave. 407-648-8363 thebeacham.com $20-$25 Down the road: Hellbound Glory, July 5 at Will’s Pub Andy Dick, July 6 at Improv Comedy Club & Dinner Theatre Tab Benoit, July 7 at The Plaza…
Concerts and music festivals
You can rock the hot and sweaty look – embrace it, own it – at one of the following summer concerts and music fests.
DVDs Nuts
Lesser-seen, critic-approved films on disc and on demand
Flying Snakes
St. Petersburg hardcore act Flyingsnakes talk Exodus, Scion and knowing what they don’t want
Looking for mister good bar
Belly up to a bar made for summertime sipping
Listen up
Orlando Weekly’s 2012 summer survival playlist
Drink Events
Things to do for people who love booze
Savage Love
My younger brother and I are close. He came out of the closet last year, although it wasn’t much of a surprise because everyone knew he was gay since forever. Everyone is happy he’s out because it kind of takes the elephant out of the room, and our immediate and extended family are all really…
Holy Smoke BBQ & Seafood
Barbecue joint sends out smoke signals to the meat-hungry masses
Cruel Summer
How to survive Florida’s meanest season
Cold comfort
Icy treats for days when it’s so hot you could lick a snowman’s balls
Summer Guide: Movies
Go to the Movies
'People Like Us'
An action writer’s family drama feels like slick, wholesome detox, but the stars make it work
Album Reviews
A place to Bury Strangers, Guantanamo Baywatch and Kate Miller-Heidke
Swim with the fishes
Beaches, springs and swimming holes worth a visit
Maakies
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Walking dead
Death rise from the grave for a solid cause
Doing it and doing it and doing it where?
Spots you can make hotter this summer
This Little Underground
Bao Le-Huu takes on Sock Hop Mondays at the Peacock Room, live music at Bullitt Bar and the Red Bull Thre3style finals
Louie
Third season of Louis C.K.’s self-flagellation fest sticks to familiar territory
The Newsroom
Sorkin’s ‘Newsroom’ feels like CBS on HBO
Happytown
The week where we were all just sayin’ NALEO, all wondering if the Citrus Bowl was going to save our lives, and all coughing at the idea of smokeless bars
Free Will Astrology
ARIES (March 21-April 19) If you play solitaire, your luck will be crazy strong in the coming weeks. If you have candid, wide-ranging talks with yourself in the mirror, the revelations are likely to be as interesting, as if you had spoken directly with the river god or the angel of the sunrise. Taking long…
Chlorine dreams
Our favorite places to lounge poolside
Don'ts and Don'ts
Stuff to avoid if you don’t want summer to suck
Rotation
What local artists are listening to
Chico's Dirty Tacos & Tequila
Hearty Tex-Mex builds a strong foundation for margarita-fueled carousing
Blow it up
July 4 celebrations
The Fifth
A new supper club exceeds expectations
Six books for the beach – or rainy days indoors
Six books that will see you through summer afternoons
Federal judge ruling on Florida voter purge
Note: For the most detailed and accurate account of what federal court Judge Robert Hinkle’s decision means, we urge you to read the bradblog.com, which has covered the state’s voter purge in detail. Ernest Canning, a writer for the blog, contacted us after this post went live to explain that although the judge didn’t demand…
Orlando Solar Bears coach unlocks key to local hockey fans’ hearts
Why yes, just earlier this afternoon Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer did, in fact, present Drake Berehowsky, new head coach of local pro hockey team the Orlando Solar Bears, a key to the city. And since being named the ring leader of the Solar Bears’ comeback to Orlando, not only have we been impressed by Berehowsky’s…
An Honest Appreciation of “You’ve Got Mail”
I know the blogosphere is inundated today with remembrances and essays and photos and eulogies of Nora Ephron and there isn’t enough time to read them all, so just quickly, a few words on You’ve Got Mail — aka the film I’ve had to eat the most shit over liking ever. Since its first release in 1998, the…
Heads Up Orlando: “Safety Not Guaranteed” Opens Friday
Yes, nothing like getting word on Monday that a film is opening in Orlando on Friday, and then not screening it for local critics. Usually it’s the mark of a terrible film that the company is hoping to squeeze a few dimes out of before anyone realizes how awful it, but, damn, Safety Not Guaranteed…
New Orlando Concert Announcements [Less Than Jake, Die Antwoord, Edward Sharpe, Dr. Dog, and more]
July 3: Mud Flappers, Sundown Haze, Ambitious Foolz, Broke on Dyer (Social) July 5: Are Friends Electric, James Dreffen, Sum=One (Social) July 7: Quantum Theory (Social) July 10: Tyler Hilton, Dion Roy (Social) July 14: Sidereal, Ovibes, Naked Jane, Natalie Patterson (Social) July 17: Tremonti (Social) July 17: Gustavo Lima (Hard Rock Live) July 19:…






