Jan 15-21, 2014

Jan 15-21, 2014 / Vol. 30 / No. 3

A SXSW Primer + Any Orlando bands headed to SXSW?

I’m excited to announce that Orlando Weekly will be going to South By Southwest this year to see what bands there are to be discovered, and equally as cool, to see how Orlando bands make their mark with official or unofficial showcases. SXSW takes place March 7-16, 2014, and I’ve already noted that Orlando Street Smart…

The Caboose doubles in size, erects a stage

I ended up at the Caboose on Sunday, and it had been a while since I’d last visited the Ivanhoe dive, so it came as a complete surprise when I walked in and found it twice as big as I’d left it. It seems the Caboose expanded recently into the space next door, which meant…

Token ’bout a revolution: SNL practices affirmative inaction

Last night, a major milestone of diversity was reached: a black woman got to do next to nothing on Saturday Night Live. This was the first week for performer Sasheer Zamata, who had been hired recently in response to a chorus of complaints over the persistent absence of African-American females from the show’s cast. In…

THE GIST: Links we love, Jan. 19

Things we read and loved this week. Driver, roll up the partition please: Erstwhile Orlando performance artist Brian Feldman is back, and has announced a 10th-anniversary performance of The Feldman Dynamic, his signature piece. We wrote an article in 2011 comparing Feldman to Marina Abramovic. Here is a video of Abramovic explaining how to drink…

“Scandal Plagued”: DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz greets Chris Christie’s country club visit with Gov. Rick Scott (Video)

HAPPY CRAZY POLITICAL BULLSEYE MORNING, ORLANDO! As you’re probably aware, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie rode the jet stream down to Florida for the weekend in order to pretend everything is just fine, so please give blood money to the Republican Governors Association, OK? The absurdity of this particular political charade has been lost on…

First look at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Diagon Alley without scaffolding

Universal Studios Florida has unveiled Harry Potter’s Diagon Alley without scaffolding. Barely two years ago, Universal Studios Florida shuttered their beloved Jaws ride, and today fans got their first unobstructed view of the mega-attraction that replaces Amity village. Overnight, Universal Orlando unveiled the London Waterfront, giving us a good look at the facade that conceals…

Local actress makes a dress out of Orlando Weekly issues

Photo: Adam Arnali, for Zero Dark Cinema. Local actress Lindsi Jeter had an idea – she wanted to do an “anything but clothing” photoshoot, in which she would wear something gritty, grungy and inexpensive to make. She says she wanted to use something that anyone could find around the house. So she used old issues…

Five for Friday: Your cat is judging you

Looking for something to kill time until the the clock hits 5 p.m.? Here’s a collection of links that should help: via 1. For the first time since 1998, there is a new game for the SNES. Yes, you read that correctly, the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. via 2. A creepy slideshow of 8 abandoned amusement parks.…

Set your DVRs: Local band Roadkill Ghost Choir plays Letterman Jan. 17

Hm, that headline sort of says it all, dudn’t it? So do it. This immensely talented indie folk-rock band from little DeLand is on its way up in a big, big way. And – in the probably several hundred times I whistled, stomped, and pointed their way since being first music journalist I know of to document them…

YOUR DAILY WEEKLY READER: Snaking! Shifting! Speeding! More!

via ammoland.com IF IT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE, HISSES LIKE A SNAKE AND SLITHERS LIKE A SNAKE, IT’S PROBABLY A REPUBLICAN-DRAWN DISTRICT: “William Everett Warinner and James C. Miller, Sr., both registered voters in Brown’s district, claim that the ‘serpentine route’ of the meandering district violates their constitutional rights to equal protection because it packs…

18-year-old who passed the bar in England is from Windermere

Photo via Daily Mail Gabrielle Turnquest, an 18-year-old whose hometown is Windermere, became the youngest barrister in England and Wales last month when she passed the Bar Professional Training Course. According to the Daily Mail, she’s now the youngest person to become a barrister in more than 600 years. What’s she going to do with…

Oblivion Taproom: Revenge of the burgers

A badass tap room with equally badass food. Tonight, Oblivion Taproom reveals what all its hungry (and thirsty) fans have been eagerly awaiting: their new menu. They’ve already teased us about what’s to come with a picture on Facebook of their house-smoked bacon. My mouth is already watering. I’ve been an Oblivion fan since before…

I ate cactus and I liked it

The Organic Growers held their monthly meetup last night at Leu Gardens and the topic was about “Eating Cactus”. Led by the adorable and super talented Kattya Graham and Katya Galbis (they have the same initials, are both from Mexico, and both named their daughters Isabella… #starcrossedfriendship), the room full of eager plant enthusiasts was…

Coming soon, 2014 movies we can’t wait to see — part II

The first part of this post was relatively easy. They are all films that will with 100 percent certainty be released at some point this year. Now comes the tricky and fun part: foreign films, films that may not make it past limited release or out of the festival circuit, or may not be ready…

‘White: The Melody of the Curse’ makes Korean pop (more) terrifying

The great K-pop massacre “You know what I’m sure we all can’t get enough of? The South Korean pop scene” … said the creepy, hairy man in the back of his van while he juggled organizing his candy collection and reading bad anime fan-fiction. Wait, there’s good anime fan-fiction? I digress. I’ve been wanting to…

YOUR DAILY WEEKLY READER: on race, rape and beer.

via national geographic LEGISLATIVE BLACK CAUCUS DECIDES IT’S BASICALLY FRUITLESS TO MEET WITH GOV. RICK SCOTT, ESPECIALLY AROUND MLK DAY. LEGISLATIVE BLACK CAUCUS IS CORRECT: “‘We believe you can and should do more (to) reflect the racial and ethnic diversity of Florida,” the caucus chairman, Rep. Alan Williams, D-Tallahassee, said in a letter hand-delivered to…

Theatre Review: Norbert Leo Butz Memory & Mayhem: Unplugged at The Abbey

“I like to talk, sorry. We're going to be here all night,” laughed Broadway star Norbert Leo Butz during another riotously rambling between-song story. Juduging by the approving laughter from The Abbey's audience at Wednesday's Orlando debut of Memory & Mayhem: Unplugged, that would have been just fine with them. As it was, Butz delivered…

Universal Orlando 2014 Mardi Gras concert lineup released

The Wanted is the final announced act in the Universal Orlando 2014 Mardi Gras concert lineup. While certain Orlando theme parks keep losing musical acts, earlier today Universal Orlando released an unusually strong list of artists for their 2014 Mardi Gras concert lineup. This year’s event opens on February 8 with a performance by Daughtry,…

10 things I learned from running the Walt Disney World Marathon

This past weekend, I participated in the Walt Disney World Marathon Weekend. I completed the full marathon, achieving all three goals I set for myself: 1) Finish the race; 2) Don’t die; and 3) Don’t get injured. Bonus: I also finished 7,551st out of 9,697 women, which means I wasn’t last. What can I say?…

Get torqued … on caffeine, that is … with ‘Workaholics’ K-cups

Are you a member of K-Cup nation? Some take issue with the amount of waste the single-serve coffee pods leave behind, or their general lack of coffee quality, but there’s no arguing they’re damn convenient — especially in an office setting where no one wants to clean out the damn pot. Still, considering Blake, Ders and Adam’s commitment…

Win An Orlando Magic VIP Package!

Indochino, the leader in custom online menswear, is coming to Florida for the first time and partnering with the Orlando Magic in creating this season’s premier fashion event, the Indochino Traveling Tailor. The Traveling Tailor will be in Orlando for one week to provide men a VIP experience while suiting up with custom menswear from January…

Win An Orlando Magic VIP Package!

Indochino, the leader in custom online menswear, is coming to Florida for the first time and partnering with the Orlando Magic in creating this season’s premier fashion event, the Indochino Traveling Tailor. The Traveling Tailor will be in Orlando for one week to provide men a VIP experience while suiting up with custom menswear from January…

Coming soon, 2014 movies we can’t wait to see

The Grand Budapest Hotel – Wes Anderson (March 7) Though Anderson’s 8th feature looks to be a bit more frivolous and candy coated than he’s ever been before, the trailer is hilarious and wondrous and filled with basically everyone who has ever been in a Wes Anderson film previously. Nymphomaniac – Lars von Trier (Part…

YOUR DAILY WEEKLY READER: the art of avoidance and the business of making things up. GOVERNMENT CHEESE!

via Jewish Journal INAPPROPRIATE APPROPRIATIONS, OR HOW CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS HOLD PHANTOM GRUDGES: “The massive new appropriations bill unveiled Monday night includes four provisions that block funding to the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, an anti-poverty activist group better known as ACORN. The bicameral, bipartisan appropriations bill is the product of last year’s budget…

Savage Love

My friend is in her late 20s and married, and she has two little kids. Her husband had a rough childhood and has some issues. Since their most recent child was conceived, they have not had sex. He says he believes there is a difference between a lover and a mother, and he refuses to…

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Whose enemy are you? Are you anyone’s adversary or obstructionist or least favorite person? Answer honestly, please. Don’t be in denial. Next question: Do you derive anything useful from playing this oppositional role? If your answer is yes, that’s fine. I won’t try to talk you out of it. Continue to…

Food Network show ‘Eat St.’ filming at Orlando Weekly!

Local food blog Eat More of It caught this picture of me being filmed by Eat St. in 2011. Visit their blog to learn even more about this year’s Eat St. filming in Orlando! (photo by Josh Murdock) Eat St., the Cooking Channel/Food Network show all about food trucks, is back in Orlando. They’ve been…


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