Dec 12-18, 2018

Dec 12-18, 2018 / Vol. 35 / No. 1
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22 free shows happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, Dec. 19 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday, Dec. 20 Leisure Chief 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm at Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave.,…

An extremely long lad was recently captured in Florida

An 18-foot-long Burmese python, which could easily swallow four Gary Colemans, was recently captured in Florida. The extremely long lad was captured in the Everglades’ Francis S. Taylor WMA by a Python Removal Contractor with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Though the FWC has yet to officially rule this massive snake as a…

It’s been a wild year for Orlando’s live music venues

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND It’s been an absolutely dizzying year for emerging new stages. And after following Orlando’s Great Live Venue Derby of 2018, I need a chiropractor to straighten me out from all the zigs, zags and twists. But for now, here’s where all the dust settled: NEW LIVE VENUE RECAP Blackstar/Odd Jobs Comprised of…

Travis Scott announces Orlando show set for next March

Orlando Travis Scott fans, were you sad that Scott postponed his Tampa show on his 2018 tour? Well dry those tears, because Scott just announced an even-closer Orlando show as part of the second leg of his Astroworld Tour recommending next year. This is a tour so wild that it’s led Rolling Stone to dub…

Orlando Congresswoman Val Demings is pushing for a Trump impeachment

Over the weekend, U.S. Rep. Val Demings told MSNBC that President Donald Trump runs the risk of facing impeachment charges when the newly elected Democratic majority takes over Congress early next year. “We are going to do our job,” Demings, a Democrat, told daytime host Alex Witt. “If [Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s] investigation leads to…

Latin trap star Bad Bunny returns to Orlando in 2019

Latin trap star Bad Bunny is coming back to Orlando’s Amway Center next April as a stop on his 2019 tour. El conejo malo made the City Beautiful a stop on his first North American tour this year, and it looks like he enjoyed us, so he’ll be coming back on April 11. The “Bad Bunny…

358 people have been shot and killed in Orlando since 2014

In the past five years, 358 people have been shot and killed in Orlando, according to an analysis from The Trace. A new map created by the nonprofit journalism organization tracks fatal and non-fatal shootings in the U.S. from Jan. 1, 2014 through Dec. 13, 2018, using data from the Gun Violence Archive. The map excludes…

New goth stars Cold Cave announce Orlando show set for March

If you want a précis on the state of gothic music circa NOW, may we point you in the direction of today’s announcement of an Orlando show from dark music royalty Cold Cave, ADULT. and Sextile? Cold Cave, the project of former American Nightmare vocalist and Heartworm head Wesley Eisold, will be touring behind new EP You…

It appears Orlando’s housing market is getting slightly less shitty

Last month, the Orlando housing market witnessed something we haven’t seen in a while: Sales were down and the surplus was up. According to a report, released Monday from the Orlando Regional Realtor Association, there were only 2,575 total home sales in November, which is 6.9 percent less than this time last year, and 11.9…

David Schillhammer resigns as Enzian executive director

Enzian Theater executive director David Schillhammer has resigned and plans to leave the arthouse cinema next month to become the new executive director of the Brevard Symphony Orchestra in Melbourne. “Enzian thanks David for his two years of leadership,” board chairman Allan E. Keen said in a prepared statement. “We will always remain grateful to…

Richard Corcoran, who once called teachers union ‘evil,’ was just appointed Florida education commissioner

Former Florida House Speaker Richard Corcoran, who once called the state teachers union “downright evil” for opposing a voucher-like program that gives business tax credits for paying children’s private school tuition, was just appointed Florida education commissioner. The Associated Press reports the Republican politician was approved unanimously by the state Board of Education on Monday after being…

Despite his terrible environmental record, Ron DeSantis calls himself a ‘Teddy Roosevelt conservationist’

Though his congressional record suggests otherwise, Gov.-elect Ron DeSantis says Florida’s environment is a focus of the administration. DeSantis, a two-term former congressman, even goes so far as to call himself a “Teddy Roosevelt conservationist” – the president who established some of the country’s first national parks – when probed on his administration’s plans for…

Psych-rock legends the Zombies announce Orlando show in February

It’s indeed the time of the season … psych-rock legends the Zombies were just this week finally inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame and, in a perfect coincidence, Orlando music fans will soon have another chance to see this storied band in person early next year. Anchored by mainstays Rod Argent and Colin Blunstone, expect…

Adjunct professors at 7 public colleges in Florida are trying to unionize

Adjunct professors at seven public colleges in Florida filed to unionize this week, becoming part of a movement of thousands of educators across the state who say they want better wages and job security. Part-time faculty at Santa Fe College, St. Petersburg College, Lake Sumter Community College, Polk State College, Florida Gateway College, Chipola College and South…

Florida lawmaker tries again with bill to ban fracking

After failed attempts to pass such a bill in the past, a Senate Democrat filed a proposal Thursday that would ban the controversial oil- and natural-gas drilling process known as “fracking.” Sen. Linda Stewart, D-Orlando, filed the proposal (SB 146) for consideration during the 2019 legislative session, which will start in March. Environmental groups and…

Dark synth stars Boy Harsher to play Orlando this spring

Up-and-coming dark synth duo Boy Harsher have announced a new round of North American tour dates set for next spring, and in news that will make many a local goth smile, the band will be returning to the City Beautiful. Boy Harsher will play Stonewall as part of a Panic! club night, which they also…

‘Hamilton’ tickets are still available in Orlando, y’all

Despite the hype, you didn’t miss your shot to see Hamilton at the Dr. Phillips Center early next year, as a few select tickets are still available. Tickets to the smash hit Broadway musical went on sale Nov. 16 and though over 37,000 people waited in the online waiting room for them, the show is…

Florida police officers can use ‘stand your ground’ defense to avoid prosecution, court rules

Siding with a Broward County sheriff’s deputy who fatally shot a man, the Florida Supreme Court on Thursday unanimously ruled that law-enforcement officers can use the state’s “stand your ground” self-defense law to be shielded from prosecution. Justices upheld the dismissal of a manslaughter charge against Deputy Peter Peraza, who contended that he acted in…

Florida Rep. Stephanie Murphy slams Trump’s attempt to deport Vietnamese war refugees

U.S. Rep. Stephanie Murphy slammed the Trump administration’s reported attempt to deport Vietnamese immigrants who arrived in the U.S. before 1995, including Vietnam War refugees. The Atlantic reports the Trump administration is reinterpreting a 2008 agreement between the U.S. and Vietnam that Vietnamese immigrants who arrived before the two formerly warring countries established diplomatic relations on…

Please enjoy this enormous Florida gopher tortoise

What you see here is quite possibly the largest gopher tortoise in the state of Florida. On Saturday, Nov. 25, state officials rescued this absolute unit in Koreshan State Park, after they noticed it was “acting lethargic and appeared to have diarrhea.” The proud lad was then brought to the Clinic for the Rehabilitation of…

New rules loom for shark fishing in Florida

Using chum to attract sharks in waters used by beachgoers, surfers and divers is closer to being banned in Florida, despite concerns the change will further squeeze out “blue collar” angling. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission agreed Wednesday to place a number of shark-fishing changes on its February agenda, from the chumming restriction…

Halestorm headlines WJRR’s ‘Not So Silent Night’ at the Amway

It’s time to rock around the Christmas tree again, as the American rock and heavy metal band Halestorm comes to town. The 2013 Grammy Award-winners are currently touring their fourth studio album, Vicious, released in July. Popular for hit tracks such as “Freak Like Me,” “Love Bites … (So Do I)” and “Here’s To Us,”…

FBI corruption probe that overshadowed Florida governor’s race indicts Tallahassee Commissioner Scott Maddox

Tallahassee City Commissioner Scott Maddox has been indicted on federal charges in the FBI corruption probe that overshadowed Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum’s campaign for Florida governor. The Tallahassee Democrat reports Maddox and his longtime business partner, the city’s Downtown Improvement Authority Executive Director Paige Carter-Smith, were charged with 44 counts of racketeering, bank fraud and extortion…

Michelle Obama’s book tour is coming to Florida next year

On tour for her best-selling book “Becoming,” former first lady Michelle Obama is set to stop by the BB&T Center in Sunrise on May 10. It’s Obama’s only scheduled appearance in Florida, as she makes her way across 21 stops throughout North America and Europe this coming spring. After debuting on Nov. 13, “Becoming” has…

Gimme Shelter: Meet Juice!

Are you looking for a waggy-tail pup? Meet Juice! Juice (A412361) is a 3-year-old boy who is filled with A LOT of energy. He does have heartworms disease, which is deadly if not treated, but luckily for this little boy, his heartworm treatment is already paid for in full! Come into the shelter to meet…

Savage Love: ‘Slight Christmas’

Straight and married but not boring, and heading to my parents’ house for our first family Christmas since my asshole MAGA brother “stumbled over” the Tumblr blog where the wife and I posted about our sexual adventures. (Pics of MMF threesomes and cross-dressing/pegging sessions, plus some dirty “true enough” stories.) My brother has always been…

ICYMI: Change may be on the way for Florida medical marijuana industry, SeaWorld raises employees’ starting pay to $11 an hour, and more

Change on the horizon for medical marijuana industry: The DeSantis administration could bring a sharp turnaround in how state officials approach the highly regulated medical marijuana industry. DeSantis, a Republican, is unwilling to continue some of the court battles now being waged by the outgoing administration, according to Lt. Gov.-elect Jeanette Nuñez. When asked where…


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