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Organized resistance: An action guide for the next four years

Since Jan. 20, the days in our fresh new hellscape start promptly around dawn, sometimes earlier if President Donald Trump decides he wants to tweet “FAKE NEWS” at the New York Times at 3 a.m. instead of 9 a.m. Throughout lunch, the endless onslaught continues with arguments over misleading misspeaks (also known as falsehoods), attacks…

Local punks Crit release new EP and music video

Local punks Crit have premiered their new Permanent Vacation EP and music video for standout track “First Edition” through the online arm of New Noise Magazine and included a really complimentary writeup on the band that quotes our own Bao Le-Huu. Big time! (We’re not even mad that the mag misspelled his name.) Overthought by…

WWE NXT bodyslams the fourth wall at CFE Arena this week

We love a good slam poetry jam or modern dance performance as much as the next gal, but sometimes we want more flavor on our cultural palate, and NXT never fails to deliver. As the minor league branch of the WWE universe, NXT is where independent wrestlers hoping to be signed and make their way…

DJ Paul Oakenfold announces Orlando show

Veteran U.K. DJ Paul Oakenfold has just announced the first leg of his “Generations” world tour set for this spring and there is an Orlando date pencilled in. Oakenfold, intending the tour as a look back at three decades worth of DJing, is stripping his setup down to a classic setup of two turntables and…

Rockabilliy duo the Kolars play Will’s Pub tonight

Noir-rockabilly duo the Kolars are the new project from Rob Kolar (guitar/vocals) and Lauren Brown (percussion) from He’s My Brother, She’s My Sister and they’re going in a much different, seedier direction. Less is more. The Kolars play Will’s Pub tonight at 7 p.m. in the company of Solaseria. Cover is $6-$8. Early show to make way…

Topgolf Crush coming to Camping World Stadium this spring

Want the thrill of that golf swing without the monotony of an 18-hole game? Well, you might be able to get a taste of this new tee time in Orlando this spring. Topgolf Crush, an interactive golf course event, is coming to Camping World Stadium March 10-12. Guests will be able to take their swings…

Here are all the town halls happening in Central Florida this week

Protesters have taken to the streets in the last few weeks, raising their voices in rallies and marches across the country. But, in offices up on Capital Hill, those voices might not be reaching the ears of legislators. This week though, some members of Congress are returning to their Florida offices, providing the perfect chance…

Savage UCF student grades ex-girlfriend’s apology letter

One University of Central Florida student decided to go old school, literally, to get back at his ex-girlfriend. Nick Lutz received an apology letter from his ex-girlfriend, and decided to pick up a red pen and grade her sad words. Lutz, whose Facebook page says he’s a Business Marketing major and now single, slashed through…

Rapper J. Cole is coming to Orlando this fall

He’s performed all over the country, but now J. Cole will be taking the City Beautiful to Dreamville in a show for Orlando’s “eyez” only. The hip-hop star is bringing his “4 Your Eyez Only Tour” to Orlando this fall. The concert will be Wednesday, Aug. 16, at the Amway Center. The show starts at…

The White House doesn’t want to admit how much Donald Trump golfs in Florida

In a weekend filled with making up nonexistent terrorist attacks in Sweden and launching a presidential campaign just three weeks into his presidency, Donald Trump, a man who consistently criticized Barack Obama for anything that resembled a vacation, somehow squeezed in 18 holes of golf with professional Rory McIlroy in Palm Beach, Florida. According to…

Blues guitarist Joe Bonamassa to play the Dr. Phillips Center tonight

Blues-rock true believer and guitarist Joe Bonamassa hits town tonight. We’re hoping he airs some tracks from his recent collaboration with Mahalia Barnes on the Betty Davis tribute album Ooh Yea! Joe Bonamassa plays the Dr. Phillips Center’s Walt Disney Theatre at 8 p.m. tonight. Tickets are still available for $69-$149. Related Stories

FWC: Annual Florida manatee count breaks record for the third time

The future is looking up for Florida’s manatee population. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission reported Monday a preliminary count of 6,620 manatees in Florida waters. The past three years have held a steady increase in the manatee population, with at least 6,000 counted per year. In 2016, manatees were officially taken off the…

A half-eaten shark washed up on New Smyrna Beach last weekend

A big ol’ half-eaten shark washed up ashore at New Smyrna Beach last Saturday, a sobering reminder that not only is there always a bigger fish, but that the ocean is metal as hell. According to WKMG, the shark was either a blacktip or a spinner – apparently it was little too chewed-on to tell.…

New project spotlights local artists on SunRail cars

In the next month, SunRail will become a moving art installation. The project, deemed, “Art Is Moving,” is the brainchild of Nicki Drumb, a local artist who received a grant from The Awesome Foundation, which donates $1,000 each month to an idea the group finds to be “awesome.” Pieces by local artists will be framed…

You can now retire to Margaritaville, also known as Volusia County

The Margaritaville Resort Orlando is readying for its grand opening later this year, but if relaxing in the shadows of tourist traps and overpriced gift shops isn’t your idea of a vacation, there’s another local place to enjoy your cheeseburger in paradise. Minto Communities has announced a new partnership with Florida-based Margaritaville Holdings for several housing…

Band of the Week: The Belltowers

Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s “Band of the Week.” Every week, we highlight one of our favorite local bands. This week, we’re pleased to bring you the Belltowers. The Belltowers are playing Will’s Pub on Saturday ,Feb. 25, the second night of Field Trip South. Just the facts:Who’s in the band?Eddie Foeller- Guitar/Harp Marshall Huggins- Bass/Vocals/Keyboards Bill…

UCF and NASA team up to figure out how to build human habitats on Mars

Humans have been plotting the route to Mars for some time now and it seems more navigable every day that passes, but where are the brave souls who make this inevitable journey planning to live? With the awarding of a grant from NASA, professor Sudipta Seal, the interim chair of UCF’s Material Science and Engineering…

Orlando City unveils new business casual home uniforms

While the new Orlando City uniforms might look similar to jerseys past, one thing sets this new attire apart: It’s business casual. Orlando City unveiled its new home jerseys for the 2017 season, revealing the new shirts are collared — every dad’s favorite go-to on casual Fridays.  The shirts also differ from past uniforms with…

Nesting hawks are attacking golfers at this Orlando club

This is not the type of birdie you want on a golf course. On Tuesday afternoon, the Orange Tree Golf Club in Orlando posted on its Facebook page that aggressive hawks are currently nesting on the course, and most importantly they more than likely will attack you. The club posted signs around the nest area…

Local band Gary Lazer Eyes premiere new music video

Local quartet Gary Lazer Eyes has just premiered a brand new music video for the track “Galapagos” The short clip was directed by Steve Radley and features local burlesque performer Ivy Les Vixens. The video is a solid visual entry point into the band’s light-drenched, buoyant indie-beach grooves. Watch the “Galapagos” video below. Related Stories

Following Disney’s lead, Universal raises ticket prices

Because Universal seems to think anything Disney does, it can do better, the theme park followed the House of Mouse’s lead and raised its ticket prices. Universal’s one-day single-park tickets have jumped $5, and are now $110. Park hopper tickets, allowing guests to travel between Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure, increased $10 to $165.…

Watch this Florida heron eat a damn alligator

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission released a video this afternoon of a great blue heron polishing off a small alligator. The FWC posted the video to their Facebook page this afternoon. According to the FWC, the video was shot by photographer Scott Martin in the Viera Wetlands near Melbourne, Florida. From the FWC post:…

Posthumous single from Christina Grimmie to be released today

The family of Christina Grimmie, the Voice contestant and pop singer who was tragically shot to death at the Plaza Live last summer, is having a single of her work released tomorrow as a posthumous tribute. The single, “Invisible,” will be released by Republic Records/Universal Music Group, also home to the Weeknd and Lorde. The single…

TMD’s Combination 5 dance night is this Friday at Spacebar

The fifth installment of TMD’s Combination series expands outward their already impressive curatorial chops; selecting DJs, electronic acts and artists to create a carefully constructed and immersive visual/sonic environment, instead of just another leaden night at the club, any club. Two out-of-towners are paired with two locals and a visual artist sets a complementary mood.…

Death penalty fix on fast track in Florida Legislature

A proposal that would require unanimous jury recommendations for death sentences to be imposed sailed through its first House vetting Wednesday, receiving unanimous approval from the House Criminal Justice Subcommittee. The legislation (HB 527), and a similar Senate measure (SB 280), is the latest attempt to get the state’s death penalty —- on hold for…

Florida woman receives gift card after being locked inside a CVS

A local woman scored a $100 gift card after being inadvertently locked inside of a Florida CVS, arguably everyone’s worst nightmare realized. On Monday at around 9 p.m., Christian Hathaway noticed the metal security doors going down at a CVS in St. Cloud, Florida. “I dropped all my stuff at the counter and ran running towards…

DJ Craze and others set to pay tribute to Big Makk at Backbooth

We don’t need to rehash how bad 2016 was for musician deaths, but it’s important to recognize that the bizarre wave of death that swept the globe touched down locally too. Big Makk (neé Samisoni Koroitamudu), known for curating the tropical booty-thumping Shake N Bass night at Backbooth, died in a car crash in August.…

The Bakery Bar gets sweet and boozy at its official grand opening

The upstairs space in the alley between Church and Pine streets has struggled in recent years, with Rok Room going through two incarnations separated by a long period of inactivity. But the Bakery Bar, already in soft opening, looks to reverse that trend with craft cocktails sculpted around the flavors of classic desserts. If sweet’s…

33 free concerts happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, Feb. 15 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints Of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm at the Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave. Thursday, Feb. 16 Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm at Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park The Mellow Relics…

Donald Trump visits Melbourne this weekend on ‘Thank You Tour’

President Donald Trump is not currently feeling the love in Washington after a certain report from the New York Times, so he’s coming down to Melbourne on Saturday to get some campaign-style validation from Floridians. Trump is holding a “thank you” rally for his supporters Feb. 18 inside the AeroMod International hangar at Orlando Melbourne…

Icelandic band Kaleo is coming to Orlando

Folk-rock group Kaleo are kicking off their 2017 Handprint tour next week, and yes, they will be coming to Orlando. Kaleo will perform with band Roses & Revolutions at the House of Blues on March 5. Kaleo’s first self-titled album was recorded in 2013, with five singles topping the charts. Since then, the band has continued…

King Bao owners plan new restaurant on Colonial Drive

The owners of King Bao are opening up a new restaurant down the street called Colonial Lobster, a concept that will focus on every New Englander’s (and many Orlandoans’), favorite staple: the lobster roll. The Mills 50 lunch spot announced on its Instagram Wednesday that the new concept will center on lobster rolls, seafood and craft…

City of Orlando wants your help to create a new flag

Do you know what Orlando’s flag looks like? Did you even know we had a flag? The City of Orlando wants the community’s help in giving a new look to a pretty dated flag, so it’s launching a public design competition to create a new flag together. From Feb. 15 through March 22, you can…

Selections: Our picks of the week’s best events, Feb.15-21

Wednesday, 15 Richard Thompson MUSIC Whereas the words “solo acoustic show” and “Rolling Stone’s Top 20 Guitarists of All Time” would normally fill us with varying degrees of cold dread, Richard Thompson is one of the few so-called “guitar heroes” you can actually enjoy. Despite the heavy baggage of pyrotechnics and puffy shirts that immediately…

Concert Picks This Week: Contour, Joe Bonamassa, the Digs and more

Orlando Language Exchange Local DIY enthusiasts are putting on this event for bilingual, trilingual, etc. folks to meet up with fellow language enthusiasts, share information and practice speaking face to face. 7 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 15, at the Sandwich Bar, free Richard Sherfey and All God’s Children Seriously gritty, blue-collar rock from Sherfey and friends;…

ICYMI: The ‘sanctuary community’ debate comes to Orlando, a judge sides with Orlando bakery owners who refused to put gay-hating message on cake, and more

Advocates ask City of Orlando, Orange County to protect immigrant communities: In response to President Donald Trump’s recent executive order that cracks down on so-called “sanctuary” communities by taking away federal funding, advocates are asking local government officials to protect Central Florida’s immigrant community. “Sanctuary” cities, counties and campuses don’t detain undocumented immigrants for federal…

Remembering the Orlando 49: Eric Ivan Ortiz Rivera

Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Eric Ivan Ortiz Rivera Eric Ivan Ortiz Rivera was days away from celebrating his first wedding anniversary with his beloved husband, Ivan Domínguez. They married on June 26 –…

Vote with your feet: Tips for attending and organizing protests

1. Prepare to protest safely Whether organizing or attending a protest, don’t do it by yourself. If possible, bring a buddy or accompany friends. Wear comfortable shoes and clothes, and avoid bringing a bag of any kind. Keep your ID and $20 cash in your pockets, along with a handkerchief or paper towel. Bring any…

Is your smartphone ready for resistance?

The tech world responded to the election and the actions of the Trump administration with an explosion of helpful apps and websites. Find the ones that work best for you, but also remember, if you are participating in direct action, to lock down your own personal web presence and devices. Let your phone help you…

New downtown game lounge Joysticks goes heavy on ambience and nostalgia

Joysticks Arcade Lounge and Retro Bar 69 E. Pine St., second floor; 407-613-5007; joysticksorlando.com Essay question: Ambience, ambience, ambience! Joysticks spares no detail when it comes to re-creating the neon frenzy of the 1980s. Homages to Jaws, The Goonies and other nostalgia-heavy flicks abound, and there are more than enough arcade and console video games…

Opening this week: Fist Fight, The Great Wall and more

OPENING THIS WEEK: Fist Fight It isn’t easy being a teacher in the Betsy DeVos era. You get a good but expensive degree from an education college to prepare you for doing important work you love. You land a gig at an institution that’s woefully underfunded, unsafe and at risk. The students don’t respect you,…

Savage Love (2/15/17)

I’ve been reading your advice column in ‘The Coast’ in Halifax for a while, and it seems that most solutions to relationship problems revolve around sex. Everyone wants it or needs it, we should fuck before dinner, we can spice up our sex life in this certain way to be happy. What about someone who…

Gimme Shelter (2/15/17)

 Are you looking for a new furry friend? Meet Lady! Lady (A370060) is a 14-year-old dog who was surrendered because her owner could no longer keep her. Lady is a little shy, but she’s a sweet senior girl. Her previous owner said that she is car-trained, leash-trained and housebroken. She knows basic commands, and gets…


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