Apr 4-10, 2012

Apr 4-10, 2012 / Vol. 28 / No. 14

Selection Reminder: Zoolander shows at Enzian!

Tuesday, April 10 – Zoolander 9:30 p.m. Enzian Theater 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland 407-629-0054 enzian.org $5 Here’s a weird factoid that’ll stop any hater in his or her tracks: Ben Stiller has only written (or at least received credit for) two feature films in his career. One was the brilliant Tropic Thunder, which netted…

Anthony Bourdain Guest Programs TCM Tuesday, April 10th

Anthony Bourdain: love him or hate him, the dude’s got great taste in film, and he’s bringing it to Turner Classic Movies for a night as guest programmer. Each film will feature an introduction by Bourdain and TCM host Robert Osborne, which is quite the interesting duo. The films are: The Searchers – John Ford…

Sunday Film News Roundup — April 8th, 2012

Film critics luckier than us (damn youse!) were treated a sort of odd treat this week when Pixar screened the first 30 minutes of Brave in a few select locations. The film has a few obstacles to overcome, the least of which might be the young male audience’s reaction to cooties since it’s about a yucky…

Selection Reminder: For Whom the Southern Belle Tolls!

Saturday, April 7 – For Whom the Southern Belle Tolls 8 p.m. through April 28 Footlight Theater at the Parliament House 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail wanziepresents.com $12.50-$15 Local campresario Michael Wanzie’s latest offering is a trio of short plays by Christopher Durang, anchored by his parody of The Glass Menagerie titled For Whom the…

Selection Reminder: Pink Martini head to the Plaza Live!

Friday, April 6 – Pink Martini 7 p.m. the Plaza Live 425 N. Bumby Ave. 407-228-1220 plazaliveorlando.com $28.50-$58.50 Since the 1990s, this collective of a dozen or so multicultural, multi-instrumental “musical archeologists” have served as a kind of big-box store without the price fixing – whatever you’re looking for, they probably have it. That’s a big reason…

Selection Reminder: New Roman Times tonight at Will’s Pub!

Friday, April 6 – New Roman Times with Sunbears, Great Deceivers 8 p.m. Will’s Pub 1042 N. Mills Ave. 407-898-5070 willspub.org $8 Before Orlando’s indie-rock coming-of-age over the last few years, culminating in last month’s outrageously successful Orange You Glad music festival, which not-so-gently nudged the nation to take a look at what’s up in…

TV outrage: Mary J. Blige, meet Don Draper

You wanna know my favorite scene from last week’s episode of Mad Men? It was the one in which Don and Harry try to get the Rolling Stones to shill for Heinz. You, too, huh? Small world. But my reasons might be a little different than yours. The scene wasn’t my favorite because of the…

Selection Reminder: Nihon: Reflections of a Classic Culture at OMA!

Thursday, April 5 – Nihon: Reflections of a Classic Culture 6-9 p.m. Orlando Museum of Art 2416 N. Mills Ave. 407-896-4231 omart.org $10 There are few things better than the sweet sangria-esque mixture of local artists, live music, wine and beer, and café grub. Orlando Museum of Art shares this potent concoction at its monthly…

Remix cocktail extra: basil-blackberry fizz

My monthly cocktail column, Remix, is meant to … well, remix classic American cocktails: those drinks you see in Mr. Boston but maybe have never tried yourself, because they look fussy, or old-fashioned, or use weird ingredients. I try to simplify or update Ye Olde Intoxicants for a more modern palate, and I have a…

Selection Reminder: UCF’s Steam exhibition opens tonight!

Thursday, April 5 – STEAM 6-8 p.m. through April 7 UCF Art Gallery University of Central Florida 407-823-5470 www.cah.ucf.edu free Seeing art and science as disciplines in opposition to each other is a mistake. Photographers, painters and sculptors rely on chemistry and engineering skills, whether they realize it or not; the parts of the brain…

Photo Gallery: Castle Otttis in St. Augustine

In the latest issue of Orlando Weekly, I explore in my Live Active Cultures column one of Central Florida’s hidden architectural gems. Castle Otttis, located steps from the shoreline in St. Augustine, is an imposing stone castle built by hand as an act of artistic and spiritual devotion. Ordinarily off-limits to outsider, I was allowed…

On Sale This Week: Bon Iver!

On Sale: Friday, April 6 Bon Iver with the Staves 7 p.m. Tuesday, June 5 Hard Rock Live 407-351-5483 hardrock.com $35-$55 Down the road: Van Halen, April 12 at Amway Center Daughtry, April 12 at Hard Rock Live The Marshall Tucker Band, April 13 at Orlando Jai-Alai Weedeater, April 13 at Will’s Pub Kevin James,…

This Little Underground

Full event details are forthcoming, but bassist-about-town Phil Longo has confirmed with me that he’s miraculously managed to get the locally legendary Heathens – the seminal Post Records band stocked with musical notables like Matt Butcher, Sean Moore (Viernes) and members of Mumpsy – to do a reunion show for his birthday (May 11, Will’s…

Happytown

The week where Gov. Rick Scott made a big ass out of himself to the Big Apple, Democrats bit back at Mitt Romney’s perpetual gas leak and Sanford considered arresting the media for doing its job. Message control!

Private Lives

No dearth of fine acting in Mad Cow’s production of Noel Coward’s witty comedy of manners

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Please study this testimony: “Born in a rancid, bat-infested cave at the base of the smoldering Sangay Volcano, I was raised by the half-bear demon princess Arcastia. At the age of 4 my training as a ninja shaman began when I was left naked and alone next to a stream of…

Florida Independent calling it quits

The Florida Independent, the online news source that launched in 2010 with a mission of writing stories that would “positively influence” public policy and debate, has announced that it’s closing up shop as of April 27. “Since we launched in May 2010, we have simply been unable to build a strong enough donor base to…

Opening in Orlando — April 4th-6th, 2012

Opening in Orlando — April 4th, 2012 Titanic in 3D — Remember when James Cameron taught you that love never dies? Of course you don’t, because that was Andrew Lloyd Webber. But we forgive you for getting your ’90s kitsch peddlers mixed up. What’s important is that the history-making blockbuster Titanic is back in theaters,…

Selection Reminder: Laura Stevenson and the Cans tonight at Will’s Pub!

Wednesday, April 4 – Laura Stevenson and the Cans with Mirabeau, Roadkill Ghost Choir 8 p.m. Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. 407-898-5070 willspub.org $8-$10 The standout factoid about Laura Stevenson is still a good one – her grandfather popularized the Christmas standards “The Little Drummer Boy” and “Do You Hear What I Hear?” and…


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