Jul 8-14, 2015

Jul 8-14, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 29

Live Lewd Girls find a new home at Copper Rocket Pub

Women talking dirty! Throughout history, a suggestive whisper from a lady has been sufficient motivation for all sorts of undertakings, from mayhem to madness to heroic endeavors. The wise women of Live Lewd Girls understand the power they wield, and have chosen to use it for good – the self-defined “bunch of kinky do-gooders doing…

There was a fist fight in the Baldwin Park Publix last night

Yes, you read that headline correctly, there was a straight up brawl at the Baldwin Park Publix yesterday. Two men squaring off, blow for blow, in arguably one of the nicest neighborhoods in Orlando.  We reached out to the Orlando Police Department and we’re still waiting on details. Since it would be irresponsible to speculate…

This photo perfectly sums up summer in Florida

It’s that time of year again. One minute it’s calm, sunny and beautiful and the next minute Zeus decides to open a violent portal of watery destruction hellbent on crushing mankind with gale force winds and punishing rain designed to smite the god Hera. But yeah, we think this picture sums all of that up…

Tako Cheena will be opening a new location soon

The Mills 50 Asian/Mexican joint Tako Cheena will be opening a second location, right up the street. Literally.  Tako Cheena’s current location (932 N. Mills Ave.), will become “Tako Cheena Express,” which will be geared toward the late-night crowd and will feature a service window for takeout and pickup, according to Bungalower.  The site also claims that…

A Florida woman beat up her husband for not taking down his Confederate flag

Margaret “Peggy” Rae Carpenter was arrested Saturday afternoon, June 11th, after beating her husband because he wouldn’t remove his Confederate flag from the front lawn.  According to the Tampa Bay Times, when the Safety Harbor resident asked her husband, Larry, to take down the flag, he raised his arm to keep her away. Carpenter then struck…

City council adopts updated picket ordinance

Orlando City Commissioners adopted an updated version of the picket ordinance Monday afternoon that still has some residents and activists concerned. The ordinance, which passed 6-1 with Commissioner Patty Sheehan dissenting, says it is “unlawful for people to picket before or about the residence or dwelling of any person…This section shall not apply to a…

Michael Jackson’s Captain EO returns to Disney’s Future World

The Captain EO 3D movie in Disney’s Future World has returned for its second encore presentation. The famous Francis Ford Coppola-directed sci-fi movie starring Anjelica Huston and Michael Jackson first debuted in Disney parks in 1986. At Epcot, its original run lasted from 1986 until 1994 when it was replaced by Honey, I Shrunk the…

Saying goodbye to DIY venue the Space

This is old news by now for clued-in community members, but the DIY venue known as the Space (with the necessary addendum “located above Anthony’s Pizza”) officially ceased operating as a venue over Fourth of July weekend. Now’s a good time to delicately recall the vital service the venue played (while functioning in its ever-quirky…

Disease-riddled, Giant African land snails are invading from South Florida

It might be time to salt the earth.  Researchers are claiming Giant African land snails are spreading from South Florida and are carrying way more dangerous parasites then previously thought.  A recent U.S. Geological Survey published in Journal of Wildlife Diseases, says previous research on Giant African land snails grossly underestimated how many of them…

Thousands attend Ocala rally supporting Confederate flag, shots fired

On today’s news menu, fresh from the kitchen, we have a hot plate of Confederate flag reports with a slight dash of revisionism. Thousands of people attended a rally this weekend in Ocala to support flying the Confederate flag at Marion County’s government complex. The Ocala Star-Banner reported that “an estimated 2,000 vehicles, mostly motorcycles…

WikiLeaks: Orlando’s MBI desired spyware technology from hacked Italian company

Leaked emails show Orlando’s Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation negotiating for months with an Italian surveillance company for spyware software that hacks into technological devices. The software, developed by Hacking Team, “can monitor conversations and emails, and even turn phones and laptops into surveillance devices by remotely activating cameras and microphones,” according to the Florida Center…

7-Eleven is giving away free Slurpees Saturday, because it’s 7/11

It’s not a coincidence that 7-Eleven Day is this Saturday, July 11. Get it? So, to celebrate this huge calendar event, the junk food store chain will again, like every year, be giving away free Slurpees.  In the past, 7-Eleven used to give away 7.11 ounce Slurpees, but this they’re stepping up the serving size…

Transgender woman sues Starwood Hotels in discrimination suit

A transgender woman is filing a lawsuit against Starwood Hotels and Resorts Worldwide after she says an Orlando hotel discriminated her while she was an employee. Gina Versace, who is being represented by Morgan & Morgan, said Friday that she was fired from a Starwood hotel in 2013 in retaliation for her complaints, WFTV reports.…

Florida Supreme Court rejects gerrymandered congressional districts

The Florida Supreme Court canned the Republican-led Legislature’s precious congressional districts maps Thursday and ordered a redrawing of the map in the next 100 days. The court ruled 5-2 that the congressional maps were gerrymandered with an “unconstitutional intent to favor the Republican Party and incumbents,” according to Reuters. The court also said it distrusted…

Winter Garden firefighters save dog and bird from burning duplex

On July 1st, firefighters entered a burning duplex in Winter Garden and rescued a dog and a bird thanks to pet-specific breathing masks.  According to the West Orange Times & Observer, the firefighters were able to save the bird still in its cage and a white chihuahua, who was hiding underneath a couch. After trying to put…

Disney removes Confederate flag at Epcot

In even more Confederate flag news to saturate your day, Walt Disney World joined other companies who have distanced themselves from the flag and removed a version of it at Epcot Wednesday. Theme Park Insider reports that the happiest place on Earth got a bit happier after removing the flag from the entrance of The…

Video footage allegedly shows Orlando bike cops punching a man

A video is circulating that appears to show an Orlando police officer repeatedly and excessively punching a 19-year-old who is pinned to the ground. According OPD, the incident happened on July 5th, under a parking overhang at 47 W. Jefferson street in Orlando. The video shows the arresting officer, Michael Napolitano, aggressively detaining Kissimmee residents…

Audubon Park surrenders to the French for Bastille Day this Saturday

Some of the best oddball events that take place in this town happen in the Audubon Park Garden District, and the neighborhood’s annual Bastille Day celebration is probably our favorite. Marie Antoinette shows up to sign autographs, you can fence with baguettes at the French street celebration, and you can shop at an indoor French…

Local Puerto Rican groups hold town hall to discuss health care

After White House officials proposed a series of cuts to Puerto Rico’s underfunded health care system, Puerto Ricans living on the island and here were, needless to say, not happy. In response, the Association of Puerto Ricans Living in Florida (Asociación de Puertorriqueños Viviendo en Florida) along with other organizations are having a town hall…

Disney’s Hollywood Studios removes Bill Cosby statue

Everybody’s reporting on it today: Walt Disney World’s Hollywood Studios has removed the statue of Bill Cosby from its Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Hall of Fame Plaza.  The bronze bust was removed Tuesday night, according to the AP, presumably in response to the revelation that Cosby said in a 2005 deposition that he…

Watch this Gainesville Wendy’s get severely punished with lightning

This might be a cue for everyone to lay off the Frostys and old-fashioned square hamburger patties, at least for a while.  Last Sunday, July 5, Gainesville resident Hollin Hoffman was shooting a Snapchat of the rain when nature decided to flex its mighty power on this poor Wendy’s franchise.   Hollin wrote on his…

6 of Florida’s most notorious botched executions in modern history

Florida has had its share of botched executions since the death penalty was reinstated in 1976. Prisoners were executed by the state using the electric chair until 2000, when the Florida Legislature gave inmates the option of a lethal injection, which included the sedative pentobarbital, a paralyzing drug called vecuronium bromide and potassium chloride, the…

El Patron’s Tex-Mex ups the ante and borders on gourmet

Things got off to an odd start at El Patron. There were more than a few empty booths and tables inside the sizable tourist-sector restaurant, but the wait, we were told, was going to be 25 minutes. “The kitchen’s backed up and a couple of servers called in sick,” said the harried hostess, who, we…

Opening in Orlando: The Gallows, Minions and Self/Less

The Gallows And here’s the latest entry in the genre of Horror Flicks That Scare Audiences Silly As Long As They’re Being Observed Through Night-Vision Glasses. I mean, what better arbiter is there of a flick’s fear quotient than an ad that shows a bunch of teenagers leaping for the ceiling while bathed in a…

Picks This Week: O-Town Meltdown, Swimm, BJ Barham and more

Swimm The former Florida duo, who relocated to Los Angeles, returns with new music, including the chugging indie-psych nugget “Beverly Hells,” obviously inspired by their new surroundings. 8 p.m. Wednesday, July 8, at the Social, $10 Between the Buried and Me The crushing weight of the hype behind Between the Buried and Me’s seventh album,…

The Flick at Dr. Philips, David Lee, National Dance Day and more

Gen Y Productions concludes their run of The Flick July 12, and $15 student and industry rush tickets are on offer for the remaining performances. I had some issues with the pacing of Annie Baker’s Pulitzer Prize-winning script, but the acting and direction were so strong that I’m still thinking about the show weeks later.…

Celery City Craft is one of the many cool hole-in-the-wall bars in Sanford

Celery City Craft Address/phone/web: 114 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford, 407-915-5541; celerycitycraft.com After work or after hours? Both Beer/wine or liquor too? Beer/wine Check all that apply: ☐ fancy cocktails ☐ make ’em strong and keep ’em coming ☒ wine list (5 choices or more) ☒ craft beer ☐ beer: the usual suspects ☒ wide selection…

Miss Simone, goddam! – new Nina Simone doc is universally touching

Director Liz Garbus’ amazing glimpses of Nina Simone in her new Netflix documentary, What Happened, Miss Simone?, add up to a breathless and wheezing hard stare at one of the world’s most enigmatic talents. Garbus would’ve had to try to fail, of course, considering there’s enough emotion in just a GIF of Miss Simone that even…

The outsider art of the Coalition Ingénu expresses visions from deep within

Mount Dora’s quaint Victorian aura has not escaped the touch of modernity, as the city undergoes a full-blown streetscape renovation. As if the I-4 Ultimate Project were some kind of contagious disease, Mount Dora too is afflicted with torn-up sidewalks, barricades and detour signs run amok, bringing us a newer, smoother antique and gallery hideaway…

Free Will Astrology (7/8/15)

ARIES (March 21-April 1) How can you fulfill your potential as an Aries? What strategies will help you become the best Aries you can possibly be? Now is an excellent time to meditate on these riddles. One of my Aries readers, Mickki Langston, has some stellar tips to inspire you: 1) One of your greatest…

Gimme Shelter (7/8/15)

Need a workout buddy? Peter (Animal ID A323800) is an energetic 4-year-old boy who loves to run. He was recently found as a stray, and when he first came into the shelter he was very nervous. With time he has relaxed, and his friendly, loving personality now shines through. Peter gets along with other dogs…

Savage Love (7/8/15)

I entered into a civil union with another woman in Vermont in 2000. My ex and I were together until 2003, when we decided to go our separate ways. It is now 2015, and my new partner (who is male) and I are expecting a baby and talking about getting married. We live in Texas.…


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