Aug 17-23, 2016

Aug 17-23, 2016 / Vol. 32 / No. 35

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Four of the messiest campaign brawls of the 2016 Florida primary

While most Floridians have been distracted by the Dumpster fire we’re calling “the 2016 presidential election,” there are other races going on closer to home that not only present the same trash-fire drama, but also directly affect our city, county and state. From the U.S. Senate to county commission, here are the details on the…

Upcoming Orlando foodie events to mark on your calendar

The three-day-long Florida Local Food Summit will bring together farmers, food entrepreneurs, policy makers, chefs and food-conscious folks of all stripes, Thursday through Saturday, Sept. 8-10, at East End Market and other Audubon Park Garden District locales. Cost is $53.25. Some of the celebrity chefs appearing at this year’s Epcot Food & Wine Festival (Sept.…

Carefree alligator strolls through Florida man’s yard

A video posted by Randy Spencer (@spence1097) on Aug 23, 2016 at 3:20am PDT A carefree gator nonchalantly strolled through a Land O’ Lakes resident’s yard this week.  Randy Spencer posted the video to his Instagram showing the monster reptile ducking between shrubs and houses, making its way into a neighbor’s backyard.  Spencer told USA Today the video…

Watch the new music video from local singer Laney Jones

Orlando Weekly is pleased to premiere “Who Could Love,” the newest music video from local singer/songwriter Laney Jones, off her eponymous new album. The performance-based clip for “Who Could Love” was filmed on the Rollins College campus and Lake Virginia – the Virginia parts pleasingly reminding us of the infamous “More Barn” Neil Young anecdote…

Orlando label Total Punk releases LP by Oakland’s Violence Creeps today

Today local record imprint Total Punk drops their newest slab of vinyl, this time around it’s a full-length from Oakland’s Violence Creeps.  The Violence Creeps foursome deal in a wonderfully primitive and raw punk racket that has just enough weirdo sensibilities and quirks to rise above the underground rabble.  Preview to The Gift of Music below,…

Local pop-punkers Felicity headline Summer Meltdown Fest at Social tonight

Rather than do the usual “we’re back from tour” show, local pop-punk band Felicity have instead put together the Summer Meltdown Fest going down tonight at the Social. Besides welcoming Felicity back, you get a packed local showcase featuring Kasson, False Narrative, Luvlost and Conflicting Motive. It’s a fifty shades of pop-punk Whitman’s sampler. Show is…

I-Drive’s Tourism District is becoming a hot spot for locals to live

The tourist district is seeing plenty of growth with new hotels, attractions and shopping complexes in various stages of development, but what was once a place locals steered clear of, the area quickly becoming a legitimate place for locals to live, work and play. Universal Boulevard, on the backside of the Orange County Convention Center and I-Drive 360, has…

Orlando extreme metal act Mindscar release new ablum

Orlando-based thrash trio Mindscar released a new full-length over the weekend, What’s Beyond the Trees.  A going concern since 1998, the trio hasn’t lost a step on their newest album. It’s a combination of classic Florida death metal with over-the-top technical precision and stamina. Oh, and the cover is a painting made with the vocalist’s…

Artegon adds 17 new mini stores through November

Orlando’s anti-mall, Artegon Marketplace, is adding 17 new mini stores ranging from decorated ceramics to unique dog beds. Some of the shops are already open, while others will be opening through November, according to a press release.  The shops already open include:  – Atheneo Artesenal: Venezuelan accessories and shoes. – 3 Bros and A Card…

Lauryn Hill announces upcoming Orlando show in December

Christmas is coming early this year, as the House of Blues just announced a show by Ms. Lauryn Hill in December! Ms. Hill came to fame with the Fugees before releasing the instant-classic solo album The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill in 1998. A live comeback is very welcome, especially as evidenced by this recent clip or…

California’s sludge corps Beastmaker to play Will’s Pub tonight

Orlando’s been getting some top level stoner/doom shows this summer, and that trend continues when Fresno’s Beastmaker touch down tonight at Will’s Pub. Get ready for a heavy and pleasing dose of hazy Saint Vitua worship. Beastmaker are on tour with kindred sonic spirits Monolord, and local support is provided by Junior Bruce and Sweat Lodge.…

Reggae legends Steel Pulse coming to Orlando in November

Steel Pulse, one of the most recognized names in reggae is headed to Orlando. Originating from Birmingham, England, the group uses their music to preach love and justice.  “Without love there is no justice, and without justice there is no peace,” said founding member, David “Dread” Hines, on the band’s website.  The eight-piece band will…

Universal’s Toothsome Chocolate Emporium opens today

Universal Orlando’s newest CityWalk restaurant, The Toothsome Chocolate Emporium & Savory Feast Kitchen, opens today for preview so guests can get chocolate wasted. Universal says today’s soft opening will offer a limited number of guests the opportunity to checkout the Emporium in preparation for its official opening, which hasn’t been announced yet.  According to WFLA, the 19th century-inspired…

Epcot to close two attractions, including one of its most popular thrill rides

Epcot has a number of rumors regarding updates to Future World, but while rollercoasters and ’80s music may be on the horizon,in the meantime, it’s more gloom and doom for the community of tomorrow.  Two of the last three remaining exhibits in Innoventions will be closing mid-September. First on the chopping block is StormStruck, an interactive attraction with various mini-exhibits where guests learn…

Mysterious locals Auto Chlor resurface for an off-kilter show at Uncle Lou’s

Tracing back the roots of musical margin dwellers can yield interesting results. For instance, we weren’t aware that a distant ancestor of dreamwave gliders Moon Jelly was mysterious noise scrapers Auto Chlor. An exceedingly loose and shadowy collective of Florida experimentalists and performance artists, Auto Chlor specialized in off-kilter and lo-fi sound collages and stage…

Take a summer cocktail class Tuesday at the Rusty Spoon

Temperatures are already dropping a little (hey, 90 degrees feels way different than 95 degrees!), and the end of summer is nigh, so if you’ve been planning to have that big bash that would be the talk of your troupe, this is the time to polish up your host-with-the-most skills. Tomorrow (Tuesday, Aug. 21) at…

Second zone for Zika virus found in Miami-Dade

A second area has been identified in Miami-Dade County where the mosquito-borne Zika virus is originating, as five more people, including three tourists, have tested positive for the disease. There have now been 36 confirmed cases of people getting infected in the state, with the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention expanding a travel…

Frosty’s Christmastime Lounge officially opens tonight in downtown Orlando

Rip the sleeves off your best Christmas sweater because Frosty’s Christmastime Lounge, a bar where Christmas lives forever, opens tonight in downtown Orlando.  This new yuletide watering hole, which will feature drinks like “Craft Snow Cones,” comes from Beacon Hill Group’s Mark Angelo and Todd Ulmer, the guys behind bars like Stardust Lounge, Mucho Orlando, Mucho Liquor…

Mira TV premieres Spanish-language LGBTQ talk show this weekend

South Florida’s LGBTQ personalities are launching a Spanish-language talk show on Mira TV called “Sobre todos los Géneros,” which in English means “About All Genders.”  The Miami Herald reports the show will premiere this Sunday at 8 p.m. and is going to focus on issues the queer community encounters, such as inequality and prejudice. The…

Calling all ragers: American Party Machine celebrates birthday tonight at Backbooth

Local metal heels American Party Machine are marking their fifth birthday with a blowout tonight at Backbooth. It’s gonna get emotional. And loud. Probably more proportionally loud than emotional, honestly. Fellow revelers include Destructonomicon, Köcosanté and Luscious Lisa. Pregame by watching old Ric Flair promos on YouTube. Show up on time for the party at 7 p.m. Tickets are $10.…

Federal judge blocks Florida abortion law

A federal judge struck down a Florida law that would have banned abortion providers liked Planned Parenthood from receiving about $500,000 a year in taxpayer money for non-abortion services like STI exams and cancer screenings.  The sweeping abortion law, known previously as House Bill 1411, was supposed to go into effect July 1, but was previously…

Sunday Supper at K Restaurant to benefit Kevin Fonzo Foundation

If you don’t have dinner plans this weekend, make the $45 per person reservation to dine at K Restaurant on Sunday night, when the restaurant will be showcasing a three-course family-style Sunday dinner based on his popular “Feast of Fonzo” event. It’s for a good cause, as the chef, Kevin Fonzo, has established a namesake…

Tickets on sale today for Orlando Ballet’s ‘Dracula’

Whether you’re a full-on balletomane or you’re just looking for a new way to celebrate Halloween this year, Orlando Ballet’s production of Dracula should be on your radar. Hard-core ballet fans will already know that choreographer Michael Pink’s version of Bram Stoker’s vampire story is full of thrills, chills and plenty of blood spilled, but…

Universal announces dates for ‘A Celebration of Harry Potter’

The fourth annual “A Celebration of Harry Potter” is returning to Universal Orlando this year.  Universal announced from their official blog that the celebrity-filled weekend will be held January 27 – 29, 2017.  This year’s wizard-centric weekend, which is included with regular admission, will feature a film talent Q&A, demonstrations, exhibits and more, says Universal.  More…

Hospital officials say the last Pulse survivor still at ORMC has improved

Orlando Regional Medical Center officials say the last hospitalized survivor who has been in critical condition since the mass shooting at Pulse has improved to a “guarded condition.”  Health officials would not elaborate on Orlando Health’s Twitter or via email on what “guarded” means presumably because of medical privacy regulations, and there’s little definition elsewhere.…

Legendary UK DJ Pete Tong to play Gilt nightclub tonight

This is kind of a big deal for electronic dance music fans in Orlando, hell, even for Florida. Legendary UK DJ and radio personality Pete Tong- once called, without even a hint of hyperbole, a global ambassador for electronic music” by DJ Mag- is set to get behind the desks for a rare Florida appearance…

Planet Hollywood to ride the bus to Flavortown with Guy Fieri-created menu

I suppose it was inevitable, but the chef many folks love to hate – Guy Fieri – is entering Orlando’s dining scene. The polarizing schlock-jock of cookery is developing a burger and sandwich menu for the seemingly new and improved Planet Hollywood, now called Planet Hollywood Observatory at Disney Springs. On why the restaurant approached the platinum-tressed…

Red Lion Pub to close down after 27 years in business

After 27 years in business, Winter Park’s Red Lion Pub will be shutting its doors. In a Facebook post, owner Rosemarie Ryan announced that the time has come for the bar and music venue to shut down, citing slowing business as the main reason. The bar, located at 3784 Howell Branch Road in Winter Park,…

The Menestrolli Dog Circus is coming to Artegon this weekend

The Ringling Brothers might have some furry competition heading their way. The Menestrelli Dog Circus will have a free show at 4 p.m. on Saturday, Aug. 20, inside the Great Hall at Artegon Marketplace. Led by professional circus actors and animal trainers Yanina and Sergey, the circus showcases a herd of pooches performing tricks like somersaults…

Drink bourbon for breakfast at World of Beer this Saturday

You’ve got a few more days to snatch up tickets for the bourbon-bacon breakfast being sponsored by Jim Beam at the downtown World of Beer this weekend. At the event, which starts at 10 a.m. Saturday, you’ll be privy to four specialty bourbon cocktails (made with Jim Beam-brand liquor, of course), including an apple pie…

Gideon’s Bakehouse closing Aug. 20, but wait: It’s good news

After dishing out more than 2,000 pounds of cookies and cake slices in less than one month, Gideon’s Bakehouse at East End Market is closing Aug. 20. Seems they’ve been so successful (no surprise — those chocolate chip cookies are just plain ridiculous) that business has become unsustainable in their current block at the Audubon…

Florida woman: ‘This bear has got some balls’

A Florida woman had a close encounter with a curious and hungry little bear cub last week.  On August 11, Angie Pope of Navarre, Florida, uploaded a video to Facebook showing a black bear foraging around in her backyard. At one point in the video the bear goes for her tomato plants, and when Pope…

30 free concerts in Orlando this week (8/17-8/23)

Wednesday August 17 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints Of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm at St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm at the Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.  The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With…

There’s a lot of poop in Lake Ivanhoe right now

Orlando officials are now warning residents to avoid Lake Ivanhoe because of high levels of fecal coliform bacteria. In other words, the lake is now poopier than normal.  Fecal coliform bacteria comes from the intestines of animals and people, and according to the Florida Department of Environmental Protection, the bacteria isn’t always harmful to humans,…

Rapper YG brings ‘F*ck Donald Trump’ tour to Orlando

Rapper YG has announced an Orlando stop for his “Fuck Donald Trump” (yes, you heard us right) nationwide tour this autumn.  YG, joined by Sadboy, RJ and Kamaiayah, will be playing the Beacham Theater on Wednesday, October 8.  Tickets will set you back $25-$31 and can be purchased here starting this Friday, August 19, at…

Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood announce upcoming Orlando show

Country power couple Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood are coming to the Amway Center later this year.  The Garth Brooks World Tour, as it’s called, will come to Orlando on Oct. 8. Tickets start at $75 and will go on sale Aug. 26. at 10 a.m.  This will be Garth Brooks’ first Orlando show in…

Just announced: rapper Rittz to play the Social

Atlanta-based and Yelawolf-affiliated hip-hop artist Rittz has just announced an Orlando concert for the end of this year. The rapper, touring behind hotly-tipped new album Top of the Line, is set to play the Social on Saturday, December 10, with James Benton along for the ride. Tickets are $15-$20 and can be purchased here starting Friday,…

Savage Love (8/17/16)

DEAR READERS: I’m on vacation for three weeks – but you won’t be reading old columns in my absence, and you won’t be reading columns by anyone who isn’t Dan Savage. You’ll be reading new columns, all of them written by Dan Savage, none of them written by me. Our second guest Dan Savage is…

Gimme Shelter (8/17/16)

Are you looking to adopt a pet? Monty (A356666) is a 3-year-old dog who is looking for a home. He was surrendered to the shelter because his owner could not care for him. Monty is laid-back and walks well on a leash. He even knows basic commands, such as how to sit! Monty loves to…

Selections: Our picks of the week’s best events, Aug. 17-23

Thursday, 18 Pokémon Comedy Roast Showcase COMEDY Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve noticed everyone playing Pokémon Go (and if you do live under a rock, please put us in touch with your realtor – that’s hot property in a smartphone society). But fame comes at a cost, and the game’s popularity places…

Remembering the Orlando 49: Jean Carlos Méndez Pérez

Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Jean Carlos Méndez Pérez Jean Carlos Méndez Pérez found love through a scent. The 35-year-old was working at the Perfumania in the Orlando Premium Outlets when Luis Daniel Wilson-León…

Frank & Steins sets itself apart from its “craft breau” counterparts

Frank & Steins Eatery and Pub ­­ ­­150 S. Magnolia Ave., 407-412-9230, frankandsteins.com ­­ Essay question: Why should I drink here?   Downtown Orlando’s original craft beer (and wine, and whiskey) sports bar, Frank and Stein’s still sets itself apart from its “craft breau” counterparts with its plethora of sandwiches, soups and, of course, franks…

Universal’s Incredible Hulk coaster and Pseudonym Productions’ When Shadows Fall both get intelligent overhauls

Reinvent or refurbish? Rebuild or renovate? Raze or restore? I’m currently a resident of Orlando’s Milk District, which is in the midst of a massive gentrification project that’s demolishing generations of single-family homes to make way for newly built duplexes. So the raging debate over urban renewal versus retaining traditional character literally hits close to…


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