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Welcome to the Best of Orlando® 2024: Orlando Olympics

Hello, Orlando, and welcome to Best of Orlando® 2024: Orlando Olympics! At this point we would usually engage in some hyperbole regarding this issue’s size and scope but, no foolin’, this is truly our biggest and most-voted on issue ever. Orlandoans came out in force to vote for their favorite people, places and things. So…

Legal Public Notices 8/28/24

Orlando Legals Legal Public Notices Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: September 13, 2024 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00 PM Extra Space Storage 831 N. Park Avenue…

Best Vegan Sweet Treats: Sampaguita

While their whole menu isn’t solely vegan, Sampaguita has a variety of delectably creative offerings to satisfy even the least lactose-tolerant sweet tooth. Using ice cream as a means to explore Filipino culture and tradition, Sampaguita offers fun flavors you’re unlikely to find elsewhere in the area, with vegan options including buko pandan, mango royale,…

Best Choose Your Own Adventure: Veranda at Thornton Park

Thornton Park’s Veranda event space has seen a lot of shuffling and change in the last few years of operation, but in the last 1 2 months the venue found its groove as the spot of choice for a diverse slate of only-in-Orlando events. If we’re leaving out any, apologies — they’ve got a whole…

Best Body-ody-ody Horror: La Petite Mort drag shows

Filling Will’s Pub to capacity on a Monday night is a tall order, eschewing bands and presenting a night of adventurous alt-drag performers is an even harder sell, but La Petite Mort does it with terrifying flair. The bimonthly events gather the spiritual children of the Black Haus drag family for a heady 10-car pileup…

Best Nose Knows Best: The Salt Room

Orlando is rich in the things that can irritate your nose and skin: pollen, mold, humidity and the rest. Sensitive sufferers in the know take advantage of the Salt Room’s speleotherapy, or “cave therapy” to treat allergies, sinus infections, even asthma and emphysema. We aren’t doctors(!), but we’ve experienced relief from various respiratory symptoms after…

Best Nomads: Blue Bamboo Center

Things looked bad for jazz haven the Blue Bamboo Center last year. Forced out of their longtime address because of rising rents, it would have been easy to give in to despair and cease operations. It only gave Bamboo headman Chris Cortez a greater sense of mission. BB became a roving entity, with shows spread…

Best No Future, Just Glamour: Chainkiller Jewelry

If you’re looking for a special accoutrement for your sweetie — or yourself — that will withstand adverse conditions, be it mosh pit or a Mad Max-style dystopia, look no further than Chainkiller. Solely the province of Amanda Little, also the frontperson of Orlando punks Vicious Dreams, Chainkiller offers up bespoke chokers, necklaces, earrings, bolos…

Best Public Health Crisis Comeback Icons: Lake Eola swans

It’s no secret Lake Eola’s avian residents endure quite a bit: littered living quarters, sticky-fingered raccoons, popcorn overdoses and more. And this year, our celebrity swans were tested yet again. City officials announced in February several swans had died from bird flu. The lake’s walking loop went into a quasi-quarantine (guests were asked to avoid…

Best Neighborhood Bar Regularly Hosting Local Burlesque: The Falcon

In addition to art and music, one of our staff’s favorite beer-and-wine bars in Thornton Park, The Falcon, offers monthly burlesque shows for adults (Naughty Nightcap, every second Friday) that we love because 1) they always feature stellar talent, 2) they show consistent support for local performers and 3) there’s a low barrier to entry.…

Best Upgrade for Aging Animatronic Ursines: Walt Disney World’s “Country Bear Musical Jamboree”

Disney ruffled some fans’ fur by overhauling “Country Bear Jamboree,” the iconic Magic Kingdom animatronics show that spiritually spawned Chuck E. Cheese and Freddy Fazbear. Swapping beloved but borderline-inappropriate ditties like “Blood on the Saddle” for Nashville-ized Disney tunes could have made “Country Bear Musical Jamboree” the worst makeover since “Enchanted Tiki Room Under New Management.” Instead, Imagineering satisfied…

Best Import: Zoya Zafar’s Slovakian cassette

International shipping charges during the seemingly eternal reign of Louis DeJoy are a bad joke; however, we would gladly fork over many dollars to get a cassette copy of Zoya Zafar’s debut album, Some Songs, from Eastern European imprint Start-Track. Zafar’s collection of lush electro-pop hymns and romps are captured on spools of magnetic tape…

Best Windowless Restaurant: Bar Kada

It may be glued to Soseki’s coutured hips, but Michael Collantes’ unfenestrated den of drinks and delectables is so unaffectedly chill, it’s hard to resist lingering. The healthy dose of rice wine education courtesy of sommelier Benjamin Coutts and sake geek Daniel Lugo is a determining factor, as are the addictive bites of Viet-inflected Japanese…

Best Sweet Smell of Success: La Jetée Perfumery

Online shopping has its merits, but there are some things you just have to try before you buy, and perfume is at the top of that list. (Not to mention that trusting delicate liquids to the mail in Orlando’s climate is just a very bad idea.) La Jetée in Ivanhoe Village serves the needs of…

Best Big Birds: DTOLive installation “Big City Birds”

In a very late entry to this year’s Picks, we can’t let this flock go without mention. From the delightfully sideways brain of Brendan O’Connor and the sounds-weird-let’s-do-it mentality of the Creative City Project comes “Big City Birds,” an installation of 16 neon-hued inflatable pigeons perched on various downtown rooftops, presented as part of the…

Best Little Sibling: d.b.a.

The sister bar to popular Mills 50 resto The Strand was recently brought into the world by Olivia, Leo and Zack Rees (the offspring of The Strand’s Alda and Joe). d.b.a. delivers cozy corners, delicious small plates and apps, a refreshing and creative cocktail menu, jazz and rock records and our new favorite bathroom selfie…

Best It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit: Glory Days Grapplecon

The Sunshine State is rich in pro-wrestling history and this new convention, put on by the folks behind the Championship Wrestling from Florida fanfests, paid homage to many of the leading lights of classic Florida wrestling. Holding court over the April weekend were big names from the past like One Man Gang, Stan “The Lariat”…

Best Local Government Resource for Opioid Addiction Help: Orange County Office for a Drug-Free Community

While some state and local governments across the U.S. are getting flack for using funds received through legal settlements with opioid manufacturers and sellers on things like police gear or budget shortfalls, Orange County has led by example. The county’s Office for a Drug-Free Community is spending funds on addiction prevention, treatment and recovery services,…

Best Press: Andrea Montanez in The Cut

The subheadline was pure poetry: “Andrea Montanez went head-to-head with Pablo Escobar. Now, she’s taking on Ron DeSantis.” Orlando-area trans activist Montanez, now a field organizer with the National LGBTQ Task Force, among a myriad of other undertakings, was profiled in New York magazine online offshoot The Cut back in June. It’s a great piece…

Best Restaurant Experience: Sorekara

There is simply no other restaurant space in the city quite like Sorekara’s. The multimillion-dollar sanctuary steeped in Japanese serenity and the temporal philosophy of sorekara (the appreciation of how every moment in time is unique) is more like a museum than a restaurant, with a chef’s table fashioned from a 700-year-old keyaki tree as the…

Best Liminal Space: Fashion Square Mall

We’re not sure what’s keeping this capitalistic relic alive, but we’re here for the fever dream fuel. Of all the abandoned retail space in Orlando, Fashion Square is the most aesthetically pleasing: eerie parking lots, a fenced demolition site, a handful of stores barely hanging on and a certain overall post-apocalyptic charm. If you’re looking…

Best Glow Up: Winter Park Village

Take an inactive mall that has definitely seen better days, give it two years of construction, renovation and reimagining … and voilà, you have the new-model Winter Park Village. The shopping center now looks sleek and sharp after shedding its dated mid-Med style. It boasts plenty of dining and entertainment options, including an outdoor stage…

Best Debut Album: Watts, Retribution

It’s been awhile since a band has ignited the underground like young hardcore group Watts has. While they quickly became the stuff of live lore with the way they stoke instant riots on the floor, Watts released a debut collection this summer that bottles their sheer muscle and fury. Like a deadly serious Amyl &…

Best Free Stuff: OCLS extras

Three ways you can tell the difference between Chipotle and the Orange County Library System: 1) the lines are shorter; 2) we have 100% confidence they know how to roll a burrito — if they didn’t, they’d look it up — and 3) guac might be extra at Chipotle, but the extras are gloriously free…

Best Icy Treat: Kakigori at Koko Kakigori

Lines are a given at this little shop of frozen treats situated behind Kaya, and justifiably so. They come for the frozen, airy confection known as kakigori — a Japanese summertime treat of shaved ice that takes on the texture of freshly fallen snow. “It’s sooo fluffy!” is a common refrain heard at the standing…

Best Ommmmmmmmm: ODrone Festival

It’s a tough sell, a full weekend of music based on the most minimal of sonic and conceptual trappings. But the organizers of the inaugural ODrone Festival pulled it off. Taking place outdoors at Milk District destination the Nook on Robinson, the Circuit Church-offshoot event gathered a multigenerational crew of ambient and electronic practitioners who…

Best Nary a Dropped Stitch: The Black Sheep

Needlepointing is a godsend for anyone looking for something to do with their hands that doesn’t involve a screen — more regimented than embroidery, less three-dimensionally unwieldy than knitting, it’s almost an analog version of Tetris. But the soothing stitch-fest can turn into a bitchfest when you can’t master that damned French knot, or when…

Best Orlando Celeb: Noodle

Keep your Carrot Top, your *NSYNCers and Magic players, even your Wesley Snipes. The celeb we’re hungriest to meet has long silky beige hair and the roundest, bluest eyes; he’s about 12 inches tall, and he’s never been fed in his entire life. He’s Noodle, Orlando’s most photogenic webcat (he’s got competition, but we said…

Best Place to Smoke Inside: Tanqueray’s

There’s a point when a tipsy night on the town starts tasting like “I need a cigarette.” And sometimes that’s followed up with the thought, “I need to hear live music, immediately.” Venerable downtown bar Tanqueray’s scratches both itches — with a Pabst Blue Ribbon tallboy thrown in! Who doesn’t want to spin around to…

Best They Did It Their Way: East West Records

Orlando music emporium East West Records, founded by Hannah and Roman Skrobko, was a haven for vinyl (and more) lovers in the local area since 1971, the oldest continually operating record store in our area. They sold up in 2018, and in early August of this year, the store’s new owner announced the unthinkable: They…

Best Cronenbergian Dish: Omurice at Kyuramen

It’s known as omurice, but “Eggs Videodrome” may be a more fitting moniker for this dish served at Kyuramen. The scene plays out like so: Enter a fluffy omelet sitting atop a mound of chicken fried rice. A server slits the omelet lengthwise and it unfurls over the rice, revealing its custardy innards. After a…

Best Chomp: Camino Soft Chews, AYR Cannabis Dispensary

THC gummies, or, as Florida’s Department of Health prefers to call them, “soft chews,” are a tasty way to get a buzz for those who can’t smoke (or prefer not to), but all chews are not made equal when it comes to either flavor or effects. Camino gummies, available at AYR, are sweet but not…

Best Next Wave Haven: Castle Smoke

The Casselberry smoke shop that doubles as a crucial DIY venue is a gathering point for the next generation of Orlando underground stars — ravers, hardcore kids, goths, drag performers, pop singers or experimental musicians. Overseen and curated majestically by Haize and Bunnii, Castle Smoke may be a little “out of the way” if your…

Best Improbable Trend: Explosion of gothic nights in Orlando

Sharp-eyed readers might remember DJ Hexorcist, in our year-end music roundtable, boldly predicting that the City Beautiful might soon surpass Tampa in number of regular gothic nights out. Guess what? She was right! The greater Orlando area now hosts regular gothic dance soirees from Sanford down to the “Packing District” on OBT: Memento Mori, Venue…

Best New Venue: Judson’s Live

The Dr. Phillips Center’s swank new supper club has been the talk of the town for obvious reasons. The national names featured there have been exceptional, but the real revelation has been how much of a local spotlight Judson’s has turned out to be, giving stage to a diverse parade of native talent like Harber…

Best Strip Mall: Dover Shores Shopping Center

Strip malls have long been perceived as a blight on Central Florida roadways, and for the most part, it’s true. But this strip at the intersection of Curry Ford and Crystal Lake gets it so right that we’ve daydreamed up a staycation where we start at Daybreak Diner and end up by mailing some postcards…

Best Knight-Time Sushi: Sus Hi Eatstation on Alafaya Trail

Located across the road from University of Central Florida’s main campus, Sus Hi Eatstation on Alafaya Trail is the best place for a Knight to grab a quick bite and some school spirit. The menu ranges from sushi bowls, burritos, rolls, desserts and more — all beckoning to students from just a crosswalk away. Covered…

Best Return to Church Street Roots: SAK Comedy Lab

Nearly a quarter-century after they first set up shop inside an abandoned storefront on Church Street, SAK Comedy Lab returned to the block this spring. This homecoming isn’t a step backwards but a big glow-up, as their new home at 55West boasts a theme park-quality lobby and fully equipped 175-seat theater — a far cry…

Best Buried Hatchet: DeSantis v. Disney

After several grueling months of power moves, pettiness and not-so-magical language, Gov. DeSantis and Disney finally put their feud to bed. Stemming from disagreements over DeSantis’ “Don’t Say Gay” bill back in 2022, the battle for control of Disney’s oversight district settled, solidifying a “long-term partnership” between the two. Will it stick? Who knows. Will…

Best LGBTQ+-Friendly Sports League: OUT Sports League

OUT Sports offers an inclusive league for Orlando locals across the LGBTQ+ spectrum (including straight allies) who want to get involved in recreational soccer, dodgeball, kickball, volleybal, or even cornhole (100% NOT a sport, but FINE). Let’s face it, if you’re LGBTQ+, it’s hard not to have a sort of lingering concern about judgment from…

Best After Hours: Shows at Framework Craft Coffee House

The coffeehouse show is a shiver-inducing trope for good reason. The ones happening at Framework Craft Coffee House, however, are the exception. That has a lot to do with the fact that owner Danny Forester is a DIY champion. And his Mills 50 café has taken on a second life after hours as a space…

Best Community Organization Fighting Wage Theft When the State Isn’t: Farmworker Association of Florida

Florida used to have a state department that would go after employers accused of violating minimum wage requirements, but thanks to former Gov. Jeb Bush, the department was abolished in 2002 with no replacement. Florida’s State Attorney General is allowed to pursue those law-breakers, but in business-friendly Florida, generally doesn’t go after these cases today.…

Best Cigar Lounge for Chill Punks: Nora’s Sugar Shack

Offering a low-key option for cigar smokers in the Ivanhoe Village area, Nora’s Sugar Shack is a funky but charming cigar “lounge” (a generous way to describe a tiny house off Virginia Drive) that every cigar smoker in the area should visit at least once. The cigar selection is limited but still impressively sized, considering…

Best Restaurant for Jaded Gastronomes: Coro

It’s easy to become numbed to all the high-dollar indulgences that restaurants in this city espouse, particularly the barrage of tasting menu concepts that have opened in every corner of the city. But a meal at Coro in Audubon Park can unjade the jaded and bring smiles to the faces of burned-out bon vivants in…

Best Non-lethal Use of Aerial Drone Technology: Universal Studios Florida’s “CineSational: A Symphonic Celebration”

Universal Orlando introduced a flood of summer entertainment this year — including the nostalgic Mega Movie Parade and superb “DreamWorks Imagination Celebration” — but none flew higher than their new nighttime spectacular, “CineSational: A Symphonic Celebration,” which features 600-plus choreographed drones amid the fireworks and fountains. After all the wartime news reports of drones causing devastation,…

Best Pod People: Float8 Wellness Lounge

OK, we have to admit one downside to living in Orlando: the drive to a beach is too far. When you just absolutely need to be surrounded by saltwater — and nothing else — but you don’t have an hour to spare to get to the ocean, it’s Float8 to the rescue. With locations in…

Best Place to Claw Your Way to Glory: Gatcha Orlando

Gatcha is a “clawcade” full of gashapon game machines granting prizes big to small, plush to plastic. Don’t be embarrassed if you shout out “gotcha!” as you maneuver your way to the win — victoriously claiming that squishy Gudetama would make anyone yell. Florida Mall, 8001 S. Orange Blossom Trail, gatcha.us/project/orlando

Best It’s Funny Because It Hurts: Rauce Padgett

It was a head-scratcher when Real Radio 104.1 FM personality Rauce Padgett was fired from his post on the drive-time “Jim Colbert Show.” In other times, Padgett’s off-kilter humor and surrealist non sequiturs (had his corporate bosses never seen his video, “If Orlando Was a Movie”??) would be highly sought-after by FM brass. Padgett has…

Best Tasting Menu: Ômo by Jônt

In Orlando’s crowded field of small-capacity, budget-busting chef’s tasting counters jockeying for multicourse supremacy, Ômo by Jônt, Ryan Ratino’s 16-seat offshoot of his two-Michelin-star Jônt in Washington, D.C., may very well reign supreme. Elite ingredients, innovative cooking techniques, meticulous plating and an eye-popping check are, of course, givens. But Ratino is careful to toe the…

Best Backdrop for Calls to Action: Lake Eola Park

There are plenty of places in Orlando perfect for sticking it to oppressive politicians and parties, but there’s only one that so flawlessly doubles as a picturesque community hangout. Lake Eola Park offers activists of all degrees the Lake Eola loop for marching, the Walt Disney Amphitheater for rallying and the fountain-adorned and swan-populated lake…

Best Weirdo Film Preservation: Freaky Fridays at Enzian

Since its debut a couple of years back, the Enzian’s midnight-movie series has become a reliable haven for those who prefer their cinema on the wilder side. The first-Friday events are also a reliable spot to check out outré Florida cinema going back decades. From the Technicolor killer-jellyfish-man romp Sting of Death to the VHS…


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