Jan 9-15, 2019

Jan 9-15, 2019 / Vol. 35 / No. 4
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UCF brings its own version of artificial intelligence to Orlando’s real-time mass surveillance efforts

Amazon’s facial recognition technology isn’t the only tool that Orlando is considering in its efforts to monitor the public using street cameras – the University of Central Florida has also developed a mass surveillance system for the city. UCF researchers have installed an artificial intelligence-powered software that can recognize facial characteristics and body movements to…

The incomparable Cher covers ABBA at the Amway

The news that the mighty Cher is hitting the road again, touring behind a new album of Abba covers, Here We Go Again, with NYC angular-disco vanguard Chic in tow is the equivalent of a dance-music Voltron connecting right in front of your eyes. Eschewing the retirement option that peers like Elton John and Paul…

20 free shows happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, Jan. 16 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday, Jan. 17 Leisure Chief 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm at Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave.,…

What happens when all stages on the 1000 block of Mills Ave. are lit up

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND Karborätor, Solar Flower and Red Rodeo (Grumpy’s) Bryan Raymond and She/Her/Hers (Uncle Lou’s) In both my first experience at Grumpy’s Underground Lounge last summer and my new venue recap at the end of the year, I noted the connective potential of the new spot as a next-door neighbor to colorful scene incubator…

Orlando International Airport sponsoring donation drive for government employees during partial shutdown

The Orlando International Airport Management Council is sponsoring a donation drive to assist employees of the Transportation Security Administration, Customs and Border Protection, and the Federal Aviation Administration during the partial government shutdown. According to a news release from Great Orlando Aviation Authority, both the airport community and general public are being asked to donate…

Orlando housing prices continue to go up, while overall sales drop

The Orlando Regional Realtor Association released its annual report for the 2018 housing market, showing the average prices of homes are continuing to increase while sales drop. The report shows that since 2017, the overall median price of Orlando homes has gone up to $232,500 from $220,000. Correlated to the price increases, sales have gone…

Florida could soon allow drivers to keep their licenses on cellphones

Florida could soon allow drivers to keep digital licenses on their cellphones and present them as identification. The South Florida Sun Sentinel reports Rep. James Grant, R-Tampa, is planning to file a bill authorizing people to keep their driver’s licenses or ID on smartphones. The measure would allow the electronic credential to be substituted for a…

Tonstartssbandht stops into Will’s Pub for a homecoming show this week

Get ready to rock with hometown heroes Andy and Edwin White, also known as the noise-rocking and riff-looping project Tonstartssbandht. After their last release in 2017, a quasi-ambient full-length titled Sorcerer, the two brothers have been touring in lieu of writing and producing. Though the album is a “heavenly course” above the tumultuous stress of…

Disney just made their timeshare program a lot less appealing

Disney’s timeshare division, Disney Vacation Club, has seen incredible growth since it first began in 1991. By the mid-2000s, the Disney timeshare division had become the highest-rated in the world, with one of the most robust resale markets ever seen in the industry. One of the most appealing aspects of DVC was that resale market,…

Crash Test Dummies announce Orlando show at the end of January

Nineties alt-rockers the Crash Test Dummies are starting the year with a round of North American tour dates, and Orlando will play host to them at the Plaza Live. Supporting them at this show will be local ’90s musical historians par excellence the Pauses, fresh off their 1998 tribute weekend at Will’s Pub. Crash Test Dummies…

Lawmaker wants to mandate Bible study classes in Florida public schools

A Jacksonville lawmaker wants to mandate Bible study classes in Florida public schools. Democratic state Rep. Kim Daniels, who has seriously called herself the “demon buster” and thanked God for slavery, filed HB 195 last week. The bill requires public school districts to offer elective courses related to “religion, Hebrew Scriptures and the Bible.” These courses…

DeSantis says changes to Florida’s medical marijuana program are coming ‘very soon’

With one of his chief advisers tweeting the hashtag “NoSmokeIsAJoke,” Gov. Ron DeSantis said Monday he will “very soon” announce changes in how the state is carrying out a constitutional amendment that broadly legalized medical marijuana. DeSantis, a Republican, said many voters believe the state has been “foot dragging” in implementing the amendment, largely bankrolled…

Florida pro teams among ESPN’s most miserable fan bases

“You win some, you lose some,” some guy once said. That is, unless you’re a Florida sports fan – which is why ESPN recently ranked several of the Sunshine State’s professional sports franchises among the nation’s most miserable based on five primary factors: championships, or the lack thereof; playoff berths, or, again, the lack thereof;…

Kona Poké opening new location in Lake Mary

The Orlando area has yet another poke contender. Rapidly growing fast-casual poke chain Kona Poké will open a new location in Lake Mary at the end of the month. Located at 242 Wheelhouse Lane, the new outpost will celebrate its official grand opening on Friday, Jan. 25. To ring in the special occasion, guests can score a…

The Who announce 2019 tour with stop in Central Florida

Don’t cry, don’t raise your eye; the Who just announced a pair of upcoming Florida tour dates. The legendary rock band will come to the Amalie Arena in Tampa on Sept. 22 on their Moving On! tour. The tour will also make a stop in Fort Lauderdale Sept. 20 at the BB&T Center. The band announced…

You now have a shot at seeing ‘Hamilton’ in Orlando for $10

The mega-hit Broadway show Hamilton is now offering extremely discounted tickets for all performances, even the ones that are sold out. Starting Sunday, Jan. 20, the Dr. Philips Center for the Performing Arts and Hamilton producer Jeffrey Seller will raffle off 40 tickets at $10 each for the Jan. 22 show. Each subsequent ticket lottery…

Universal closes one of its oldest restaurants, hopes for new synergy

Earlier this month Universal quietly and surprisingly shuttered its popular Beverly Hills Boulangerie, which was located just inside the main entrance to Universal Studios Florida. With its vast array of baked goods, cheesecake and coffee drinks, the bakery  was a must-visit for many guests. Sitting nearly untouched since opening with the park in 1990, the…

SeaWorld’s last remaining Shamu-themed ride just closed

After years of slowly updating the parks, SeaWorld has now confirmed that the final Shamu-themed ride, the Shamu Express at SeaWorld San Antonio, will be re-themed ahead of the 2019 season. The Shamu Express coasters in Orlando and San Antonio will be updated with new ride vehicles and renamed Super Grover’s Box Car Derby. In Orlando,…

Bloomberg awards Orlando $2.5 million to combat climate change

On Friday, billionaire philanthropist and former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg announced that Orlando is among the list of cities set to receive $2.5 million to help combat climate change. The City Beautiful is among 25 cities nationwide, from Albuquerque to Denver, San Antonio to Pittsburgh, to receive the grant, dubbed the American Cities…

Adobe Gila’s at Pointe Orlando will close for good next week

Adobe Gila’s, one of the original restaurants to open at Pointe Orlando, will close for good next week. The Tex-Mex chain made the announcement in a Facebook post, saying their last day open will be Sunday, Jan. 13, as they will officially close Monday, Jan. 14. An employee with Adobe Gila’s told Orlando Weekly the…

Helicopter blade decapitates Florida man at Brooksville airport

The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office has contacted the National Transportation Safety Board after a man was decapitated by a spinning helicopter blade. The incident was reported on Thursday at about 3:35 p.m. near the hangars at Brooksville-Tampa Bay Regional Airport, which is about 43 miles north of Tampa International Airport. According to a news release…

Groveland Four unanimously pardoned by Florida clemency board

Four African American men falsely accused in 1949 of raping a white woman in Lake County were unanimously pardoned Friday by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and the executive clemency board. “Justice was miscarried for the Groveland Four beginning with events set in motion in 1949,” DeSantis previously said about the case. “Though these men now…

So what if I have a rare strain of killer herpes

As a monkey, one of hundreds currently living in Silver Springs State Park, I’d like to ask you to please stop referring to me as “just another monkey with a rare strain of deadly herpes.” I’m a feral monkey, damn it.  More specifically, I’m a rhesus macaque. I’m not originally from here. I’m actually from…

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis excludes LGBTQ protections from anti-discrimination order

Hours after being sworn in on Tuesday, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed an anti-discrimination order for state employees that excluded protections for LGBTQ people. The Republican governor signed the “Reaffirming Commitment to Diversity in Government” order, which pledges that his administration will prohibit discrimination in employment based on “age, sex, race, color, religion, national origin,…

Ron DeSantis signs executive order calling for $2.5 billion for Everglades restoration, toxic algae task force

On Thursday, Gov. Ron DeSantis announced an executive order calling for $2.5 billion over the next four years to go toward Everglades restoration – a $1 billion increase – and the establishment of a blue-green algae task force. The order, dubbed “Achieving More Now for Florida’s Environment,” promises participation in the Florida Wildlife Commission’s Harmful…

New Mills 50 bar, Conrad’s Shanty, moving into former BART location

A new drinkin’ shanty is coming to Mills 50. Local commercial realtor Colin Morrison and the squad behind the Gnarly Barley, GB’s Bottle Shop and Big Time Street Food are opening a new watering hole in the former BART location in the Mills 50 neighborhood. Located at 1205 N. Mills Ave., Conrad’s Shanty aims to…

Universal Orlando offers 3-day ticket deal for Florida residents

A week after Disney announced a similar deal, Universal will also offer a three-day ticket discounted ticket package for Florida residents. The three-day ticket package starts at $159, is good for one park per day (either Universal Studios Florida or Universal’s Island of Adventure), can be used on non-consecutive days and has no blackout dates.…

14 free concerts happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, Jan. 9 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday, Jan. 10 Leisure Chief 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm at Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave.,…

Pokéworks is now open in Oviedo

Popular build-your-own poke bowl chain, Pokéworks, is now open in Oviedo. The new outpost is located at 25 W. Mitchell Hammock Road. If you’re unfamiliar with the fast-growing chain, the restaurant promotes sustainability and natural ingredients, and offers an array of bowls, burritos and salads. Pokéworks’ newest chef, Sheldon Simeon, comes from Bravo’s Top Chef and also…

Ron DeSantis names Barbara Lagoa to the Florida Supreme Court

Gov. Ron DeSantis on Wednesday appointed appellate Judge Barbara Lagoa to the Florida Supreme Court as he began replacing three longtime justices who were required to retire Tuesday. Then-Gov. Jeb Bush named Lagoa to the Miami-based 3rd District Court of  Appeal in 2006, and she has recently served as the court’s chief judge.  As DeSantis…

Local designer Sleds gets a solo show at the Hammered Lamb

One thing Orlando is rich in is professional creatives – someone’s gotta create and market all of our touristy goodness, after all. The upside of that is we locals get to enjoy the fruit of their off-the-clock efforts, i.e., the murals, prints and paintings that are labors of love. Schiani Ledo is one such local…

Opening in Orlando: The Upside, Replicas and more

Opening this week: A Dog’s Way Home Ever since he had to evade the Goat Killer in American Graffiti, Charles Martin Smith has been on the side of the animals. These days, his career seems to consist mostly of directing pictures (like the two Dolphin Tale flicks) that appeal to people whose moviegoing strategy entails…

Savage Love: ‘Men and Women’

I’m a 40-year-old guy with a 30-year-old girlfriend. We’ve been together a year, and I can see a future with her. But there are problems. This girl comes after two minutes of stimulation, be it manual, oral or penile. As someone who takes pride in my foreplay/pussy-eating abilities, this is a bummer. She gets wet…

Gimme Shelter: Say hello to Nicholas!

Are you looking for a new pal? Say hello to Nicholas! Nicholas (A418428) was brought here in November after his previous owner moved and left him behind. He was brought in with two other cats, and after they were both adopted, Nicholas became depressed and went to foster care to receive some much-needed TLC. His…

The best concerts coming to Orlando this week

Ellisa Sun San Francisco-based singer/guitarist creates soulful, jazz-pop numbers; this is her debut national tour. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 9, at Iron Cow, $10 Molly Gene One Whoaman Band Delta thrasher Molly Gene brings her dirty blues-folk assault to Indies, along with Freight Train Rabbit Killer. 10 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 10, at Lil Indies, free…


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