Feb 13-19, 2013

Feb 13-19, 2013 / Vol. 29 / No. 7

Like Mike? … maybe more like Nate Robinson

Image from the New York Times It’s not every day that a private high school varsity team drafts an 11-year-old middle schooler, but 4-foot-5-inch Julian Newman is so determined to excel at basketball that he has become not only a viable teammate for the Downey Christian School varsity basketball team but an esteemed team leader.…

OW Oscarama — Argo-eff-yourself: Best Supporting Actor

Unlike the Best Supporting Actress category, Best Supporting Actor is slightly a lifetime achievement category this year. All of the actors aside from Christoph Waltz has been around forever, and all of them have previously won an Oscar. That makes it hard to handicap though. I’m going to break it down differently than Best Supporting…

90 Proof Productions says farewell with Fuck the Facts and others at Backbooth

Maruta (photo by Janette Valentine) Tuesday, Feb. 19 – 90 Proof Productions Farewell Show with Fuck the Facts, Maruta, Shitstorm, Rapturous Grief, Abuse 9 p.m. Backbooth 37 W. Pine St. 407-999-2570 backbooth.com $8 Good concert organizers aren’t just a gift; they’re the very lifeblood of every music scene worth anything. Taking over the dark throne…

Sunday Film News Roundup — February 17th, 2013

We’re only a week away from the big night now: the 85th annual Academy Awards airs next Sunday night, and I still think Lincoln will have a huge night, or at least a bigger night than the heavy-favorite, Argo. I watched it for a second time this week, and Argo is a really good movie,…

N3rd Night’s 1 Year Smash tonight at Bikkuri

Saturday, Feb. 16 – N3rd Night’s 1 Year Smash 9 p.m. Bikkuri Lounge 1919 E. Colonial Drive 407-894-4494 facebook.com/nerdnite $5 If you’re a gamer, you most likely grew up spending Saturdays in your pajamas playing Super Mario Bros., Kirby and other Nintendo video games. Well, this week, nerds and game-lovers alike should be thrilled to…

*UPDATE* Uncle Lou’s PA benefit shows a total success

Uncle Lou’s is an ESSENTIAL incubator for the city’s music scene. In too many ways to articulate, it is the Orlando underground at its rawest, weirdest, and most vital. That’s why attending at least one of tonight’s TWO benefit shows to help fund a new PA for the Mills Avenue treasure is culturally imperative for…

Taboo Heart Breaker’s Masquerade & Fetish Ball at Firestone Live

Saturday, Feb. 16 – Taboo Heart Breaker’s Masquerade & Fetish Ball 9 p.m. Firestone Live 578 N. Orange Ave. 407-872-0066 taboomasquerade.com $15-$20 No, Halloween hasn’t come early – what you’ll see at Firestone Live this weekend are fetishists gathering for NightSide Productions’ Heart Breaker’s Ball. It’s their first time in Orlando (after throwing these kinds…

“I’m a dog and I like socks”

Tempe, Ariz. “humorcore” band Psychostick is coming to play Bombshell’s Tavern on March 21. No word on whether they’ll be bringing the huskies to accompany them on this track. But we’re guessing probably not.

Orlando Shakes hosts Sense and Sensibility dance party

photo by Tony Firriolo Saturday, Feb. 16 – Shall We Dance: A Sense and Sensibility Dance Party 6:30-7:30 p.m. Lowndes Shakespeare Center 812 E. Rollins St. 407-447-1700 orlandoshakes.org $15 “The pleasantness of an employment does not always evince its propriety,” says the very sensible Elinor in Chapter 13 of Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility. Of…

A local love story for your silly-sentimental day

Elvis Presley was the undisputed number one pop star in the entire world between the years of 1956 and 1960, right about when Jack Lewis, the interview subject for next week’s cover story, was 16. An impressionable age, sure, but from what the history books tell us, it was impossible not to be affected by…

New York avant-garde folk band Ida play intimate venue in Tampa

Sunday, Feb. 17 – An Evening With Ida 7:30 p.m. Watermark Church 6608 N. Central Ave., Tampa 813-237-1707 watermarktampa.com $15 Every now and again, there’s an event special enough to make the grass look a little greener over in Tampa, and this week offers a perfect example: The good people of New Granada have imported…

National juried art event Nude Nite returns to downtown Orlando

Thursday-Saturday, Feb. 14-16 – Nude Nite 6 p.m.-midnight 639 W. Church St. nudenite.com $20-$25 Oh, quit your giggling. For centuries, artists have centered their finest works on the sensual, natural beauty of the naked human form. And while yes, you can expect to see a barrage of tasseled ta-tas and stone-hard-etched pieces, the not-so-private parts…

Savage Love

I’m a 37-year-old single father with a 14-year-old son. Overall he’s a good kid. Our relationship isn’t perfect – I work a lot and he’s a teenager, but no major issues. Over the past year, however, I have become increasingly convinced that he is gay. I’ve found gay porn on his laptop (yes, I snoop;…

Tip Jar

This week: Downtown Food and Wine Fest, Organic Growers Collective, Winter Park openings, chocolate baklava and lots more

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Afrikaner author Laurens van der Post told a story about a conversation between psychologist Carl Jung and Ochwiay Biano, a Pueblo Indian chief. Jung asked Biano to offer his views about white people. "White people must be crazy because they think with their heads," said the chief, "and it is well-known…

The biggest losers: Weighing Christie’s America

“I love fat guys. They make me laugh. Until they die young. And then I’m sad.” – Brian Doyle-Murray, Raising Hope, 2/5/13 Like many Americans, my mother has spent a good part of her life being concerned about her weight. For a time, she worked as a lecturer for Weight Watchers. I would occasionally accompany her…

UCF’s KnightLYNX now offers rides to downtown Orlando

As a UCF student, there’s nothing more frustrating than getting ready for a night out on the town with my friends and driving to downtown Orlando, only to find zero parking – or parking that’s free. It could really put a damper on the entire night, and paying for parking really cuts into my college-student…

The World’s Worst Superhero in Florida

We read these headlines nearly every day. Now, there is an amalgamation of this jackass-hero’s feats – “Florida Man.” Buzzfeed lined up 10 reasons why “Florida Man” is the best Twitter Aggregator. We now have a crusader to call on…if absolutely no one else is available.                  …

On sale this week: Anthony Bourdain at Hard Rock Live!

On sale: Friday, Feb. 15 Guts & Glory: An Evening With Anthony Bourdain 8 p.m. Friday, April 26 Hard Rock Live 6050 Universal Blvd. 407-351-5483 hardrock.com $55-$150   Down the road: Lindsey Stirling, Feb. 20 at The Plaza Live Ponderosa, Feb. 21 at Will’s Pub Ziggy Marley, Feb. 21 at House of Blues That 1…


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