

Review – Box the Bunny
Artist: The Bunnybrains
Review – A John Waters Christmas
Artist: Various Artists
PALMING OFF THE PILOT
Movie: The Aviator
Review – Danny the Dog: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Artist: Massive Attack
SPLISH, SPLASH MISHMASH
Movie: Beyond the Sea
PALMING OFF THE PILOT
Movie: The Aviator
Movie: Flight of the Phoenix
Our Rating: 1.00 The best part of Flight of the Phoenix is the sandstorm that spectacularly sucks down a cargo plane somewhere over the Gobi dessert in Mongolia, maneuvering the powerful silver liner in and out of the shifting sands like a holy worm in Dune. That’s the first 20 minutes or so. After that,…
SPLISH, SPLASH MISHMASH
Movie: Beyond the Sea
DANGEROUS WATERS
Movie: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Movie: Flight of the Phoenix
Our Rating: 1.00 The best part of Flight of the Phoenix is the sandstorm that spectacularly sucks down a cargo plane somewhere over the Gobi dessert in Mongolia, maneuvering the powerful silver liner in and out of the shifting sands like a holy worm in Dune. That’s the first 20 minutes or so. After that,…
MUSIC OF THE SLIGHT
Movie: Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera
DANGEROUS WATERS
Movie: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
MUSIC OF THE SLIGHT
Movie: Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera
Review – A John Waters Christmas
Artist: Various Artists
Review – Danny the Dog: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Artist: Massive Attack
PALMING OFF THE PILOT
Movie: The Aviator
Review – Box the Bunny
Artist: The Bunnybrains
SPLISH, SPLASH MISHMASH
Movie: Beyond the Sea
PALMING OFF THE PILOT
Movie: The Aviator
Movie: Flight of the Phoenix
Our Rating: 1.00 The best part of Flight of the Phoenix is the sandstorm that spectacularly sucks down a cargo plane somewhere over the Gobi dessert in Mongolia, maneuvering the powerful silver liner in and out of the shifting sands like a holy worm in Dune. That’s the first 20 minutes or so. After that,…
SPLISH, SPLASH MISHMASH
Movie: Beyond the Sea
DANGEROUS WATERS
Movie: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
MUSIC OF THE SLIGHT
Movie: Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera
MUSIC OF THE SLIGHT
Movie: Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera
Review – A John Waters Christmas
Artist: Various Artists
Review – Danny the Dog: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Artist: Massive Attack
After moving to our new digs, we receive a message from God
Happytown™ groupies take note: This column, and the newspaper it carries on its broad shoulders, has a new home. So please direct your love, flowers, vitriol, acerbic wit, undergarments, donations, Christmas gifts and other sundries to: Happytown™, c/o Orlando Weekly, 100 W. Livingston St., Orlando, Fla., 32801. Phone number and Internet address remain the same.…
“The comfort of routine”
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld says he will now personally sign letters of condolence to families of troops killed in action, after acknowledging that signing machines had been used in the past. OfficialWire.com, Dec. 19, 2004 Dec. 23, 2004 Dear Bereaved Relative or Current Occupant: Allow me to personally express my deepest regret at the…
GIRLS JUST WANNA THROW BOMBS
M.I.A.Piracy Funds Terrorism, Vol. 1 (Hollertronix) GWEN STEFANILove.Angel.Music.Baby.(Interscope) It’s appropriate that, among the many ridiculously catchy breaks on Piracy Funds Terrorism, the most ridiculously catchy is the “Sanford and Son” sample that anchors “URAQT.” The hook compiled from a bare snippet of the show’s theme song is instantly effective and, like the rest…
“The comfort of routine”
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld says he will now personally sign letters of condolence to families of troops killed in action, after acknowledging that signing machines had been used in the past. OfficialWire.com, Dec. 19, 2004 Dec. 23, 2004 Dear Bereaved Relative or Current Occupant: Allow me to personally express my deepest regret at the…
Christmas, Kwanzaa, Stunt Show, Lipizzaner Stallions and more
Saturday 25 CHRISTMAS Look for us at Denny’s. In the corner. All day. Weeping and slightly drunk. Sunday 26 KWANZAA After Christmas excess has been kicked to the curb, the celebration sprung from African-American culture kicks in. Kwanzaa, seven days and nights reserved for family-oriented fêting and feasting, starts today and ends Jan.…
NAP FORD SCHOOL BY THE NUMBERS
From the outset, the Nap Ford Community School in Parramore has been something of a debacle. Pushed by Orlando city commissioner Daisy Lynum and former mayor Glenda Hood, Nap Ford was envisioned as a school specifically for a beleaguered, mostly black neighborhood, whose children had been bussed to outside schools since a desegregation order took…
MUSLIM IN AMERICA
On the morning of Sept. 11, 2001, Clermont resident Imam Abdurrahman Sykes flew into Washington, D.C., just behind history. Four minutes before his flight’s landing gear touched the asphalt of the Washington Dulles International Airport runway, American Flight 77 had crashed into the Pentagon a few miles away. Wearing the same type of clothing he…
YOU’VE BEEN DUMPED
“Freegans” are non-homeless Dumpster divers with a political or at least philosophical commitment not to waste perfectly usable discarded goods, including food, according to reports in Newsday (September) and the Houston Press (November). Most are driven by a belief that too many Americans have a fetishized view of newness, pointing out that restaurants discard much…
30 GOING ON 13
In another life, this column was the bastion of suicidal fat-girl hipness. We found it kind of funny although, we found it kind of sad that the dreams in which we were dying were the best that we ever had, and stuff. Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith, two unfortunate mullets from Bath, espoused…
After moving to our new digs, we receive a message from God
Happytown™ groupies take note: This column, and the newspaper it carries on its broad shoulders, has a new home. So please direct your love, flowers, vitriol, acerbic wit, undergarments, donations, Christmas gifts and other sundries to: Happytown™, c/o Orlando Weekly, 100 W. Livingston St., Orlando, Fla., 32801. Phone number and Internet address remain the same.…
THERE’S A SCIENTIFIC REASON FOR THE SEASON
This is the season of light and that’s a fact based in the science of the stars and planets. Dec. 21 marks the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year, when the angle of the earth tilts furthest away from the sun. After that, the earth begins to tilt back, the hours of sunlight…






