Jul 27 – Aug 2, 2011

Jul 27 - Aug 2, 2011 / Vol. 27 / No. 30

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New song from Estate Sale Boat

Two Orlando music scene vets, Viernes’ Sean Moore and The Rules’ Carlos Desoto, have teamed up to create a beautiful new project called Estate Sale Boat. Their collaboration traverses many sonic landscapes and showcases their excellence in audio production, songwriting, and overall swag. You’ll check out their new track “Financial Children,” if you know what’s…

Alleged jury-tamperer Schmidter out of jail, plans to appeal sentence

Libertarian activist Mark Schmidter is out of jail and “scrounging” money for an appeal hearing after recently spending three days in jail. On July 26, Schmidter was found guilty of “indirect criminal contempt” by Judge Belvin Perry for violating two administrative orders passed by Perry this year. For violating the order which bars disseminating literature…

Larry Flynt offers Casey $$$ to take it all off

It’s hardly noon, and Casey Anthony has already been in the news twice today. First, she was ordered by an Orange County judge this morning to serve a year’s supervised probation in Orange County for charges related to check fraud. She’s supposed to check in with her probation officer within the next 72 hours. Later…

Selection Reminder: Selena Gomez & the Scene tonight in St. Augustine!

Sunday, July 31 – Selena Gomez & the Scene (Note: The following is not a joke.) When Miley Cyrus poked fun at her home planet, the Disney Channel, on Saturday Night Live in the sketch “Disney Channel School of Acting” – advice included “talk louder than anyone else in the scene” – she wasn’t lying. There’s…

Eyes Lips Eyes Tonight At Backbooth

Eyes Lips Eyes – Sunday, July 31 Pretty decent ultra-dancy semi-Strokesish LA band Eyes Lips Eyes is worth a listen. They blend elements of the Smiths with the Beatles and Interpol with the Strokes. Could definitely turn out to be a bad thing… but they do it with some chillery. There’s nothing too pushy about…

Prelude to default: Florida’s signatories of the “no new taxes” oath

The clock is ticking. In three days, the United States is expected to default on its debts—that is, unless Republicans and Democrats in Washington can agree on legislation to raise the country’s debt ceiling, currently set at $14.3 trillion. Some observers, like James Surowiecki of the New Yorker, find the ceiling an unnecessary regulation, its…

Sunday, uh… Friday Film News Roundup — July, uh, 29th, 2011

Sunday Film News Roundup? On Friday? “What is this fresh nonsense?”, you might be asking yourself. Well, some friends and I are going to be taking part in a 48 hour film festival this weekend, and I assume I will be in no fit mental shape to post this repository on Sunday morning as usual. So…

Selection Reminder: Vans Warped Tour today at the fairgrounds!

Friday, July 29 – Vans Warped Tour With the inevitable demise of Anti-Pop and the all-over-the-place lineup of this fall’s Orlando Calling, it appears as though Vans Warped Tour gets the award for most consistent national music fest in Orlando. This year’s summer-long self-proclaimed “punk rock summer camp” continues to appeal to the younger, eye-swept-bangs…

Winter Park’s blue-collar workers resoundingly vote no on unionization

The city of Winter Park today thwarted a unionization effort by some of its blue collar employees after an intense campaign in which the city spent over $10,000 on a “labor relations firm,” held four separate meetings warning workers of the perils of unionization, and wrote lengthy letters to workers detailing the futility of forming…

Selection Reminder: The Mud Flappers tonight at Taste!

Thursday, July 28 – The Mud Flappers At first, you think it can’t be real, the novelty of a Dust Bowl-era, banjo-led gypsy-folk outfit from Orlando is so overwhelming. “Sure,” you think, “the guys on the mandolin, upright bass and – what is that, a jaw harp? – could get work at Frontierland, but what’s the…

Selection Reminder: Tech N9ne tonight at Firestone Live!

Thursday, July 28 – Tech N9ne The Missouri-based rapper has been called everything from satanic to gay to misogynistic – that comes with the territory when you wear Freddy Krueger sweaters and horror makeup and make tracks about the kidnapping of a woman – but Tech N9ne may finally be allowed to simply be a great rapper now…

Happytown

Wherein we work ourselves up for the redistricting tour of awesomeness only to be summarily dressed down (naked! In prison!) by Polk Sheriff Grady Judd. Oh, the agony.

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) I love how the poet Rachel Loden describes her impressions of Daniel Borzutzky’s The Book of Interfering Bodies. She says that reading it is like “chancing upon a secret lake full of trembling lilies that projectile vomit both poems and petroleum.” I call this imaginary scene to your attention because I’m…

Dropped Calling

Fulfilling a promise more than seven months in the making, Festival Republic promoter Melvin Benn, who has been responsible for festivals at Reading and Leeds in England and Glastonbury in Scotland, stood next to a grinning Mayor Buddy Dyer at the Gibson Showroom on Thursday to announce the lineup for the first annual Orlando Calling…

Wave Goodbye to Tooth & The Enamels

After 8 years of fuckin’ shit up in our shitty city, Tooth & The Enamels has finally called it quits. Why? No one knows. The mystery behind their departure is about as vague as why they formed the band in the first place. Their vomit-laden shows complete with squirting dildos and puking contests have always…

Playwrights’ Round Table Summer Shorts 2011 at Orlando Shakes

For a building dedicated to a dramatist who’s been dead almost 400 years, the Lowndes Shakespeare Center (Orlando Shakes to it’s friends) plays host to a surprising number of brand new plays. Of course there’s Playfest!, the Harriet Lake-sponsored script-development festival that returning in early November. And it was recently announced that Satchmo at the…

Photo Gallery: “Red Chair Affair” Chairs at CityArts Factory

Once again, it’s time for the annual Red Chair Affair, the arts gala fundraiser held each August by the Red Chair Project, and the accompanying collection of creatively-decorated IKEA chairs donated for auction. This year’s shindig is on August 27th at the Bob Carr, and tickets are still available from $22 for General Admission up…


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